Caption Competition

[Tom]

Can i have you attention please. The winner is...


































































Toms mum told him to never speak to strangers and he didn't want any sweets anyway.

I really wanted the wine gums but mummy said no and keep quite, so i did.

btw, this competiton is quite long. how much longer will this continue? lol

well done dragon. now its your turn

[Dragonfly]

ok .............................i'm now in sooooooooooooooooooo much trouble :D :D :D :D :D

[Tom]

like the fonzy would say...

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Jiggles]

One of the chuckle brothers in disguise. Too you to me....

[Excalibur]

How much sherry was in that trifle Mum?

[Penfold42]

ok .............................i'm now in sooooooooooooooooooo much trouble :D :D :D :D :D

OMG..........:eek:

[PropellerHeadCase]

It was twenty years ago, more or less
Since Pepper taught the band to cross-dress

[Jiggles]

Look that that one sip of the whisky and hes gone to Cookoo land :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Eh, eh, eh, alright, calm down.....

[Tom]

ok .............................i'm now in sooooooooooooooooooo much trouble :D :D :D :D :D


Eh, eh, eh, alright, calm down.....

i see the picture and darrens comment and this reminds of the 3 footy scousers from Harry Enfield and Chums

Link (http://www.aebc.com/tec/scousers.jpg)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

i see the picture and darrens comment and this reminds of the 3 footy scousers from Harry Enfield and Chums

Link (http://www.aebc.com/tec/scousers.jpg)

Er....yeah, that was why I put it...:rolleyes:

Keep up Tom. :D

[Excalibur]

Dave thought the mushrooms he had bought from that scruffy person had added an interesting flavour to the stew.

[Penfold42]

Dave thought the mushrooms he had bought from that scruffy person had added an interesting flavour to the stew.

Oi you.......:boxer2:

[Excalibur]

Oi you.......:boxer2:

" If you think my outfit's silly, wait till you see what my Roadie will be wearing":eek:

[Corabar Steve]

Robinson's search for a new, more PC mascot wasn't going so well

[Dragonfly]

anymore? will announce a winner later.

[rob1963]

Auditions for the latest 118 118 TV ad.

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Hey You, Are You Looking At Me!..................................PUNK
(or am i seeing double. i'm P*ssed)

[Dragonfly]

ok the winner is , and next up to the plate .....................................



















Dave thought the mushrooms he had bought from that scruffy person had added an interesting flavour to the stew.


well done we await your picture.

[Excalibur]

Thank you Dave for your decision, I don't think the picture which is to follow will be too much of a surprise for regular viewers, as it has been seen before. Now all I have to do is stand well back! ;) :D

[Dragonfly]

for gods sake mum!!!!!!

[Dragonfly]

immac decided that the latest trials should be binned and the formula totally overhauled.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Cinderella finds out she has more than 2 ugly sisters....

[Dragonfly]

the spice girls adopt the "Britney" look as part of their latest promotion

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

And the 3 finalists of the 2008 Miss East Yorkshire contest are....

[PropellerHeadCase]

Apparently several of the entrants misunderstood the term 'racing for pink slips'... and so drag-racing was invented.

[Dragonfly]

I don't like yours much.

[Penfold42]

...a quick trawl around Lincoln threw up the regular suspect's......:eek:

[Tom]

" For cheap car insurance deals, Girls get hold of Geezers Wheels"

[Excalibur]

Classy one and all, I'm sure this one has legs at least till Saturday. ;)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Yes, but not particularly nice legs :eek: (Sorry, Peter :( )

[Excalibur]

Yes, but not particularly nice legs :eek: (Sorry, Peter :( )

That one I can live with, but see my reply to Shakermaker's Hawaian post. Many people there were very impressed with my legs. ;) ;) :D

Come on folks, surely I've given you the ammunition, all you have to do is pull the trigger. If you don't put a few more up, I'll start posting my own.:eek: :eek:

[Jiggles]

Taking the words Cross and Dressers to a whole new level!

[Jiggles]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Excalibur]

Does my bum look big in this?

Yes. Next question please.:D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

That one I can live with, but see my reply to Shakermaker's Hawaian post. Many people there were very impressed with my legs. ;) ;) :D

Come on folks, surely I've given you the ammunition, all you have to do is pull the trigger. If you don't put a few more up, I'll start posting my own.:eek: :eek:

Mate, I'm so happy with my proffered response that I shan't be making any more... with the exception of silver-platter pot-shots, as per above ;)

[Jiggles]

Yes. Next question please.:D :D

Will do :D

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Who needs a surgeon when you can do it yourself?

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"There was 3 in the bed and the big hairy one said..."

[rob1963]

The dangers of having a sex change operation on the cheap.

[Corabar Steve]

We are famerleeeeeeeeeeeee.................... I've got all my sisters with me

[Excalibur]

9PM Tonight, a decision will be made, watch this space. Still time for more offers, sadly no-one has got the one I would have posted, which if it comes up will be the outright winner.:D

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

The new cast of bay watch didn't go down well

[Dragonfly]

next tonight on Bravo "when cosmetic surgery goes bad"

[Dragonfly]

It was right from the outset that denise the new stylist on the three degrees comeback tour realised she should have kept her job in sainsburys.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Trinny and Susannah had a LOT to answer for this time.

[Jiggles]

The cross dressing muskateers

[Dragonfly]

the contestants for this years page 3 idol were not of the usual calibre.

[PropellerHeadCase]

...and this is exactly why prima noce fell into disuse.

[Excalibur]

9 pm arrives, and with it a decision. Sadly the offering " Mr ( Insert name here ) now wished he had upgraded to the Platinum Package of " Find a Hot Date Tonight ", as he felt it would have been money well spent!

So, the choice was ever so difficult, I could easily have stuck a pin in, but after much thought thw winner is :



spudcooper The new cast of bay watch didn't go down well


We await your pic eagerly Sir.:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Poos! I thought my pink slips and drag-racing was a winner :(

C'mon, then, Spud.

[Excalibur]

Poos! I thought my pink slips and drag-racing was a winner :(

C'mon, then, Spud.

It might have been, if you had backed me up about kiwi fruit. :p

[Penfold42]

It might have been, if you had backed me up about kiwi fruit. :p

Still going on about that old chestnut............:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

No, not old chestnut, new gooseberry ;)

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Ok this is going to be hard for me to dig out a funny picture i can use but i'll see what i can do. watch this space...

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Ok I've just found this photo of two friends that i took a few years ago while out drinking. Sure you can find something to say about this photo:rolleyes:.

Have fun...

[Jiggles]

Whats he laughin at?

[PropellerHeadCase]

Well, you DID pull my finger.

[Corabar Steve]

What have you been eating?!?!?

[Dragonfly]

Harry potter an Ron weasley really let themselves go after being dropped from the latest film

[Dragonfly]

mmmmm is he Harry potter or that hobbit bloke????

[Dragonfly]

This years "how long can you hold your breath" competition contestants came with a new level of determination never seen before

[Corabar Steve]

The remake of Scanners really needed a bit more for it's FX budget

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

I'm sure you can come up with some better captions than those posted.

[Corabar Steve]

Conclusive proof that when the wind changes your face WILL stay like it.

[Jiggles]

I think im gonna be sick!!

[Harrison's Discos]

(i abolutely love this one)

Dont care was made to care dont care was hum! Dont care was put in a pot and cooked til he was done! :D

[Corabar Steve]

You hum it, I'll play it

[Tom]

"tut tut, dude.... you got isues"

[Corabar Steve]

If you concentrate hard enough it will rise

[Jiggles]

Who let the buddhas out the temple!

[Jiggles]

JK Rowling's new book cover didn't look as good as first though! (Harry Potter and the two hobbits)

[Corabar Steve]

(inspiredby Callum)

Can you smell burning?

[Jiggles]

"OMG! Your sitting on a fire!!!"

"I thought i was warm in here."

[PropellerHeadCase]

The Simpsons: Bart Grows Up - the live action sequel

Scene 1: Bart Simpson and Milhouse Van Houten at Moe's...

[Dragonfly]

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

:Laugh: I do like some of your captions. very good

I'll annonce the winner later on today so you've still got time to add a few more captions.

[Corabar Steve]

When I wake you, yoy will think it is your round for the rest of the night & buy me a large Jack & Coke

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

My favorites so far are as follows:


When I wake you, yoy will think it is your round for the rest of the night & buy me a large Jack & Coke



You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.



"tut tut, dude.... you got isues"



This years "how long can you hold your breath" competition contestants came with a new level of determination never seen before

[Jiggles]

I know that you don't know me very well
We've barely met, but I can surely tell
No one will ever love you like I do
DO I CREEP YOU OUT???

Something I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Just to let everybody know that i'll be annoncing the winner at 5pm today...

If you have any last captions to add make sure you do a.s.a.p!

!!!!1 Hour Left!!!!

[Corabar Steve]

Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Ladies And Gentlemen it's the time you've all been waiting for.......

[/Insert Drum Roll Here]

Well there where many funny and intresting replys to this captions but there can be only one winner....

So with out further said...

The winner of my Caption is.....

Wait For It.... Wait For It.....


When I wake you, yoy will think it is your round for the rest of the night & buy me a large Jack & Coke

Well done Steve and we'll be looking forword to your caption soon.

[rob1963]

Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh

Was that an impression of my avatar?

[Tom]

i thought it was either dude or sweet. lol

[PropellerHeadCase]

Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh

Yeh, yeh, kewl!

[Corabar Steve]

Was that an impression of my avatar?

Yep.

New pic coming later.

[Corabar Steve]

All the good pics are on the other PC, I'll post the new one in the morning.

[Tom]

Oh no. now we have to wait. :D. lol

[rob1963]

Oh no. now we have to wait. :D. lol

Be patient, Tom, Steve's pics are usually worth waiting for.

:D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Thank you Rob. Fan club applications are available on request :sj:

[Tom]

Ill be the judge of that. :P. :lol:


Sadly for me i wont be able to comment on the new pic till friday night as im going away (valentines day ). hehe. sorry, i wasnt rubbing it in. lol. Im sure you will be busy with yout hundreds of cards with lipstick kisses on the back and a spray of perfume. :lol:

[rob1963]

Ill be the judge of that. :P. :lol:


Sadly for me i wont be able to comment on the new pic till friday night as im going away (valentines day ). hehe. sorry, i wasnt rubbing it in. lol. Im sure you will be busy with yout hundreds of cards with lipstick kisses on the back and a spray of perfume. :lol:

Thanks for that, Tom.

Think of me working tomorrow night when you're doing a bit of horizontal folk dancing!

:cry:

[Tom]

Thanks for that, Tom.

Think of me working tomorrow night when you're doing a bit of horizontal folk dancing!

:cry:

Okie Dokie. :approve:

:Laugh:

[Corabar Steve]

Ta Da!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"This ere shoe...£3.99 from shoesaver they were..."

[PropellerHeadCase]

Ministry of Silly Walks - from a seated start.



The problem with your foot falling asleep earlier in the day is that it's up all flamin' night!



The world's least convincing can-can.



If I hold my hand just so I can take over complete control of your foot.



OK, so I have Gary Oldman's head, but whose flamin' foot is this?



The emergency pressure-release valve doesn't need to be used often, but after baked beans for both breakfast and lunch (the fridge was unaccountably devoid of tomatoes)...

[Tom]

"pfft there it is......pfft there it is"

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Eat My Rubber... Taste My Sole...

Bet You Wish You Could Lift Your Leg This High

Really Should'nt Of Had Those Beans For Lunch

Back Off..My Beer

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

All the good pics are on the other PC, I'll post the new one in the morning.

Yeah, that must be really difficult getting up and walking to the other room...:rolleyes:

[Penfold42]

MEOOOOOOW...............:p :D

[Corabar Steve]

Yeah, that must be really difficult getting up and walking to the other room...:rolleyes:

& removing the person at said PC :whome:

[Dragonfly]

Steve auditions for the spice girls

[Dragonfly]

ppprrrrrrppppp !!!!!!

[Dragonfly]

Nobody wanted to be associated with Steve after he admitted putting "wannabe" on the jukebox

[Excalibur]

You put your left leg in....................................

[PropellerHeadCase]

...and shake it all about

[Jiggles]

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!

[PropellerHeadCase]

You have much to learn, Grasshopper.

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Talk to the foot... The heads to drunk to care...

[PropellerHeadCase]

A new strain of FMD was doing the rounds - it went by the somewhat clumsy name of Foot-At-Roughly-The-Same-Level-As-Mouth disease (the acronym was causing some embarrassment).

[Dragonfly]

The spice girls chose a back street pub in Barnet to unveil the new member of the group ............... beardy spice.

[Dragonfly]

Steve was glad the officer gave him 2 weeks to get the illegal tread on his shoes fixed.

[Corabar Steve]

There are some very good ones in this batch, it's going to take some thinking about. The winner will be announced tomorrow

[Excalibur]

Steve was demonstrating the exercises he had learnt so far in his Pilates class


Or
Steve was demonstrating the exercises he had learnt so far in his Pirates class

The Doctor said, if I keep doing these fitness exercises, I'll be able to lift those new Class-D's like Excalibur has. :p

[Penfold42]

''I use Immac...but as you can see Angela doesn't like the smell!!''

[Excalibur]

Certain folk didn't know how to tell Steve that his new improved Odour Eaters were useless.

Steve failed miserably in his attempt to show how Flares were back in fashion.

[rob1963]

"Oh look...there's a ciggy sticking out of my shoe!"

[Dragonfly]

darling just ignore the strange people and they will leave

[Dragonfly]

Angela really believed that cigarette torture of santa was the only way to get the present she wanted.

[Corabar Steve]

Despite the gramatical & spelling errors :sj:
Talk to the foot... The heads to drunk to care...Over to you Spud.

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Yay... It's me again:banana:


Despite the gramatical & spelling errors

Whats wrong with me gramer und spelling:D.

And on with the game...

See what you can pull out from this photo taken last year while on holiday of 2 friends in a night club.
Here goes:

And Have Fun:)

[rob1963]

"They're stuffed if this photo ever gets used in a caption competition!"

:Laugh:

[Corabar Steve]

Jimmy Nail the early years

[Excalibur]

We're going to a disco by Rob who? You must be joking! :D

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

They finally found out what a scotsman wears under their kilts

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

one Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, FLOOR

[Excalibur]

They finally found out what a scotch men wears under their kilts

As a pedant, I feel I must point out that Scotch is a drink, not a Nationality. :bang: ( A personal bugbear of mine. )

[Dragonfly]

mum ........mum .......... can you hear me mum .......................... the bail is 20,000 euros.

[Dragonfly]

Barry and Quentin highly recommended benidorm for a honeymoon

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

As a pedant, I feel I must point out that Scotch is a drink, not a Nationality. ( A personal bugbear of mine. )

Post edited. Sorry my bad spelling to blame.

They got the shock of their life when they found out what the lap dancer was hiding :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dragonfly]

the lads had never seen ping pong played like that before

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

I've never seen such a reaction to the words... "It's my round" before

[rob1963]

As a pedant, I feel I must point out that Scotch is a drink, not a Nationality. :bang: ( A personal bugbear of mine. )

And an egg.

[Excalibur]

And an egg.

:thumbs_up: :D :D

[Penfold42]

And an egg.

..or broth...:D

[Dragonfly]

And an egg.

not strictly true ... an egg is an egg

personally i would say a scotch egg is a savoury snack that amongst other things contains egg :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

personally i would say a scotch egg is a savoury snack that amongst other things contains egg :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Quorn sausage and mash potato springs to mind......:eek: :D :D :D :D :D


Caption - Star Trek the early years...(don't you think the one on the left looks like spock)....'This Romulan ale's good stuff!'...........:D

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Caption - Star Trek the early years...(don't you think the one on the left looks like spock)....'This Romulan ale's good stuff!'...........

:offtopic: :whistle: Now, Now. Play Nice...

[Excalibur]

..or broth...:D

The next competition could now be to find the most things " Scotch " :p


not strictly true ... an egg is an egg

personally i would say a scotch egg is a savoury snack that amongst other things contains egg :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You don't moonlight for Trading Standards Food Dept, do you Dave? :confused: :D

[rob1963]

I just thought...Scotch could also be butter!

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

tape????

no no no rob see youve gone way off thread again and taken us all with you ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D

used it for the one before last but .......


"I wanna take you to a gay bar , gay bar"

[Excalibur]

tape????

no no no rob see youve gone way off thread again and taken us all with you ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D "

Rob wasn't the one defining the constituents of meat and poultry product based comestibles! :ner:




used it for the one before last but .......


"I wanna take you to a gay bar , gay bar"

Is that allowed on a family forum? :confused: :eek:

[PropellerHeadCase]

(don't you think the one on the left looks like spock)

Actually, on seeing the picture, the first phrase that sprung to mind was 'Leonard Nimoy', so yes :D


Caption: The Striped-Shirt-Wearers convention was in full swing.

[Excalibur]

( The one on the left) " I keep telling you, Goblins can't put curses on you " ( Look at the ears;) )

[Penfold42]

:offtopic: :whistle: Now, Now. Play Nice...
I was just jesting sir!..:)


Actually, on seeing the picture, the first phrase that sprung to mind was 'Leonard Nimoy', so yes :D
:D :D ...glad i'm not the only one...


( The one on the left) " I keep telling you, Goblins can't put curses on you " ( Look at the ears;) )

LMAO.....:D

''Meoww.....oww...mmmmeeoooowww........eooooeeewww w''
Charlie say's ''Never mix alcohol and flash photography together...or you may just look like us!!''

[Jiggles]

Duhhhhhh...

[Dragonfly]

cue carmina burana......

[Tom]

"face, bothered?"

[Excalibur]

I really like these fruit drinks, they make you feel all sort of warm inside, and really relaxed.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Neither subject was pleased about being photographed with such an array of RTDs.

[Excalibur]

Neither subject was pleased about being photographed with such an array of RTDs.

RTDs ?????????
Sorry for being so dim.:o :(

[Corabar Steve]

Ready to drink

As in premixed alcoholic beverage

[Dragonfly]

nights out in the shire had vastly improved since the import of alcopops

[Excalibur]

Ready to drink

As in premixed alcoholic beverage

As opposed to brewing/distilling it yourself?? ;) :D :D

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

So Many Pretty Colours, So Many Tasty Flavours, ...Must Drink More...

[Corabar Steve]

Why are you posting captions to your own photo?

[Excalibur]

Why are you posting captions to your own photo?

626, 627, 631, 633, and 656! Slow off the mark , Steve? :confused:

We've had this done before, and as long as he doesn't declare himself the winner..........................:D

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Why are you posting captions to your own photo?

Dam i was hoping you wouldn't notice:D
Just posting my thoughts and hoping it may give you some idea's.
(And keeping this thread alive:rolleyes:)


626, 627, 631, 633, and 656! Slow off the mark , Steve?

We've had this done before, and as long as he doesn't declare himself the winner..........................

Thanks:).

[rob1963]

The new non red-eye camera had some teething problems.

[Excalibur]

With an acknowledgement to Rob Roy for reminding me of this -

" Mr Flibble and his friend were very cross ! " ;)

( If you're not a Red Dwarf fan. sorry for waking you up ;) :D )

[Dragonfly]

Baaaaaaaldrick !!!!!!

[Excalibur]

We did crap in the Pub Quiz, but hasn't that quizmaster got a lovely voice? ;) ;) :D :D :D :D

Drunk? Can't be, we've only been on fruit juice! :eek:

So what's that frothy stuff in big glasses that all the grown ups are drinking then? :confused: ( Sorry ;) )

ID? Oh cobblers!

[Dragonfly]

If we put more bottles on the table we can tell everyone people liked us when we get home

[Excalibur]

Three more bottles of this blue stuff, and I'm going across to chat up that fit young lady across there.

We snould only need to buy those nice young ladies another sixteen of these bottles, and I reckon we're in with a chance. ;)

Hey, why don't you go across there and tell him you're a DJ as well? He might let you have a go with his kit, do a set of banging chooooons or sumfiunk.

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

And the winner is....

Excalibur with:


We snould only need to buy those nice young ladies another sixteen of these bottles, and I reckon we're in with a chance.

:Laugh:So True, So True my friend, But it's more like 25 bottles:Laugh:

Your turn Excalibur... Well Done:)

[Excalibur]

And the winner is....

Excalibur with:


:Laugh:So True, So True my friend, But it's more like 25 bottles:Laugh:

Your turn Excalibur... Well Done:)

Thank you young man. Picture to follow after I beat this machine into submission.

[rob1963]

Picture to follow after I beat this machine into submission.

Any time you're ready!

:rolleyes:

[Excalibur]

At last I remember how to do it ( Actually which program to use :o )

Here we see none other than myself and the Stag Party performing a traditional Folk Dance, at my daughter's wedding. Can you tell what it is yet?:confused: That will teach them not to be lippy to a DJ. :eek: :D

[rob1963]

"Who's going to tell him there's something hanging out his trousers?"

[Excalibur]

"Who's going to tell him there's something hanging out his trousers?"

:D :D

[Jiggles]

"Im gonna get out of this one way or another... By sticking my fingers down my throat!!"

[Corabar Steve]

Any time you're ready!

:rolleyes:Do you have to say that every time a winner is announced in this & the Pub Quiz?

[Excalibur]

Any time you're ready!

:rolleyes:


Do you have to say that every time a winner is announced in this & the Pub Quiz?


Steady on Steve, don't upset the lad, it's nice to see him enthusiastic about something for a change. :D

[Dragonfly]

I thought you'd organised the stripper

[Jiggles]

Me You outside NOW! :handbag:

[rob1963]

Do you have to say that every time a winner is announced in this & the Pub Quiz?

No, Steve.

If you'd rather I didn't, that's not a problem.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Post-count padding ;)



Speaking of...

[PropellerHeadCase]

Folk Dancing: A traditional form of dancing in which no-one knows the moves but everyone is enthusiastic, or sufficiently drunk to not be embarrassed.

[Tom]

"There were 8 drunk dancers dancing on the floor,

There were 8 drunk dancers dancing on the floor,

And if one of those dancers should accidentally fall

there be 7 drunk dancers dancing on the floor. "

[rob1963]

Who's the square behind me?

[Penfold42]

'Oh :pants: i forgot the spoons'

[Excalibur]

Well, since this hasn't generated quite the excitement I had hoped for, I shall announce the winner.

And for those of you who could care less, the traditional folk dance was of course............................................ ......
SUPERMAN! :D :D :D

This just tickled me.;)




Me You outside NOW! :handbag:

All yours, post quickly, before Rob gets withdrawal symptoms. :D

[Excalibur]

Prod! Come on Callum, Rob's getting impatient! :eek:

[rob1963]

Prod! Come on Callum, Rob's getting impatient! :eek:

:whistle:

[Penfold42]

Any time you're ready!

:rolleyes:

[Excalibur]

Any time you're ready!

:rolleyes:

Is that Rob, posting under a pseudonym? :confused:

[Corabar Steve]

Give the lad a chance to find a suiable photo!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Give the lad a chance to find a suiable photo!

All i can say is he must have alot of photos then:rolleyes:

[Corabar Steve]

On the contrary. Just none suitble for a caption.

I must admit I don't think the "2 blokes sitting in a pub" type submissions have been very inspiring

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

I must admit I don't think the "2 blokes sitting in a pub" type submissions have been very inspiring

Hay, Hay
It wasn't the situation it was the expressions on their faces that was important:D

That and the fact i have a very limited amount of photos stored on my PC:sofa:

[Corabar Steve]

Get a scanner http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1763.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

:jawdrop: And some intresting friends:jawdrop: Only joking (in case they see:eek: )

[Corabar Steve]

http://planetsmilies.net/sign-smiley-438.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[rob1963]

I must admit I don't think the "2 blokes sitting in a pub" type submissions have been very inspiring

Hence me using the following slightly sarcastic caption for one of them.....


"They're stuffed if this photo ever gets used in a caption competition!"

:rolleyes:

Credit where credit's due, Steve......you do find better caption competition photos than most. :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

On the contrary. Just none suitble for a caption.

I must admit I don't think the "2 blokes sitting in a pub" type submissions have been very inspiring

That's twice we've agreed on something this year. :eek: :D

[rob1963]

On the contrary. Just none suitble for a caption.

I must admit I don't think the "2 blokes sitting in a pub" type submissions have been very inspiring


That's twice we've agreed on something this year. :eek: :D

Was the other one the time where you both agreed that you don't agree on anything?

:rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Excalibur]

I must admit I don't think the "2 blokes sitting in a pub" type submissions have been very inspiring




Hence me using the following slightly sarcastic caption for one of them....

Quote:
Originally Posted by rob1963
"They're stuffed if this photo ever gets used in a caption competition!"

:rolleyes:

Credit where credit's due, Steve......you do find better caption competition photos than most. :D

Yes Rob, very funny, and duly noted.:D

And just cos Steve has a staggeringly large collection of people in humorous and interesting conditions, not everyone is in such a fortunate( ? ) position. The lad's only been around a few years, and hasn't perhaps had access to the thing( s ) which make us silly. ;)

And another thing, who else gives you a photo of three hairy transvestites in Pink Frocks? :confused: ;) Talk about loading the gun for you! :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

And another thing, who else gives you a photo of three hairy transvestites in Pink Frocks? :confused: ;) Talk about loading the gun for you! :D :D :D

I see that every week when i pay my paper bill..........:eek: :p :D

[Excalibur]

I see that every week when i pay my paper bill..........:eek: :p :D

You must have some very strange paper delivery persons!:eek: :D

[Penfold42]

You must have some very strange paper delivery persons!:eek: :D

.......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :D

[Corabar Steve]

That's twice we've agreed on something this year. :eek: :D

& it's only February

[rob1963]

& it's only February

According to my watch, it's March.

:bang:

[Corabar Steve]

No its' Monday the 31st February.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Apostrophe catastrophe?

[rob1963]

Apostrophe catastrophe?

Pedants forum...NOW!

:rolleyes: :D :D

[Excalibur]

Pedants forum...NOW!

:rolleyes: :D :D

You know that's like putting Brer Rabbit in the briar patch Rob.;) :D

Go on, ask where the next piccy is, you do it so well.;) :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

CALLUM :sj:

[Excalibur]

Speak up a bit Steve, I don't think he heard you. ;) :D

[rob1963]

Go on, ask where the next piccy is, you do it so well.;) :D :D

I can't...or Steve will moan at me!

:(

[Corabar Steve]

Maybe If we all did it together.

Everone who's on at mid day give him a shout :sj:

[Jiggles]

Ooops! forgot that i had entered this :D

[Jiggles]

oook here we go :D:D

http://www.cbentertainments.co.uk/dog.jpg

My nana and Fleck :D:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

The old lady hated it when the kids called her 'Fleck' ;)

[rob1963]

"Why is she putting her fingers down my throat? I don't want to be sick over this lovely sofa!"

[Excalibur]

It's the vet for you tomorrow. Make the most of them now, they'll be gone tomorrow! :eek:

[Corabar Steve]

Geriatric - Canine mind control techniques in action

[JAMdisco]

Nana was trying to impress Fleck with her naked Sooty impression - Again!!!

[Jiggles]

Come on peeps! I have seen more life on my mixer than on here :D

[Dragonfly]

the local club decided that if they combined snog a dog night and grab a granny night they would make double the profit in one evening.

[Dragonfly]

deep down nana knew she would get a better conversation from fleck than she would her grandson

[Dragonfly]

over time fleck grew to hate the dressing up games with nana

[Tom]

Is this love that Im feeling,
Is this the love, that Ive been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming,
This must be love,
cos its really got a hold on me,
A hold on me...

[Dragonfly]

nana really was the queen of making costumes for the school play

[Tom]

Question. So how long is this going to keep going on then???

[Penfold42]

Question. So how long is this going to keep going on then???

How long's a piece of string........:p

[Tom]

How long's a piece of string........:p

We as I live just up the road from Historic Chatham i'm guessing 250 meters??? :lol:

[Jiggles]

Well there hasnt been an auful lot of interest in it.

[One Vision]

oook here we go :D:D

http://www.cbentertainments.co.uk/dog.jpg

My nana and Fleck :D:D

Now now Darren put it away your always wagging your tongue at somebody :whistle:

[Dragonfly]

longest running caption contest in history this ?????

[Spirits High]

Yvette Fielding aged instantly as the "orb" flew past while filming the latest episode of "Most Haunted"

[Corabar Steve]

The Fleck glove puppet never really took off.

[Dragonfly]

gran explained to callum exactly what was wrong with his hobbit outfit ......... "they only have furry feet you plonker"

[Jiggles]

Winner isssss...

















































Dave well done!


gran explained to callum exactly what was wrong with his hobbit outfit ......... "they only have furry feet you plonker"

[Penfold42]

Wakey, Wakey, Dave!!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

He *might* be watching footy..

[Dragonfly]

here you go guys sorry .... correct as usual mr. solitaire ..... edge of seat time.

[Jiggles]

The Santa Rock.

[Dragonfly]

i've PM'd him

thats a rubbish first attempt :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Getting the ball rolling :d

[Penfold42]

He *might* be watching footy..

Call that football.....:p :D

[Jiggles]

bugger i have just confused my self! see posts 738 to 740 :D

[Penfold42]

Well there's no need to be so blunt with what you think about us.....:eek:


Note - See hand to the middle far left.

[Tom]

AA Santa Christmas Party

[Corabar Steve]

Status Quo's Christmas gigs weren't going so well

[Dragonfly]

anymore for anymore??

[Penfold42]

anymore for anymore??

:lol:....that's the best i've heard......:p

[Corabar Steve]

When the king starts to do it
Its as good as done
He holds his guitar
Like a tommy gun
He starts to growl
From way down his throat
He bends a string
And thats all she wrote

[PropellerHeadCase]

The golden oldies air guitar 'battle'

[PropellerHeadCase]

Rockin' around the Christmas Tree