joke time

[flatliners]

tell the funnyest joke you know
a little boy runs into the house from the garden and says to his mam mam mam dads sunderland football top is lying on the ground then his mam says oh no not again thats the 3rd time this week the bug**S have nicked the pegs
please do not tell that joke about any other football club it only works with sunderland

[Corabar Steve]

It's not funny though

[Penfold42]

:tumble:

*Noise in the distance......DONG.....dong.......*

[PropellerHeadCase]

Waaah, waah, waaaaaah.

[BeerFunk]

It's hard to think of a hilarious joke which wouldn't offend anyone, and is family friendly :(

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I personally dread it when people start telling jokes as I think that maybe the conversation has dried up...

[Harrison's Discos]

Ok here goes..

Two mates are having a drink in a pub, but one of them runs out of money and really wants a beer. So he says to his mate, ''can i borrow some money for another beer'' so he says, ''ok if you can guess this right'', and the other bloke says ''ok''.
So the joke he tells is ''what was the first thing that eve said to adam when they first saw eachother in the garden of eden'', so his mate says ''cor blimey thats a hard one!!'', and his mate says ''you better have this then:rolleyes:''

:D :lol:

[rob1963]

I personally dread it when people start telling jokes as I think that maybe the conversation has dried up...

The conversation will only dry up if there isn't a woman around! :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I personally dread it when people start telling jokes as I think that maybe the conversation has dried up...


The conversation will only dry up if there isn't a woman around! :D

Should be alright then, now that you're here. :tongue2: :thumbsup: :boxer2:

[rob1963]

Should be alright then, now that you're here. :tongue2: :thumbsup: :boxer2:

:moon: