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Penfold42
13-09-2007, 02:42 PM
Led (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/12/nled112.xml) Zeppelin (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/31/nzeppelin131.xml)
rob1963
13-09-2007, 02:51 PM
Reminds me of one of my chat up lines...

..."Is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven?"

:Laugh:
Corabar Steve
13-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Santa Claus?
Penfold42
13-09-2007, 04:19 PM
Santa Claus?

Still leave a carrot out then..........:rolleyes: :D
Corabar Steve
13-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Wot, no mince pies?
Dragonfly
13-09-2007, 04:29 PM
how come santa never gets breathalized ...... or done for breaking and entering........ or cruelty to animals ........... or running an elf sweat shop 364 days a year .. these questions need answers?

I doubt very much they will bother coming to Lincoln ...... most people don't ;) :D :D :D
Penfold42
13-09-2007, 04:38 PM
I doubt very much they will bother coming to Lincoln ...... most people don't ;) :D :D :D

I'll tell my lad that...........he has a strange habit of getting people back......when they are at there weakest..........on Sundays to......:rolleyes: :D :D
Penfold42
13-09-2007, 04:39 PM
Wot, no mince pies?

So own up.........24 day's of eating mince pies.......who eat's one on Christmas eve.....sick of the sight of them by then......:)
Penfold42
13-09-2007, 04:44 PM
It was Chanukah and the Tiny Village was in fear of not having any latkes because they had run out of flour. Rudi, the Rabbi was called upon to help solve the problem. He said, "Don't worry. You can substitute matzo meal for the flour and the latkes will be just as delicious!"

Sheila looks to her husband and says, "Morty...you think it'll work?"

"Of course! As everybody knows...Rudolph, the Reb, knows grain, dear!""
Dragonfly
13-09-2007, 04:44 PM
meeeeee i love them and i have to eat one on christmas eve ...... cant let the children down.
Dragonfly
13-09-2007, 04:46 PM
It was Chanukah and the Tiny Village was in fear of not having any latkes because they had run out of flour. Rudi, the Rabbi was called upon to help solve the problem. He said, "Don't worry. You can substitute matzo meal for the flour and the latkes will be just as delicious!"

Sheila looks to her husband and says, "Morty...you think it'll work?"

"Of course! As everybody knows...Rudolph, the Reb, knows grain, dear!""

Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony .....:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
Penfold42
13-09-2007, 04:50 PM
Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony .....:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

LOL........i wanted good old Led but no.....Santa had to butt in.....so....

I was travelling to Seattle on business. Knowing how the weather is up there (and lacking the proper clothing), I went to a local outdoor shop for a inclement weather clothing. Not finding what I was looking for, I went to another. Then another. Finally, a salesman suggested that I go to Rudolph's.

"Rudolph's?" I said, surprised. "Do you mean the Russian specialty store?"

To which the salesman answered, "Rudolph the Red knows rain gear."