The Big Train was early tonight

[Corabar Steve]

Either that or we've just had an earthquake in Barnet

Every night at 1am our entire house shakes!

[BeerFunk]

More than likely it was just 'closer to being on time', rather than early :)

(I'm starting to sound old...)

[Dragonfly]

Either that or we've just had an earthquake in Barnet

Every night at 1am our entire house shakes!


Steves a trainspotter :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
what number was it?

[Penfold42]

Click....wrrrr......click....wrrrr.....click.....

[Corabar Steve]

Can't see it from here, there's a house in the way

[Penfold42]

Can't see it from here, there's a house in the way

So you were looking for it then.............:p :D

[Dragonfly]

So you were looking for it then.............:p :D

in an anorak and with a little book and a biro......... ;) :D

[Corabar Steve]

No point. I know the house is there, it's been in the same place since we moved here.

[Dragonfly]

a house in the way ??? and you've done nothing about it all this time ??

[Corabar Steve]

I think Joyce might have something to say about it if I tried to move it.

[Dragonfly]

Just you tell Joyce that me and tony said it was for the best if her house was moved slightly to the left ..... say about a mile and a half.

[Penfold42]

Just you tell Joyce that me and tony said it was for the best if her house was moved slightly to the left ..... say about a mile and a half.

No not that far.....just enough to get a picture.....:D :D

[Dragonfly]

or maybe turn joyces house into a green house???? then you could just take a picture through her house???

[Corabar Steve]

She'd have to cut down the trees at the end of her garden too

[Penfold42]

This is getting silly......send Callum round...he will do what he's best at....blowing things up....

[Dragonfly]

well we all have to make our sacrifices in life im sure her garden would look just as lovely with a small leafy shrubbery instead of trees..... you tell joyce to stop being so flippin selfish and think of someone else for a change:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

She'd have to cut down the trees at the end of her garden too

Some thought gone into this then Steve.....

[BeerFunk]

This might sound like a daft suggestion, but you could always go outside and walk closer to the railway line? :Watusi:

[Penfold42]

This might sound like a daft suggestion, but you could always go outside and walk closer to the railway line? :Watusi:

:lol: :lol:

[Dragonfly]

This is getting silly......send Callum round...he will do what he's best at....blowing things up....

surely we don't need to bbq Joyce ???? :eek: :eek: :eek: well not before we have asked her politely first? we'll send callum to the texaco station incase though.

[Corabar Steve]

This might sound like a daft suggestion, but you could always go outside and walk closer to the railway line? :Watusi:Not without going through Joyce's garden & she might wonder what I'm doing there at 1am

[Dragonfly]

This might sound like a daft suggestion, but you could always go outside and walk closer to the railway line? :Watusi:

At 1am beerfunk now you're just being silly !!! thatsjust iresponsible and dangerous :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Not without going through Joyce's garden & she might wonder what I'm doing there at 1am


disguise yourself ......... as ................. a pixie

[Corabar Steve]

well we all have to make our sacrifices in life im sure her garden would look just as lovely with a small leafy shrubbery instead of trees..... you tell joyce to stop being so flippin selfish and think of someone else for a change:D :D :D

But we'd miss the apples

[Dragonfly]

ok we move the trees as well to the side of joyces garden?

[Penfold42]

Stealing apples now.......:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

the pixies took them ????

[BeerFunk]

If Trainspotting is this much hassle, just quit? :(

[Penfold42]

LOL......With a beard.....!!

[Dragonfly]

If Trainspotting is this much hassle, just quit? :(


quitting is for .......erm ...... quitters :confused: :confused: :confused:


I wasnt aware of any middle earth law that to be a pixie one must posses and utilise on a regular basis the means by which to remove facial hair??? .... i refer you to the constitution.

[Corabar Steve]

Stealing apples now.......:rolleyes:

We've got our own apple tree thank you (& cherry tree & gooseberry bush)

[Dragonfly]

We've got our own apple tree thank you (& cherry tree & gooseberry bush)


so you have apple swapping parties with joyce??????

[Corabar Steve]

& Tomatoes

[Corabar Steve]

We've got quite a good barter system going around here

[Dragonfly]

Steve why do you give me wierd scarey visions late at night????

so joyce has never got her hands on your gooseberries???

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Steve why do you give me wierd scarey visions late at night????

so joyce has never got her hands on your gooseberries???

Or have you ever got your hands on Joyces melons?

[Dragonfly]

she grows melons too??? this could get really really not family friendly lol sounds like a right fruit and veg stall. well shes gonna have to move the lot anyway. by tomorrow......

[Corabar Steve]

Do you mind! She's about 70!

[Penfold42]

No plums then.......:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

Do you mind! She's about 70!

thats quite unusual that is.....

[PropellerHeadCase]

So you're no melon-baller then?

[Dragonfly]

So you're no melon-baller then?

he's a trainspotter i thought we'd established this please pay attention ...... he's a trainspotter and joyce has purposely and selfishly built her house in the way of the trains that steve is trying to note down. and to make it worse planted trees in the way too. I think callum maybe the only option.

[Corabar Steve]

Or a tunnel

[Dragonfly]

now theres an idea .... we could ask the moles ??? im sure they would oblige for a small amount of apples.

[Corabar Steve]

Only if there's maggots in them

[Dragonfly]

called bob and hilda

[Corabar Steve]

You can't eat them once you've been introduced