A - Z & Back repeated subject Job titles LOL

[Have a disco]

Easy peasie bit of lightweight fun I'll start with A then go to Z and return to A keep going till your stuck I'll start with

A = Actor

Have fun

[KrazyKaz]

Botanist

[Dragonfly]

carpenter

[Penfold42]

Do i say it...........:rolleyes:

Doctor

[Dragonfly]

editor

[Penfold42]

Footballer

[ross@rds]

Grounds man

[Marc J]

Hitman

[Jiggles]

IT Manager :D

[Dragonfly]

janitor

[Marc J]

Knitwear Designer :)

[Jiggles]

Learning Support Teacher :D

[Marc J]

Kite manufacturer
:confused:

Mechanical Engineer

[Paul James Promotions]

Nurse

[rob1963]

Osteopath

[Marc J]

Porn Star

[ross@rds]

Queen :O lol

[Marc J]

Roadie

[Jiggles]

Santa!!! :D:D

[Marc J]

Taxidermist

[ross@rds]

Undertaker

[Jiggles]

Vet!

[spin mobile disco]

Wicket keeper

[Vectis]

Xylophone Player ;)

[spin mobile disco]

Xylaphone tuner

[spin mobile disco]

Zebra herder

[Marc J]

Xylophone Salesman :)

[KrazyKaz]

Yak herder

[KrazyKaz]

Zebra herder

what happened to 'y' ??

[ross@rds]

Yob :)

[Marc J]

Switch those last two...and insert "Youth Worker" for the first missing Y? : -

Wicket Keeper
Xylophone Player / Tuner
Youth Worker
Zebra Herder
Yak Herder / Yob
Xylophone Salesman
.
..
...
Web Designer :)

[ross@rds]

Switch those last two...and insert "Youth Worker" for the first missing Y? :)

Whats wrong with yob :( :eek: the neds round here see it as a full time job kicking peoples heads in and happy slapping the old lol.

[Marc J]

Whats wrong with yob :( :eek: the neds round here see it as a full time job kicking peoples heads in and happy slapping the old lol.

Fair point, post Edited!

[KrazyKaz]

vetinary nurse

[Marc J]

Urban Planner

[Penfold42]

Taxi Driver

[Tom]

Sailor

[rob1963]

Railway guard

[PropellerHeadCase]

Quilt-maker

[rob1963]

Porter

[PropellerHeadCase]

Ophthalmologist

[Marc J]

Nursery Nurse

[rob1963]

Masseuse :P

[Penfold42]

Lap Dancer........:D

[Marc J]

King :)

[rob1963]

Masseuse :P


Lap Dancer........:D

Penmare...it looks like our minds work in similar ways! :p


Juggler

[Penfold42]

Penmare...it looks like out minds work in similar ways! :p


Juggler
I dont know what you mean :)


Igloo Maker.......prove me wrong......

[Marc J]

Holiday Rep

[Danno13]

General

[Marc J]

Fluffer :D

[Penfold42]

Electromagnetic Fusion Project Manager

[Jiggles]

dynacologist :D

[Penfold42]

Chip Shop Owner

[rob1963]

Fluffer :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Banker

[Penfold42]

Artist

[rob1963]

Bomb disposal expert

[Penfold42]

Chef

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Deeeeeeeeeeeeee Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Penfold42]

Deeeeeeeeeeeeee Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

LOL...

Exotic Dancer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Fudge maker

[Penfold42]

Gynecologist

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Hire assistant

[Danno13]

Iglo Architect

[Penfold42]

Jockey

[Jiggles]

King

[Tom]

Line Dancer

[Marc J]

King

Had that!

Moose Herder :)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Nephrologist

[Penfold42]

Nephrologist

Had to look that up....:)


Organ grinder

[rob1963]

Pet shop owner

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Quizmaster

[rob1963]

Quizmaster

You called, Darren? :p


Receptionist

[Penfold42]

Stripper

[rob1963]

Lap Dancer........:D


Stripper

Penmare...I'm getting a very good idea of how your mind works. :D

I think you need this...

2649

Meanwhile, back at the game...

Tailor

[PropellerHeadCase]

Underwear model

[Penfold42]

Talk about wash my mouth out.......:D



Valet

[Danno13]

Wheelbarrow Mechanic

[rob1963]

X-ray technician

[Penfold42]

Yachtsman

[rob1963]

Zoo keeper

[Danno13]

Yodeller

[Penfold42]

X-ray technician

X-ray Manger............ 2 up from a tech!!:D

[Danno13]

Watchmaker

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

You called, Darren? :p




I would have thought a quizmaster is someone who writes the questions too....:D


VAT inspector

[Danno13]

Umbrella-ella-ella Salesperson :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Taxidermist

[rob1963]

I would have thought a quizmaster is someone who writes the questions too....:D

Then you would have thought wrong! :p


Trampoline manufacturer


Edit: I think we've already had taxidermist...see post #20

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Then you would have thought wrong! :p


Trampoline manufacturer


Edit: I think we've already had taxidermist...see post #20

So that means you put something else instead does it?

[rob1963]

So that means you put something else instead does it?

Unless you want to, of course! :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Spermatologist

[rob1963]

Rat catcher

[Marc J]

Quiz Writer :D

[rob1963]

Prostitute

[Marc J]

Orthodontist

[PropellerHeadCase]

Naturalist

[rob1963]

Monk

(I used to be a monk, but they kicked me out, as I had a dirty habit)

:Laugh:

[Penfold42]

Locksmith


That's terrible Rob.....lol.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Kinesthesiologist

[rob1963]

Locksmith

That's terrible Rob.....lol.

I know penmare, and so is this...

...How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler! :Laugh:



Juggler.

[Penfold42]

I know penmare, and so is this...

...How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler! :Laugh:
*groan*......:D


Illusionist

[rob1963]

Hypnotist

[Penfold42]

Goat herder

[rob1963]

Financial adviser

[Penfold42]

Elephant trainer



Size 30.........:D

[Danno13]

Elephant trainer

Spooky.. both at the same time!

Err.. Dog Trainer

[Penfold42]

Elephant trainer



Size 30.........:D


Elephant trainer

Wow..........:D


Carpet fitter

[Danno13]

Bikini Model

[Penfold42]

Acrobat

[Marc J]

Bikini Model

[Penfold42]

Car Mechanic

[rob1963]

Dustman

[Marc J]

Elk Herder

[Penfold42]

Farmer

[Marc J]

Gnu Herder

[Penfold42]

Elk Herder


Gnu Herder

LOL......there are lot's of herder's coming out.....:D :D


Hotelier

[Marc J]

Iguana Breeder :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Jam maker

[Marc J]

Keeper of the Queen's Swans

[Penfold42]

Land owner

[Marc J]

Milliner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AlJGtwoBU)

[Penfold42]

Navigator

[rob1963]

Navigator

I once went for a job as a navigator, but I couldn't find the building where the interview was. :Laugh:




Organist

[Marc J]

Pianist (http://www.thebartend.com/jokes/BarJokes.php?id=1931)

[rob1963]

Quilt manufacturer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Royal reporter

[rob1963]

Stunt double

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Thomas the Tank engine builder

[Danno13]

Unicorn Groomer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Unicorn Groomer

Now you're getting silly...:p

Vegemite taster :clown:

[Penfold42]

Widget maker

[rob1963]

Xylophone tuner

[Marc J]

Xylophone tuner

Had that!

Xmas Tree Salesman :D

[Penfold42]

Yellow Pages Advisor......:D

[rob1963]

Had that!

I'm not surprised!


Zoo owner

[Penfold42]

Yellow Pages Manager.:rolleyes:

[Marc J]

Xmas Tree Decorator :)

[rob1963]

Widget tester

[Marc J]

Van Driver

[rob1963]

Van Driver

That's ME! :)


Upholsterer

[Penfold42]

Time Share Rep

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Soft furnishings expert

[rob1963]

Soft furnishings expert

Is that an occupation?




Roofer

[Tom]

Quest Searcher

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Is that an occupation?






Why wouldn't it be? Have you read the rest of this thread? :rolleyes:

Unicorn groomer? Please...

Watch day time TV Rob, which I'm told has people that are experts in soft furnishings.

Polisher

[rob1963]

In than case...


...Ornate lampshade impersonator

[Danno13]

Needle Cleaner

[rob1963]

Missionary ;)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

In than case...


...Ornate lampshade impersonator

LMAO!!!!


Missionary ;)

Leopard trainer. :D

[Danno13]

Koala Therapist

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Jif seller

[Tom]

Idle Valve Tweaker

[Penfold42]

Housekeeper....



This is getting silly...but good!!:D

[dannyboy]

Ink Developer

[Penfold42]

Ink Developer

Think your going the wrong way.......:D

Geophysist

[dannyboy]

Think your going the wrong way.......:D

Geophysist

Fisherman

(Sorry)

[Penfold42]

Fisherman

(Sorry)

:lol:



Eel Catcher

[rob1963]

Doorman

[Penfold42]

Clay Shooter

[PropellerHeadCase]

Brewer

[Penfold42]

Aleconner


Ale´con`ner
n. 1. Orig., an officer appointed to look to the goodness of ale and beer; also, one of the officers chosen by the liverymen of London to inspect the measures used in public houses. [Also called aletaster.]


What a job........:beer1: :D

[rob1963]

Butler

[Penfold42]

Cook

[rob1963]

Diver

[Tom]

Cable Wincher

[Penfold42]

Cable Wincher

I think that's the wrong way Tom.....:D

Excavator Operator

[rob1963]

Film director

[Tom]

whoops......my bad :p

hmmmmmm




Gorilla Tamer

[Marc J]

Harry Belafonte Impersonator

[Penfold42]

Impresario

[Tom]

Juggler

[Marc J]

Juggler

Had that twice already (bizarrely both times from Rob :confused: )

Julio Iglesias Impersonator :D

[Penfold42]

Kilt maker

[Tom]

Liquid Nitrogen Tester (i think its spelt right :S)

[Penfold42]

Muck spreader

[Marc J]

Neil Diamond Impersonator :D

Shall I go back to herders? :P

[Tom]

Neil Diamond Impersonator :D

Shall I go back to herders? :P

thats cheating. thats 2 i have seen now. Maby ill use Impersonator aswell. :lol:



oasis Impersonator

[Penfold42]

Philanthropist

[Tom]

Quack Sampler

[Penfold42]

Recording Engineer

[Tom]

Sitcom Writer

[Penfold42]

Tea Leaf Reader

[PropellerHeadCase]

Urologist

[Penfold42]

Velcro maker

[rob1963]

Weatherman

(It's going to be very hot, and becoming damp later)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Xerographer

[rob1963]

Yoga teacher

[PropellerHeadCase]

Zero-gravity flight instructor :D

[Tom]

yellow pages director

[Penfold42]

Xerox Sales Rep

[Tom]

window salesman

[rob1963]

Violinist

[Tom]

UV Light Designer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Trampolinist

[Penfold42]

Sargent Major

[Have a disco]

Seamstress

[Tom]

penmare wins. lol.

[Penfold42]

penmare wins. lol.

How did you know that.....look at the times!!
Now that's spooky.......:eek:

Rope maker

[PropellerHeadCase]

No he doesn't, he spelt Sergeant incorrectly :p

Quince Jam Maker

[Tom]

No he doesn't, he spelt Sergeant incorrectly :p

Quince Jam Maker

fine. :p


Pillow Stuffer

[rob1963]

Orange picker

[Penfold42]

No he doesn't, he spelt Sergeant incorrectly :p


fine. :p

:moon: :moon: :moon:

Night watchman

[Tom]

:moon: :moon: :moon:

Night watchman

thats quite a red one there. did someone smack it a bit to hard :p :p :p :D



Milky Bar Packer

[rob1963]

Lighthouse keeper (at least they can't get arrested for flashing)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Kangaroo Impersonator :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Jewellery model

[PropellerHeadCase]

Impersonator Impersonator :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Headlice inspector

[Tom]

Gastroenteritis Inspector

[rob1963]

Forensic scientist

[Penfold42]

Egg Sizer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Diving Instructor

[rob1963]

Database administrator

[Penfold42]

Diving Instructor


Database administrator

:confused: To early Rob........:D

Coffee cup maker

[rob1963]

:confused: To early Rob........:D

Coffee cup maker

:lol:


Bard

(Shakespeare walked into a pub & the landlord said "You're bard")

[Penfold42]

(Shakespeare walked into a pub & the landlord said "You're bard")
Not that early then..........lol...:D

Air line baggage handler

[rob1963]

Burger van owner

[Penfold42]

Cheese retailer

[rob1963]

Daffodil inspector

[Penfold42]

Exhibitionist

[rob1963]

Flight attendant

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Gnome importer

[Penfold42]

Hampster breeder

[Marc J]

Igloo Designer

[Penfold42]

Jingle maker

[PropellerHeadCase]

Kangaroo Court Judge

[rob1963]

Landlord

[PropellerHeadCase]

Muck-spreader

[rob1963]

Newsreader

(I'll be back at 6 o clock tomorrow. Have a very good evening. Goodnight)

[Penfold42]

Oracle Technology Network Support Assistant

[rob1963]

Pogo stick service engineer

[Penfold42]

Pogo stick service engineer

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:


Q-Tip tester.............Ewwwwwwwwww

[rob1963]

Rodent catcher

[Penfold42]

Stud

[rob1963]

Stud

Thanks, but you can just call me Rob!


Tea lady (2 lumps please) :p

[Penfold42]

Thanks, but you can just call me Rob!
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:


UV lamp operator

[rob1963]

Vectis vibe disco owner :D

[Tom]

Widget Designer

[PropellerHeadCase]

X-Ray specs salesman (also does UV lights)

[rob1963]

X-Ray specs salesman (also does UV lights)

:lol:


Yogi bear costume manufacturer.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Zero Tolerance Camera Man

[Penfold42]

YoYo trainer

[Tom]

Ziggy Fan Club Organiser

[Penfold42]

Yo Yo Master

[PropellerHeadCase]

Xena Stunt Double

[Penfold42]

Whale spotter



And Dave.....not in Lincolnshire....:D

[Dragonfly]

Whale spotter



And Dave.....not in Lincolnshire....:D

wouldnt be much of a sport there would it :D :D :D

velcro cable tie tester

[Tom]

underground station manager

[Dragonfly]

typewriter ribbon repairer

[Penfold42]

Stick 'em up mask maker

[Dragonfly]

reliant robin improvement design technician