Caption Competition

[Penfold42]

''Dad - why are you holding your tummy in??''

[PropellerHeadCase]

Now, now, it's getting smaller every day - and I wasn't holding it in... much.

[Penfold42]

Now, now, it's getting smaller every day - and I wasn't holding it in... much.

:p

All beer........:rolleyes:

:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Jiggles]

When Alan ordered a cannon he didnt expect it to be this kind of cannon!

[Excalibur]

Alan felt he was now ready to remonstrate with that condom salesman.

After four hours fruitless searching, Alan gave up trying to find the mains input for the UV cannon he had bought so cheaply.

Bex ? You remember Daddy saying Mummy was staying in bed far too long some mornings?

[rob1963]

"Oh no...I forgot to bring the confetti!"

[Excalibur]

Now if I can only remember Callum's phone number, I'll be able to sell this for sure!

[Dragonfly]

Alan totally misinterpreted the request for weapons of mass destruction

[Dragonfly]

Both of Alans Children were thrilled with the new super soaker 600000000000000000000.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Get your last attempts in, less than six hours to go!


By the way...


:p

All beer........:rolleyes:

:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

You might be surprised. I've lost six kilos in the last six months and, if anything, I've been drinking more beer. What I HAVE been doing is cutting out carbs and higher fat meals when I get home from gigs, and drinking more water during the day (every day).

[Penfold42]

I was close then...:p ;)

[PropellerHeadCase]

...we have a winner...


right kids welcome to the first day of circus training .... whos first?

[rob1963]

Congratulations Dave!

:clap: :approve: :claphands:

[rob1963]

So Dave...are you going to post a pic so we can keep this going?

[Dragonfly]

ok ladies and gentlemen ..... enjoy.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I said horse power!!

[rob1963]

"Well...my wife asked me to get some fresh milk"

[Corabar Steve]

Following the death of Jennifer Paterson, Two Fat Ladies realy didn't cut the mustard any more.

[Dragonfly]

Tony now fully understood what "GSOH" and "CUDDLEY" meant in the lonely hearts ads.

[Penfold42]

''......don't like the look of your's much mate!''

[Dragonfly]

the motorcyclists passenger wished she had bought her jacket on the journey as she was fresian.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Dairy's try to save money by cutting out the middle man for milk delivery.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

the motorcyclists passenger wished she had bought her jacket on the journey as she was fresian.

LMAO!

(But BOO! anway) :D

[Excalibur]

Of all the dairies, I had to work for Express Dairies!

[Dragonfly]

the dopey cow forgot her jersey so was absolutely fresian ........ no bull.

[Excalibur]

Dave was wondering if going on a blind date with someone called " Daisy " had been such a good idea!

[Jiggles]

Free Milkshakes for all!

[Excalibur]

What's with all the Fresian jokes? It might be a Holstein!!!:D

[Dragonfly]

nah .... thats a lager silly

[Penfold42]

No excuse for not getting you hand in the pocket Sunday then...if you know what it looks like.


Back to caption.........
''Dave was taking his Alf Garnett impression a bit far.''

Just a joke Dave...:)

[Jiggles]

MOOOOOve over the brakes aint working!


:D:D:D

[Tom]

"speedy cow, speedy cow, does what ever a speedy cow does, moooo"

[Jiggles]

The latest braking technology the cow anker!

[PropellerHeadCase]

"Don't have a cow, man!" suddenly took on a whole new meaning.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Cow emissions straight into the 'tank'... the mootorcycle, and side-calf.

[PropellerHeadCase]

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a motorbike built for two"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Takeaway cow-tipping

[Jiggles]

Taking the Carpooling rule to the next level!

[dannyboy]

When I said I would give the stupid cow a lift, this wasn't what I meant!!!

[dannyboy]

The mother in law now wishes she had caught the bus!!

[Penfold42]

Dave's new re-make budget film of 'Driving Miss Daisy' didn't quite make the cut.....

[Corabar Steve]

Tim Burton's "re-imaginging" of Wallace & Gromit wasn't quite up to his usual standard.

[Tom]

" so how fast are we going.....40 moooos an hour"

[rob1963]

"Ermintrude arrives to film her scenes for "The Magic roundabout - The Movie"

[Penfold42]

"Ermintrude arrives to film her scenes for "The Magic roundabout - The Movie"

Showing your age then.....:p

[Corabar Steve]

"Ermintrude arrives to film her scenes for "The Magic roundabout - The Movie"


Showing your age then.....:p

How? it came out 2 years ago!

The original MR feature film, Dougal & the Blue Cat, however came out in 1970.

[Penfold42]

I was meaning the Magic Roundabout in general......:D

[Corabar Steve]

Well if that's the case I don't see your point either, as it was regularly repeated during the 70s, 80s, 90s & early 00s http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1763.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Penfold42]

Well, I :bowdown: to your knowledge of 'Dougal and Co'........or how fast you can check 'Google'.......:moon:

See coming on here you learn new things everyday.........

*Makes note to mention this while having dinner tonight*

:Sleeping:

[Corabar Steve]

It would be my knowlege.

I've got the D&tBC soundtrack album somewhere too.

[rob1963]

Showing your age then.....:p

:whistle:

[Penfold42]

....are but am i......you could be 7 yrs old.....:p

[PropellerHeadCase]

..aaaaand :ontopic:

Sing: "He was the cow-herd of the county"

[Jiggles]

Who let the cows out! Moo Moo MooMoo :D

[Dragonfly]

ok guys i shall announce the winner at midnight get your last efforts in ...... one has really really caught my eye in the bunch so far.

callum ... wierd al yankovich lolol

[Jiggles]

COOL! Coh thos crap songs do come in handy :p

[Jiggles]

The new motorbike instuructors didnt quite cut it!

[Excalibur]

Ermintrude was quite peeved that Dougal and Zebedee had each been given a stretch Limo!

[Excalibur]

Faster Dave, my waters have broken!

[Excalibur]

Dave was already regretting answering the ad from a " Jodie Marsh lookalike".

[Corabar Steve]

Midnight on which day Dave ?

[Excalibur]

Midnight on which day Dave ?

By the looks of things, which week?:confused:

[Dragonfly]

apologies for my lateness guys ...... the winner is .................................















"speedy cow, speedy cow, does what ever a speedy cow does, moooo"

[Penfold42]

Just woke up Dave....:p
:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Well now we have to wait for Mr KMA to return from his sojourn to Deutchland.

[Dragonfly]

Mr. KMA ......... in your own time ???

[Tom]

hey. wow. didnt think i would win. yes im back form germany. lol. ill find a picture now.

[Tom]

Ok. I have nothing on my pc at all that i can find but my brother came up with this one he took on my birthday. You can rip this one as much as you like.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb129/tommyboy6996/Tom.jpg

[Penfold42]

Take the money....open the box.......'Oh poo'.......:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

It's astounding... time is fleeting...

[Penfold42]

It's astounding... time is fleeting...

LOL......
Where's my time machine....:D

[Jiggles]

I have a time machine on my lappy :D

[Jiggles]

Its a devils birthday :D

[Vectis]

For my birthday I asked for some top gear...

[PropellerHeadCase]

It's not underwear and socks! RESULT!

[Dragonfly]

"for gods sake ... I told you I wanted the other speaker to go with my stereo"

[Dragonfly]

"if ive told you once ive told you a thousand times ........ put the poker back on the rack when youve finished with it"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Apparently Tom misunderstood the photographer when he said, 'Act natural!'.

[Excalibur]

Whilst Tom was overawed with his birthday gifts, he failed to notice the CCTV pics of two oiks making off with his motor from the underground car park.

[Dragonfly]

although a very nice gift Tom wasnt sure headphones would cure the constipation

[Excalibur]

Tom was practising for the part of Abanazar in his local Panto

[Tom]

just want to say that there are a few good ones but keep them coming. think its a bit early to finish it.

[Pierre Le Sound]

"Your hat's on fire!!"

[TONYTIGER]

Me Toto you Lone Ranger

[Jiggles]

When can i quit smiling?

[Dragonfly]

Me Toto you Lone Ranger

Dorothys dog???

[Corabar Steve]

Nah a ropey AOR band

[rob1963]

Nah a ropey AOR band

:jawdrop:

"Hold the line" was a fairly heavy rock track...I'd have thought it would be right up your street Steve!

[Corabar Steve]

Heavy!!!!!!!!!


ABBA have done heavier tracks!

[rob1963]

Certainly heavier than Africa!

(and I did use the word FAIRLY before heavy!)

[Excalibur]

Nah a ropey AOR band

Nah a SUPERB AOR band! :boxer2:

[Have a disco]

What do you mean you wont play the shadows?? sorry was looking on first page

[Tom]

As the thread is going of topic i thought i would end it here for my picture.

The winner is http://planetsmilies.net/music-smiley-7523.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)














































He has won again.


It's not underwear and socks! RESULT!

When i saw this i was laughing for quite a few minutes. It might not seem that funny but to me socks are a family favourite. :lol:

[Penfold42]

Ah....put a sock in will ya.....:D :D :D :D :D :D http://planetsmilies.net/eat-drink-smiley-5172.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[TONYTIGER]

Dorothys dog???

Missed out the N :bang: should be Tonto.

[rob1963]

*Waits for Al to post a new pic*

[Penfold42]

*Waits for Al to post a new pic*

Could be a long wait......will he not be fast a kip now.......:Sleeping: :Sleeping: :Sleeping:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Sorry folks, have been away from base for some time, am just heading off for another - will try and find something to post up when I get in, in about 7 hours.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Apologies for the delay, have at it...

[Penfold42]

Al was out trying on his new pink nail varnish......:eek:

[Jiggles]

MMM that star fish looks tasty :D

[Tom]

"like father, like son"

(beer belly) :lol: no offence

[Jiggles]

Daddy, Daddy look at the jelly fish....

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

In New Zealand, the new sport of sea snooker is demonstrated for the first time.

[Excalibur]

Dad, Dad! Come away from that water, haven't you seen the film with that big shark?

[Dragonfly]

"Ok dad ..... now do we try it with the boards?"

[Dragonfly]

"Alan had finally managed to nail the final aspect of his Jesus impersonator act"

[PropellerHeadCase]

:jawdrop:

"Hold the line" was a fairly heavy rock track...I'd have thought it would be right up your street Steve!


Heavy!!!!!!!!!


ABBA have done heavier tracks!


I think ABBA's 'Rock Me' is heavier than anything Toto ever did.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Is that it guys? Has the inspiration dried up?

Four hours to topple the clear winner... c'mon.

[Tom]

"dad, i think i have shrunk from being in the sea to much"

[Tom]

"eh eh ehhhh" (little britain)

[PropellerHeadCase]

We have a winner...


"Alan had finally managed to nail the final aspect of his Jesus impersonator act"

:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

[Dragonfly]

wahooo !!! ok lets get festive ....

http://dailypics.blogfodder.net/santas.jpg

[Penfold42]

''I'm Spartacus....''
''No - i'm Spartacus...''

[Dragonfly]

"Steve wished he'd consulted with the rest of the family as to what they were wearing before the annual reunion"

[PropellerHeadCase]

The photo that no child under five is allowed to see.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Hey! Who's the chick?

[PropellerHeadCase]

All the Mall Santas at their Easter Party.

[Penfold42]

Rudolf: You can be my wingman any time.
Santa: Bull poo! You can be mine.

[Corabar Steve]

Membership was up this year at the North Pole branch of the Hitler Youth

[Tom]

look in the bottom left....

"i am the only lady father christmas in the village"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Membership was up this year at the North Pole branch of the Hitler Youth

Heil to you, too, jügen :eek:

[Tom]

" ok lets try this one more time, Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas"

[Jiggles]

Spot the real santa


Sir, the invasion of the Santas you said would never happen?

OH GAWD I THINK IM WRONG!

[Tom]

"where's wally"

[Corabar Steve]

Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.

[Dragonfly]

congratulations mr. Corabar to add to your record of the most number of smilies in any one post you now also hold the record for the most number of word "me" in a post ...... I trust you didnt miss anyone out???

[Penfold42]

''Toy Story 3''....in the making!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.

We are no longer the Santas who say, 'Me'!

[Corabar Steve]

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go......

Auditions for the new production of Snow White didn't go quite to plan.

[Excalibur]

The new computer system for allocating each Santa his own area still appeared to have a slight glitch.

[Dragonfly]

winner will be announced shortly any more late runners???

[Penfold42]

winner will be announced shortly any more late runners???

Just slightly off topic.......don't you think the santa suits look good.....:rolleyes: ....i bet Dragonfly Disco's would look good with a santa suit.......:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Just slightly off topic.......don't you think the santa suits look good.....:rolleyes: ....i bet Dragonfly Disco's would look good with a santa suit.......:D :D :D :D :D :D

Well asda sell them and i did consider one for the christmas party nights ive got coming up ..... but like a laser at a wedding i thought it might be a little tasteless :p :p :D :D already got some hats :D :D

the winner is ..........anymore before the announcement???

[Penfold42]

the winner is ..........anymore before the announcement???

Milking it Dave.................just like Steve.....Al....and all the rest....:zip:

[Jiggles]

The new British army...








Didn't seem to be what they had in mind!

[Dragonfly]

The winner ..................... and quote that made me cry with laughter was .................










Membership was up this year at the North Pole branch of the Hitler Youth






Nice one Mr. Corabar .........over to you.

[rob1963]

Steve...any time you're ready!

:D :D :D

[Corabar Entertainment]

Checking when people were last on the forum isn't your greatest forte, is it Rob? :p .....Steve's out working tonight so he doesn't even know he's won! :rolleyes:

[rob1963]

Checking when people were last on the forum isn't your greatest forte, is it Rob? :p

Oh...you noticed that? :rolleyes:


Steve's out working tonight so he doesn't even know he's won! :rolleyes:

In that case, he can post a new pic tomorrow! (or should that be later today?)

:D :D :D

[Corabar Entertainment]

In that case, he can post a new pic tomorrow! That's very gracious of you! ;)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

In that case, he can post a new pic tomorrow! (or should that be later today?)



Or, I could post one that I found on my PC. :D :thumbsup: :sj:

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa260/daz2410/CorabarSmall.jpg


That's very gracious of you! ;)

But not of me.... :p

[Corabar Steve]

Here you go, the official new photo for the contest.

Do your worst (or best)

[Penfold42]

''I don't like it here, I mean, the people, there is no brotherhood between them. I flew choppers and drove tanks, back there, they let me operate million dollar equipment, back here I'm nothing! Nothing! I can't even hold down a job at a car wash!''

[rob1963]

Steve decided it was time to branch out.

[rob1963]

Corabar Steve sings The Communards:

"Don't leaf me this wayyyyyy......."

:Laugh:

[Vectis]

PC Steve had finally been promoted to Special Branch :beatnik:

[Dragonfly]

"lets Paintball!!!"

[Dragonfly]

"The question was , would the Knights who say Ni fall for the trojan shrubbery trick?"

[Jiggles]

I new Steve was a mobile DJ but this its taking it to the next level!!

[Tom]

"Steve of the dump has returned"

[Penfold42]

"Steve of the dump has returned"

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I had to read that 3 times.....to make sure it didn't say what my brain thought it read.

[Tom]

:lol: worth a shot. :lol:


"this week, ill be mostly wearing a nice tree outfit to attract the birds"

[Jiggles]

Right who dragged Steve through a hedge backwards?

[PropellerHeadCase]

Camo camo camo camo camo Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Hiding would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Green, green and green
Green, green and green

[PropellerHeadCase]

Wurzel Gummidge had taken on a decidedly sinister aspect

[PropellerHeadCase]

[Scooby Doo Ending] And the Swamp Man is... {removes mask} STEVE! [/Scooby Doo Ending]

[PropellerHeadCase]

Greenpeace Glam Rock was a VERY short-lived period in early 70s rock

[PropellerHeadCase]

Guerillas in the missed

[PropellerHeadCase]

Onlookers were now worried about something other than Steve's Carbon footprint

[PropellerHeadCase]

Steve, make like a tree... and leave!

[PropellerHeadCase]

It was an unfortunate DJing accident that turned Steve into a vegetable.

[Tom]

anymore propeller??? :lol: :Laugh:

[PropellerHeadCase]

No doubt... give me time :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Barking Mad'!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Steve had become addicted to Twiglets.


...and therefore...


Ladies and Gentleman, you have entered... The Twiglet Zone!

(loved those ads :D )

[PropellerHeadCase]

The only known instance of Dr Moreau's attempts to fuse homo sapien and sapling.

[PropellerHeadCase]

"Vegetable Rights and Peace!"

[PropellerHeadCase]

The fact that Steve had spam fritters and baked beans for lunch gave 'The Wind in the Willows' a whole new meaning.

[PropellerHeadCase]

The 'Treebeard' exhibit at the Lord of the Rings convention was a big hit.

[PropellerHeadCase]

This wasn't what the ad had meant by 'Tree Fellers'.

[PropellerHeadCase]

He's lumberjack and he's OK...



















-ish.

[Jiggles]

Our suspicions have been confirmed. Steve is a Hippie tree hugger... In fact hes a tree! :D:D http://xs3.xoospace.com/myspace/graphics/19640.gif (http://www.xoospace.com/)http://www.xoospace.com/assets/img/spacer.gif http://xs3.xoospace.com/myspace/graphics/19669.gif (http://www.xoospace.com/)

[Corabar Steve]

[Scooby Doo Ending] And the Swamp Man is... {removes mask} STEVE! [/Scooby Doo Ending]

I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kiwis

[PropellerHeadCase]

;) No, the trail of tree sap would've given it away :D

[Excalibur]

This wasn't what the ad had meant by 'Tree Fellers'.

This wasn't what the ad had meant by 'Tree Fellers', because quite obviously, there was only one of him! :coat:

[Excalibur]

There was a young fella from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
The next three lines are either not suitable, or customisable to your own requiremnts!

PS we all know Steve isn't posh enough to come from Leeds, but I had to use Poetic License!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

PS we all know Steve isn't posh enough to come from Leeds, but I had to use Poetic License!

You think Leeds is posh? :eek:

[Dragonfly]

Leeds is the only place I know of to have an entire castle stolen from them !! :D :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Leeds is the only place I know of to have an entire castle stolen from them !! :D :D :D

And no leads to go on :o

[Penfold42]

And no leads to go on :o

Oi......stop scratching around!!

[Tom]

is this thread going a bit off topic???

just saying. :sofa:

[Penfold42]

is this thread going a bit off topic???

just saying. :sofa:

Your right....

OK back to caption.....


'I'm (not) a celebrity get me out of here.....'

[Tom]

"now you see me, now you dont, now you see me, now you dont

we can play this games for ages. :D:D:D"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Camouflaged, thus, I can sneak up on the Leeds Castle Thieves, no problemo :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Has not a single caption tickled you, sir?

[rob1963]

I think it's about time for Steve to do that drum roll & announce the winner...

...before I lose the will to live!

:p

[Corabar Steve]

Sorry, it's been off topic for so long I'd forgotten it was me.


http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/drummer.gif






























"now you see me, now you dont, now you see me, now you dont

we can play this games for ages. :D:D:D"

[rob1963]

Congratulations Tom!

Your turn to post a pic!

:D

[pdarnett]

dude your hats on fire!

[Tom]

ahh i won again. lol. ok. give me a bit to find a good pic that you can rip out off. :Laugh:

[Excalibur]

ahh i won again. lol. ok. give me a bit to find a good pic that you can rip out off. :Laugh:

Come on Tom, it's already been a year!:p :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Oooh, tempus fugit.

[Excalibur]

Oooh, tempus fugit.

Now you've done it. Stop posting in Maori, or no-one will understand!;) :D

[Jiggles]

one year later or what :D:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Now you've done it. Stop posting in Maori, or no-one will understand!;) :D

Matewhaka!

[Excalibur]

Matewhaka!

I give up! There's no answer to that! :D :D

Sir, you win.:(

[Jiggles]

hte Caseus nidor funny!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Sir, you win.:(

You have no idea ;) :D

[Excalibur]

You have no idea ;) :D

I have some. All wrong, no doubt, but since my last foray into this area was "Lone Ranger" by Quantum Jump, it's a slow process! Either it's a reference to my geographical location, stellar qualities, or an expletive of such disgust, that it's disallowed on here! ;) :D


Anyway, the point is still............................................. ..........................







WE'RE STILL WAITING TOM!!:eek: :D :D

[Jiggles]

:tumble:

[Tom]

ok. im sorry for taking to long. couldnt find anything at all so have a go at this one.
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb129/tommyboy6996/100_9338.jpg

[PropellerHeadCase]

Caricaturist out of a job - client's face already a picture

[Jiggles]

Duhhhhhhh....

[PropellerHeadCase]

The sign says "Wan Ted", but it should read 'Wan Tom'.

[Corabar Steve]

Tom's audition for the remake of Coneheads wasn't going too well

[Penfold42]

''Dad....have you finished yet??? I want to go to the beach!!''

[Dragonfly]

"im sure you are supposed to draw the tattoo on me"

[Dragonfly]

"the now dark haired David Beckham just liked the idea of being wanted somewhere"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Tom wasn't sure how he'd been drawn into the conversation...

[Penfold42]

Tom knew how to play the poker face very well......but wasn't sure about it when it came to playing 'Happy Families'.........

[Dragonfly]

Tom knew if he really really concentrated and used all of his jedi mind power ......... he could beat the itchy bogey

[PropellerHeadCase]

What no-one knew was that Tom was using his SAS training and was in fact sound asleep.

[Jiggles]

Omg I See A Ghost!!!

[Dragonfly]

Toms mum told him to never speak to strangers and he didn't want any sweets anyway.

[Excalibur]

Tom hoped the artist could draw quickly, as last night's curry was threatening to make a reappearance!

"If he makes me look silly I'll deck him", thought Tom.


" I wonder if that girl last night meant it when she said my equipment was too small " mused Tom, ruefully.

Martin sfx5000, or a pair of Vastos? Tom could think of little else, other than his next lighting upgrade.

" If only I'd not played the crazy frog" thought Tom, " I had the all the Saga Xmas Party on the dancefloor till then! " :(

" If only I could give such wonderful advice as that splendid Excalibur fellow" ruminated Tom sadly.

[Tom]

:Laugh:

there are a few good ones here but im sure you can come up with some more. :lol:

The winner will be announced shortly. :)

[rob1963]

After being caught for shop lifting & sketched by the police artist, Tom decided his T-shirt was rubbish!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"Can you frown abit more i can't do smiles"

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"Must Hold It In......Must Hold It In....."

[Dragonfly]

Tom was so focussed on the job in hand he completely missed the lady carrying a world war two bomb right passed him.

[Dragonfly]

Although it cost him a fiver Tom decided this was the only way to get a tan in Hunstanton in December

[Dragonfly]

Tom thought the new LED light effect had a strangely hypnotic effect

[PropellerHeadCase]

Tom, have you gone AWOL?

[Excalibur]

Tom, have you gone AWOL?

Overawed at the prospect of meeting us legends in the flesh in Leeds later this year? ;) :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Overawed at the prospect of meeting us legends in the flesh in Leeds later this year? ;) :D :D :D

Are you going to DJSN then?

[Excalibur]

Are you going to DJSN then?

Since you were denied the dubious pleasure of meeting me at the recent event at Lacey Green, I feel honour bound to go to DJSN. Whether Justin or myself is driving is as yet unclear, as is whether or not I should allow someone young and sheltered like Justin to visit some of the points of interest suggested by some of the reprobates on here!:eek:

If anyone else in the general direction of between Goole and Leeds who requires transport feels sufficiently confident that they can endure the journey with a Dinosaur and an Ingenue, I'm sure space could be found.;) :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

a Dinosaur and an Ingenue

And here we have the fascinating Disingenuosaur...[/David Attenborough voice]

[Excalibur]

And here we have the fascinating Disingenuosaur...[/David Attenborough voice]

Fascinating? What have you been drinking, and can I get it over here? :confused: :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Your ability to "get it" is not something I've spent much time contemplating, Peter ;) :p

[Excalibur]

Your ability to "get it" is not something I've spent much time contemplating, Peter ;) :p

Having just searched for New Zealand Breweries I was very surprised to see how many there were.:eek: I do not appear to have ever sampled any of them sadly, but I really like the look of some of them, particularly "Pink Elephant" and " Emersons".:)

[PropellerHeadCase]

You'll want to sample the Speights and Macs Breweries for sure - they've diversified into summer ales and other seasonal brews which makes for interesting drinking :D

[Excalibur]

You'll want to sample the Speights and Macs Breweries for sure - they've diversified into summer ales and other seasonal brews which makes for interesting drinking :D

Deep philosophical question:-






Surely all drinking is interesting? :confused: :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Have you had Fosters?

[Excalibur]

Have you had Fosters?

You foulmouthed individual! :mad: Ah yes, in my haste to chastise you for advocating an unnatural practice ( drinking multi-national excuses for beer) I completely missed your valid and insightful reply to my question, which completely destroyed my premise! :( :( :(

[PropellerHeadCase]

Indeed. Drinking Fosters is not interesting, unless you wish to ruminate on the practise of using wombat urine for mouthwash. It is more readily available than ipecac for cases of poisoning... though I would suggest that maybe the cure is worse than the cause, and maybe it was the drinking of Fosters that was "poisoning" in the first instance.

[Excalibur]

Agreed. Now although I have really enjoyed this International badinage about the meaning of life , the universe, and everything while we kept the seat warm for Tom, I feel obliged to point out that we are severely :offtopic: and :sorry: . :please: forgive this :BS: , lets :Stop: this :daft: and get :ontopic: , so lets hope that the :police: don't view this infringement as a hanging offence. :luck: :sofa: I can only urge Tom to swiftly name a :thumbsup: so we can return to :clown: ing around as per usual! ;)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I think we need a Peter and Al room too.

Double bed guys? :p

Or perhaps a couple of dictionaries to bash each other with....:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Peter, Dictionary at the ready? I believe a synchronized throwing of the book at a certain Rob James fan is in order.

[Excalibur]

Peter, Dictionary at the ready? I believe a synchronized throwing of the book at a certain Rob James fan is in order.

Indubitably, my Antipodean friend. One attempts to fill in the vacant pages with a little interesting material, whilst waiting for the decision of the apparently peripatetic Tom as to who has won this round of the mental agility stakes and what does one get? Abuse!:eek: One wonders why one bothers!:bang:


Come on Tom, pass the baton.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

One does wonder. One also wonders why, when one is being highbrow, one resorts to the third person... odd.

Who is this third person and how can we get him?

[PropellerHeadCase]

Agreed. Now although I have really enjoyed this International badinage about the meaning of life , the universe, and everything while we kept the seat warm for Tom, I feel obliged to point out that we are severely :offtopic: and :sorry: . :please: forgive this :BS: , lets :Stop: this :daft: and get :ontopic: , so lets hope that the :police: don't view this infringement as a hanging offence. :luck: :sofa: I can only urge Tom to swiftly name a :thumbsup: so we can return to :clown: ing around as per usual! ;)

You're gagging for a game of Pictionary aren't you?

[Excalibur]

You're gagging for a game of Pictionary aren't you?

I'm gagging for Tom to announce the winner!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

I think someone needs to IM the lad.

[Corabar Steve]

I've forgotten what the picture was now.

[rob1963]

I've forgotten what the picture was now.

Me too!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

What picture:p

[rob1963]

What picture:p

The one Tom posted a few years ago.

:Laugh:

[Excalibur]

The one Tom posted a few years ago.

:Laugh:

Who?:confused:

[PropellerHeadCase]

The piper's son.