A - Z & Back repeated subject Job titles LOL

[Penfold42]

reliant robin improvement design technician

Easy....put another wheel on.......:D



Queen's corgi poo picker up.

[Dragonfly]

penmares personal pyrotechnician

[Penfold42]

penmares personal pyrotechnician

CALLUM............




Opra Winfield knicker maker....(full time job) :D

[Dragonfly]

CALLUM............




Opra Winfield knicker maker....(full time job) :D

is that oprah winfrey?

noddys bell checker :D

[Penfold42]

Mansize tissue production controller

[Dragonfly]

lilo inflation specialist

[Penfold42]

Knitting needle inspector

[Dragonfly]

jam jar lid tightener

[Penfold42]

Ink pot maker

[Dragonfly]

hillside steepness measurer

[Penfold42]

Gnome swapping party planner.........

[Dragonfly]

frog frock maker

[Penfold42]

Elf inspector............:D

[Dragonfly]

dragonflys drug management and psychological issues counsellor

[rob1963]

Crap table manufacturer

[Penfold42]

dragonflys drug management and psychological issues counsellor

W.I.F.E......for short.

Bungie tester

[Dragonfly]

angel extermination expert

[Penfold42]

Balls (tester).......because that's all that's been posted here for the last hour...:D

[Dragonfly]

calf deveopment specialist

[rob1963]

Donkey groomer

[Dragonfly]

elephant education professional

[rob1963]

Fig packer (My first choice was fudge)

[Dragonfly]

girls blouse quality controller

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Hula hoop tester

[Dragonfly]

indian head massager

[rob1963]

Jerk

[Dragonfly]

Jerk

is that a job??? where do i get an application form??

kite maker

[rob1963]

is that a job??? where do i get an application form??

kite maker

Dave, of course it's a job...I've met many professional jerks in my time!

Not sure where you get an application form, though!



Llama impersonator

[PropellerHeadCase]

Llama impersonator

You have to admit that's a pretty spit job :D


Maths Professor

[rob1963]

Ninja

[Tom]

ofcom tech student

[PropellerHeadCase]

Propellerhead

[rob1963]

Quilt embroiderer

[Dragonfly]

rob james joke writer

[rob1963]

rob james joke writer

:Laugh:




Surrey swingers club secretary :p

[Dragonfly]

:Laugh:




Surrey swingers club secretary :p

:claphands: :claphands: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

toilet reenameling expert

[rob1963]

:claphands: :claphands: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

toilet reenameling expert

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:



Umbrella repairer.

[Dragonfly]

valium tester :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Wild yak trainer

[Dragonfly]

xylophone teacher

[rob1963]

Yoga mat tester

[Dragonfly]

z cars stunt driver

[rob1963]

Yoda mask manufacturer

[Dragonfly]

x ray beer goggle manufacturer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Woolly Mammoth Defroster

[Penfold42]

Woolly Mammoth Defroster
Dont you mean hairdryer.................:D





Vine pruner

[Dragonfly]

underground womble exterminator

[rob1963]

Tobogganist




(20 Silk Cut please)

:Laugh:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Silk Cut salesman

[rob1963]

Rod maker

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Quasimodo impersonator

[Dragonfly]

PAT tester :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Quasimodo impersonator

I used to be one of those, but I soon gave up...

...hardly anyone booked me, so I got the hump.



Orange peeler

[Dragonfly]

navy seal

[rob1963]

Microphone stand adaptor designer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Luggage handler

[Dragonfly]

kennel hand

[rob1963]

Justin Timberlake's dad lookalike

[Dragonfly]

igloo heating installer

[rob1963]

Hostess :p

[Dragonfly]

grumbleweed

[rob1963]

Fairy liquid bottle designer

[Dragonfly]

exotic dancer

[rob1963]

Doctor of fillosof, errr......Doctor of philloss, .....errr Doctor of phyllos



Driver :D

[Dragonfly]

cattle prod demonstrator

[rob1963]

Budget analyst

[Tom]

Alfabet Teacher (part of the joke) :lol:

[rob1963]

Bottom expert

[PropellerHeadCase]

Crack Shot (vaguely related to the above ;) )

[rob1963]

Dung sculptor

[PropellerHeadCase]

Equerry

[rob1963]

Fishmonger

[Penfold42]

Goatie beard trimmer technical

[Dragonfly]

humphrey bogart impersonator

[rob1963]

Ink tester

[PropellerHeadCase]

Jalapeño grower

[Tom]

King Kong Stunt Man

[Dragonfly]

lamp post height checker

[PropellerHeadCase]

Midget Height Checker

[Tom]

Nelly The Elephant Song Writer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Occupational Therapist

[Tom]

Polly Pocket Doll Designer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Queue-place-holder

[rob1963]

Rod tester

[Tom]

Simpson Movie Writer

[rob1963]

The rapist






oops....I mean Therapist

[Tom]

underware designer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Velcro-tester

[Tom]

wigwam erector

[PropellerHeadCase]

Xiphias-catcher

[rob1963]

Yak herder

[Tom]

Zig and Zag costume designer

[rob1963]

Yellow paint manufacturer

[Tom]

xanthic acid science boff

[PropellerHeadCase]

Oooh, Mr KMA, you've upped your game!


Wearable Art Model

[Tom]

viola cheif designer

[rob1963]

Underground station map dispensing vending machine cash emptier

[Tom]

Underground station map dispensing vending machine cash emptier

pmsl. thats a long job title. :lol:


Trailer repair man with onsite laser wheel balancing service team (worth a shot)

[rob1963]

Sexologist

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Rob James 'real name investigator'

[rob1963]

Ok...I admit it...my real name's Wilfred :rolleyes:


Queen stand-in

[Tom]

Penny For A Guy wheel barrow maker

[rob1963]

Odd job man

[PropellerHeadCase]

Nazi War-Criminal Finder

[rob1963]

Mushroom grower

[Penfold42]

Lotto game maker

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Kajagoogoo fan club manager

[rob1963]

Kajagoogoo fan club manager

I was given the chance to meet them backstage at one of their concerts, but I was too shy.


Javelin tester

[Penfold42]

Invisible Ink Marker Pen Maker

[PropellerHeadCase]

I was given the chance to meet them backstage at one of their concerts, but I was too shy.

So you never got eye-to-eye, then?


Hannibal Lecter Impersonator

[rob1963]

Quote: Invisible Ink Marker Pen Maker

One thing bothers me about invisible ink pens...how do you know when they run out?



So you never got eye-to-eye, then?

Hannibal Lecter Impersonator

No, Al! :p

Golf buggy service engineer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Federal agent

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Eggplant grower

[PropellerHeadCase]

DJ! (Surely we actually have had that? I can't recall)

[rob1963]

DJ! (Surely we actually have had that? I can't recall)

Yes we have Al, but what the heck!


Cardboard box quality control expert

[PropellerHeadCase]

Breast Augmentation Assessor ;)

[Tom]

Aztec Historian

[PropellerHeadCase]

Bestiary Manager

[Penfold42]

Chalk maker

[PropellerHeadCase]

Dry Goods Store Manager

[Penfold42]

Eggnog drinks manufacturer manager

[PropellerHeadCase]

Fondue Overseer

[rob1963]

Gnu tamer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Hyrax Catcher

[rob1963]

Inkwell service engineer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Javelin catcher

[Tom]

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon tattoo artist

[rob1963]

Log chopper

(That's what my last girlfriend called me)

:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

That was a polite way of saying lumberjack, Rob :eek:

Been to BC recently? Been wearing suspendies and a bra, maybe?


Masochist Fetish-wear designer

[Tom]

Nizlopi song writer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Okapi farmer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Pedants Anonymous Meeting Convener

[rob1963]

Quail breeder

[PropellerHeadCase]

Reptile Vet

[rob1963]

Snail catcher

(Wouldn't take a lot of effort!)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Terrarium cleaner

[Tom]

under arm sniffer

[rob1963]

VAT inspector :eek:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Waste Water Taster :eek:

[rob1963]

X-Ray Spex tour manager

[PropellerHeadCase]

Yes-man

[Tom]

zoologist

[rob1963]

Yellow fever innoculator

[Dragonfly]

x wing fighter engineer

[Tom]

west coast customs shop cleaner

[Dragonfly]

victoria beckhams lip gloss applier

[rob1963]

Underwear tester

[Dragonfly]

toilet seat repairer

[rob1963]

Seat repairer for toilets

[Dragonfly]

really good toilet seat repairer

[rob1963]

Quality toilet seat repairer

[Dragonfly]

portugese toilet seat repairer

[rob1963]

Oriental toilet seat repairer

[Dragonfly]

Rob we better stop we will get told off ......

noddys costume designer

[rob1963]

Rob we better stop we will get told off ......

noddys costume designer

:Laugh:

Having seen some of the other so-called occupations in this thread, I doubt it very much!




Margaret Thatcher's false teeth manufacturer

[Dragonfly]

loo seat repairer

[rob1963]

Khazi seat repairer

[Dragonfly]

john seat repairer

[PropellerHeadCase]

In-house latrine repairer

[rob1963]

Hotel toilet seat repairer

[Tom]

Giant toilet seat repair student

[Dragonfly]

fishes toilet seat repairer

[rob1963]

Eskimos toilet seat repairer

[Dragonfly]

dragonfly discos in house toilet repairer

[PropellerHeadCase]

Crapper repair technician

[Dragonfly]

botty depositer comfort repair tecnician

[PropellerHeadCase]

Anal excretions capture unit repairer :eek:

[Penfold42]

Khazi seat repairer


john seat repairer


In-house latrine repairer


Hotel toilet seat repairer


Giant toilet seat repair student


fishes toilet seat repairer


Eskimos toilet seat repairer


dragonfly discos in house toilet repairer


Crapper repair technician


botty depositer comfort repair tecnician


Anal excretions capture unit repairerv :eek:

Sorry don't have one.....but just spat my beer out and am now on the floor LMAO.........:D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Tom]

bio-degradable repair woman

[PropellerHeadCase]

Container-Ship captain

[Dragonfly]

doovde salesman

[PropellerHeadCase]

Elephant Groomer

[Tom]

Finish Speaker (as in speaker for the finish people)

[rob1963]

doovde salesman

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:





Gravestone engraver

[PropellerHeadCase]

Highly Annoying Spelling Corrector



Finish Speaker (as in speaker for the finish people)

Or Finnish, even.

[rob1963]

Ink removing fluid manufacturer

[Dragonfly]

joy division new lead singer for american tour

[rob1963]

Karaoke operator who is very good at singing Joy Division songs (especially the ones they did on their American tour)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Live Joy Division Singer

[rob1963]

Musician from the band Joy Division

[PropellerHeadCase]

Not-Dead Lead Singer for Joy Division

[Dragonfly]

original band member of joy division

[rob1963]

Peter Hook (the bass player from Joy Division) lookalike

[PropellerHeadCase]

Quality Control Assessor (for Joy Division impersonators)

[Dragonfly]

rust checker for the joy division tour bus

[PropellerHeadCase]

Session musician with Joy Division affiliations

[Dragonfly]

tea lady for joy division

[Tom]

undertaker for joy division

[PropellerHeadCase]

Vibraphonist for unreleased Joy Division track

[Dragonfly]

w.c. seat repairer for Joy division (guess where this is going)

[rob1963]

X ray machine manufacturer for assessing damaged toilet seats used by Joy Division

:Rob James:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Yodelling Joy Division Tribute Artist

[rob1963]

Zoo keeper who looks a bit like one of the blokes from Joy Division

[PropellerHeadCase]

Aaaaaaand I'm spent...

onwards with the zoo theme


Yak Groomer