Caption Competition

[Corabar Steve]

Here's a new one to have a go at.

[Dragonfly]

who'd have thought the fires of hell started at a bbq in Barnet?

[Dragonfly]

the barnet thief strikes again ..... steves lights were there a minute ago?

[djsteve10]

The all new Disco & BBQ package with Corabar Steve as you Barbeque Jockey.

[Penfold42]

*Tapping his burger*
I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth.
You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son.
You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts.
As for you, Mr. Tammany- :Censored: -Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand.

Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

[PropellerHeadCase]

The Alice Cooper home for misguided Rock wannabes was having a fund-raising BBQ...

[Excalibur]

It had been a long day. There was a lighting gantry masquerading as a clothes line, the neighbours were preparing to seize the sound system, and Steve was wearing a wastepaper basket, while barbequing something of indeterminate origin. "It's a good job I've got twelve pints of ( insert drink of choice here) inside me", thought Steve.

" I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you" ( thanks Arthur Brown ;) ) ...........

Chicken, burgers, and a rather worrying looking sausage.

[Jiggles]

The new series of Gordon Ramsys Hells Kitchen takes a turn for the worst!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"9 Hours later and that cow is finally done"

[PropellerHeadCase]

The Spanish Inquisition and Thumbelina... never a good mix.



"9 Hours later and that cow is finally done"

Ummmm, I'm telling Angela on you!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

Or...

"Who wants My Jumbo"

[Dragonfly]

the U.S. army once again teamed up with uncle sam but with an altogether softer approach to recruitment.

[Dragonfly]

are you the man in the kentucky ad in disguise???

http://www.corbinkycityguide.com/kfc/kfc.jpg

[soundtracker]

Don't crackling sausages sound fantastic through this new Bose system!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"My hats hotter than the BBQ"

[Corabar Steve]

It had been a long day. There was a lighting gantry masquerading as a clothes line, the neighbours were preparing to seize the sound system, and Steve was wearing a wastepaper basket, while barbequing something of indeterminate origin. "It's a good job I've got twelve pints of ( insert drink of choice here) inside me", thought Steve.

" I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you" ( thanks Arthur Brown ;) ) ...........

Chicken, burgers, and a rather worrying looking sausage.
Winner :sj:

[PropellerHeadCase]

C'mon then, Peter, re-using the cross-dressing elder statesmen shots again will not be deemed acceptable and I will beg for mod status so I can remove them :D

[rob1963]

Winner :sj:

Wow Steve...10 months to decide the winner.

It MUST have been a close run thing!

Excalibur...your go!

:D

[Jiggles]

:lol:

[Corabar Steve]

Wow Steve...10 months to decide the winner.

It MUST have been a close run thing!

Excalibur...your go!

:D
I'd forgotten that I hadn't picked one & wouldn't have remembered if I hadn't wanted one of the ones I posted & couldn't find it on my PC

[rob1963]

I'd forgotten that I hadn't picked one & wouldn't have remembered if I hadn't wanted one of the ones I posted & couldn't find it on my PC

I'd forgotton about the entire thread!!!

:shrug:

[Excalibur]

On the case. ;) :D

[Excalibur]

OK Lads and Lasses, do your worst. Keep it out of the gutter though. ;) :D

[rob1963]

OK Lads and Lasses, do your worst. Keep it out of the gutter though. ;) :D

Oh well...that's MY caption out the window then!

[PropellerHeadCase]

'Mind the Gap'

[Corabar Steve]

The new indoor bus stops clearly weren't working.

[rob1963]

"Those at the back of the table didn't understand the concept of saying cheese."

[[email protected]]

Fresh from her unsuccessful audition for the lead role in Annie, the waitress was thinking life can't get any worse......

[rob1963]

"It was hard to tell which of the 4 contestants was winning the sponsored miserable competition."

[dmckaraoke]

Some guests did not find it amusing that there where was no pudding left,but others found that they had got the last was highly amusing.

[andyw]

(man in blue shirt front right)my teeth fell in there somewhere,shall can i get them out myself

[Jiggles]

If we keep smiling will he go way?

[andyw]

If we keep smiling will he go way?

what me or the caption :)
actually don't answer i might not like the r:eek: :beer1: eply

[Jiggles]

Hmm

















The caption :D

[andyw]

Hmm



:coat:

[Excalibur]

Hmm
The caption :D

Callum's chances of winning have just increased by a similar amount to that by which Andy's chances of winning have plummeted. ;) :D :D
Carry on folks, verdict late tonight, probably. :D

[Jiggles]

:lol:

[Penfold42]

"Bitty"

[PropellerHeadCase]

I've died and gone to Switzerland

[Excalibur]

Ok folks, thanks for your efforts, many of which scored amazingly highly on taste and decency. :eek:
Amazingly also, the winner is:











"Those at the back of the table didn't understand the concept of saying cheese."

When you're ready, chief. ;) :D

[rob1963]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Well I never!

Thank you, my good man.

You'll have to give me a little while to try and find something appropriate, but after it took nearly a year to announce you as the last winner, it shouldn't be a problem!

[rob1963]

Try this one:

5422

[Corabar Steve]

"I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah"

[Corabar Steve]

Chugging along between banks of green willow,
Buttercup meadows, sweet nettle and dock,
Sheep in the meadow so peaceful and still-o,
And just 'round the bend we reach Camberwick Lock.
Nothing is better than being at large
In charge of a gay inland waterway barge

The sun on the water is glinting and gleaming
Soon we are leaving the Camberwick Lock
Pass by the anglers all drowsily dreaming
And far in the distance chimes Trumpton town clock
Nothing is better than being at large
In charge of a gay inland waterway barge

[Excalibur]

Rupert was determined to have a good time on the Luxury Caribbean Self Drive Cruise he'd bought offf that nice man iun the Car Park in Reading.

Algernon was delighted with his Narrowboat holiday, especially as it was far cheaper than the caravavn holiday in Skeggy that tall fella had tried to sell him. :D

Roderick would have smiled less, had he known of the imminent arrival of the Severn Bore. :eek:

[Jiggles]

SS Drip :D

[Excalibur]

"Ha" thought Diamond Dirk, international jewel thief, as he thought of the uncut diamonds stashed in the cabin. " I'd like to see Interpol catch me now. Next stop, Brazil" :D

"My heart will go on.......................... "

Iceberg? What Iceberg? :confused:

[Tom]

Try this one:

5422

:eek: :Laugh: Nearly wet myself. lol.


"Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim
Chugging along on the old Ragdoll
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim
and John he steers the boat

We go and play
And have a a look
With Rosie's bag
Jim's drawing book
The world we see, through window frame (?)
Rosie and Jim we play our game


quack

Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim
Finding stories everyday
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim
and John he writes them down"

[Penfold42]

I've got one....but I don't think I can say it on here.....:sj:

[Excalibur]

I've got one....but I don't think I can say it on here.....:sj:

No you can't! :eek: :eek: :eek: (It was very funny though. ;) :D :D )

[[email protected]]

Armed with his best chat up line...'would you like to come back to my barge and blow my whistle' an optimistic Rob sets out to :Censored: his way around the UK's canal system.....

:sofa:

[rob1963]

I've got one....but I don't think I can say it on here.....:sj:

Just clean it up a bit Tony, then post away!

:D

[Penfold42]

Just clean it up a bit Tony, then post away!

:D

Check your PM's. :sj:

[rob1963]

:rofl:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Michael had moved with the times and was no longer rowing the boat ashore.

[Excalibur]

Rob had failed to notice that his crew had jumped ship.

"Slow boat to Chingford"

[Tom]

"Rod was a little nervous when he was being filmed for Pimp My Barge."

[Marc J]

"I said Punt, with a P"

:D

[rob1963]

Some good ones so far, but you still have time.

Winner to be announced in the next day or two.

[Excalibur]

Steamboat Willie.
(for the old cartoon fans here. And the fans of old cartoons. :D :D )

[PropellerHeadCase]

Rob-a-dob-dob (weeeed)
One man on his tod (geek)

[rob1963]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've all been waiting for.










The winner is.....














5440




















Armed with his best chat up line...'would you like to come back to my barge and blow my whistle' an optimistic Rob sets out to :Censored: his way around the UK's canal system.....

Congratulations, Alan! :clap:

[andyw]

congratulations alan
you win first prize which is a whistle just like robs. remember to wear it with pride like rob in the picture:)

[rob1963]

You win first prize which is a whistle just like robs. remember to wear it with pride like rob in the picture:)

:rofl:

[Penfold42]

No win for me then? :sj:

[rob1963]

No win for me then? :sj:

I'll be honest, Tony.

You WOULD have won, but it seemed to make more sense to choose the winner from the captions which were actually posted in the thread!

Maybe next time!

:D :D :D

[Excalibur]

I'll be honest, Tony.

You WOULD have won, but it seemed to make more sense to choose the winner from the captions which were actually posted in the thread!

Maybe next time!

:D :D :D

Rob, you should have said " from the captions which were permissible for inclusion in the thread" ;) ;) Now the filthy blighter will post more like it next time, in an attempt to gain kudos. ;) ;) :( :(

Anyway, we're all eagerly awaiting Alan's offering.

[Penfold42]

I'll be honest, Tony.

You WOULD have won, but it seemed to make more sense to choose the winner from the captions which were actually posted in the thread!

Maybe next time!

:D :D :D

Just joking Rob.....:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Just joking Rob.....:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I know, Tony! :D

I wonder whether Alan knows he's won, or maybe he can't find a pic?

:shrug:

[[email protected]]

yay!! i won:D :D :D :D :D :D

here i am, sorry i haven't stuck this on here sooner, a mixture of a late PA hire and a store opening, 150 odd miles apart, just got home and found this picture, do your worst.......:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Jiggles]

The phantom flower snatcher strikes again...

[rob1963]

Spot the pansy

[Excalibur]

"Darling I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary, but I got you these flowers.

What are you doing with that frying pan? "

[Corabar Steve]

Alan's attempt at simultaneously celebrating St David's Day & St George's Day just wasn't working.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Disturbing images from the CBeebies vault



Everybody sing.... "I got the flower!"

[Penfold42]

"Chase me..." :eek:

[Kernow]

"Fe Fi Fo Fum......That'll stop Jack from stealing my goose !! "

[PropellerHeadCase]

I dun bort you deez purty flowaz!

[[email protected]]

i'll pick a winner tomorrow night, some good ones so far......

[Goodmix]

"... and it's got LED, and DMX cross-pollination and you can connect bunches of them together in a bouquet and you can hang in all different ways from the truss and it spins and fogs and it's cool."

[[email protected]]

It's time to announce the winner.


And the winner is..................

























http://www.blacktiedj.co.uk/images/7523.gif
























"Chase me..." :eek:


It's simple, yet v funny..


Well done. penmare.... :clap2:

Over to you...:D

[Penfold42]

Look at me......:D :D :D :D ...I thank you sir! :)

I'll have a look see in a bit....:)

[Excalibur]

Look at me......:D :D :D :D ...I thank you sir! :)

I'll have a look see in a bit....:)

Oh merde. :( :( :(
Alan, have you ever thought that naming a Mod as a winner could be construed as currying favour? :confused: :( :(

[andyw]

Oh merde. :( :( :(
Alan, have you ever thought that naming a Mod as a winner could be construed as currying favour? :confused: :( :(

surely just as easy for you to edit the post and make a mod the winner, one of the perks of being a mod:)

[[email protected]]

Oh merde. :( :( :(
Alan, have you ever thought that naming a Mod as a winner could be construed as currying favour? :confused: :( :(

Nope, and i don't even like curry;)

[rob1963]

Congratulations, Tony!

Any luck with the new pic yet?

[Penfold42]

Any luck with the new pic yet?

I don't have a lot of photos of me....:o

...I dug this one out ....see how you get on. :)

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"Dad, I told you not to use the sat-nav to find the nearest Tesco!"

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

"Chip thief still at large in Europe"

[rob1963]

"Dad...stop posing & find your screwdriver. I can't hold this door much longer"

[[email protected]]

"Junior thought his luck was in, until Dad reminded him it was left hand drive".

[Excalibur]

It was easier to find a bar at NADJ, than here.

[andyw]

your right dad it is a fantastic view from here,you really have to seat to believe it :bang:

[Tom]

"Dad can we go and get some chips?"

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

"Dad can we go and get some chips?"

:lol:

[Jiggles]

"Told you we should of stopped at that last petrol station!"

[PropellerHeadCase]

The re-casting of 'The Italian Job' was NOT going well.

[Penfold42]

...few good ones here.....i'll pick the winner on Wednesday....

....so still time. :)

[Kernow]

"The Von Trapp reunion was something of a dissapointment" ;)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Chip thief made to wear girls dress as punishment....

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

"Competition to see who can touch the car for the longest goes horribly wrong, as Father and son get glued to the door and roof"

[DeckstarDeluxe]

See son. I told you we didnt need sat nav. Now by my judgement skegness is just over that hill

[SC Events]

"Dad.....ARE we lost?"

[PropellerHeadCase]

After the 'The Fast and the Furious' franchise had run out of steam someone decided that 'The Slow and the Slightly Bemused' might be worth a crack.

[Penfold42]

Some good ones here......so
In 3rd place......

"Chip thief still at large in Europe"

In 2nd place

"Dad...stop posing & find your screwdriver. I can't hold this door much longer"

...and the winner......

http://www.blacktiedj.co.uk/images/7523.gif































































your right dad it is a fantastic view from here,you really have to seat to believe it :bang:


Really liked this one.....so over to you AndyW.

[Kernow]

"Dunno Son :confused: , but it was definitely hitched when we left home ...."

Whoops too late :(

[Penfold42]

"Dunno Son :confused: , but it was definitely hitched when we left home ...."

:Tumble: :Tumble: :Tumble: :Tumble: :Tumble:


:sj:

[andyw]

first i would like to thank my friends and family for all their support over the years,i would like to thank all the people for voting for me(or penmare should i say),it really is an honour for me.so thank you:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

now try this one

[Penfold42]

"......can you see my sweat marks?" :eek:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Hands up if you use Rightguard, hands down if you don't...

(Younger people may not know what the hell I am on about)!

[Penfold42]

:lol:....:o

[DeckstarDeluxe]

"hands up who loves class D's"

[Penfold42]

"I caught a fish the other day....and it was thiiiiiiissssss big."

[Jiggles]

RIGHT, whos the funny guy and turned off the gravity!

[DeckstarDeluxe]

Guy in black shirt :If you think all those led dots look bad wait til you see what Ive got behind me :P

[Excalibur]

" Right then, hands up who wants kebabs."

[Kernow]

"Back in the dressing room Fabio Capello's initiatives had clearly won him the support of the players"

[rob1963]

"Has anyone lost a pair of diamond earrings?"

[Kernow]

"Scotty & the crew of the Enterprise were astounded to see such a major malfunction of the transporter beam'

[PropellerHeadCase]

After attending a gender-equality workshop the man in the white shirt was trying to convince the other party goers to change the actions to Y.W.C.A. with little success.

[andyw]

some good ones that made me chuckle,i was going to go with daz and the right guard one but i'm too young to remember right guard,i did like that one best until i read this one for the secound time and finally got it( i am slow sometimes)







congratulations to





After attending a gender-equality workshop the man in the white shirt was trying to convince the other party goers to change the actions to Y.W.C.A. with little success.

i did think about disqualifying you for thinking we would dare to play that song though ,don't know how you worked it out:)

[rob1963]

Congratulations, Al!

:bowdown:

[rob1963]

Someone give Al a nudge!

:D

[andyw]

come on al wake upor are you embarrassed at knowing the moves to ymca so well:)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Sorry lads, been working this weekend, will find something sharpish...


...here we go:

[Tom]

"look out....it's behind you.......seriously"

[DeckstarDeluxe]

little jonny would later regret carrying bacon in his back pocket.

[andyw]

i wish people would stop banging on about going to specsavers

[Kernow]

"Bring-a-pet day at school was an extraordinary experience for the staff"

[Kernow]

"No one had told the pageboy it was a Vectis wedding" :)

[Excalibur]

" If you think that looks rough, you should see the one I pulled last week Dad. ;) :D "

[Penfold42]

"Hey ! Witch Doctor ! Give us the magic word !!"

All right, you go ooo, eee, ooo, ahah, ting, tang, Walla, walla, bang bang !
.....ooo, eee, ooo, ahah, ting, tang, Walla, walla, bang bang !


:sofa:

[Excalibur]

"Mum? Do you remember Dad having an argument with that Witch Doctor fella? "

[Kernow]

"Somehow, the small furry pet his daddy told him was a hamster, had found the lunchbox in his rucksack.....and scoffed the whole lot after midnight" :eek:

[PropellerHeadCase]

little jonny would later regret carrying bacon in his back pocket.

That's Joshi, by the way ;)

[PropellerHeadCase]

Really? Is that it? Come on guys!

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

"No son, Your having a dog like the other normal children"

[PropellerHeadCase]

I couldn't choose between two... fortunately they're from the same person...



"Bring-a-pet day at school was an extraordinary experience for the staff"


"No one had told the pageboy it was a Vectis wedding" :)


Go, Kernow!

[secretDISCO]

Daddy, are you sure you can put ALL this through as expenses. :D

[Penfold42]

Bit late. :p

[Excalibur]

Bit late. :p

Could be an early psychic entry for Kernow's piccy?

[Penfold42]

http://www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/Hong-Kong-Phooey-cartoon.jpg

[Excalibur]

http://www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/Hong-Kong-Phooey-cartoon.jpg

Tony, it's not your turn. ;)
( Looking good in the piccy, have you been working out? :confused: )

[Penfold42]

Fit as a butchers dog.....my body is a temple - a temple to budda! :p

[Excalibur]

Fit as a butchers dog.....my body is a temple - a temple to budda! :p

I've been past the restaurant.

http://www.fatbuddharestaurant.com/

[Jiggles]

Been here! http://www.fatmamasonline.com/ WILL make you fat!!! Half a cow as a burger!

[Excalibur]

Hurry up Kernow, we're in danger of going off topic while we await your offering ! :D :D

[andyw]

Hurry up Kernow, we're in danger of going off topic while we await your offering ! :D :D

yes come on
it's kernow or never:eek:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Can someone censure AndyW? That was dreadful.

[Kernow]

Ok....here it is :o

[Excalibur]

No!!

[Kernow]

No!!

A good start :D :beer1:

[Excalibur]

"Take my daughter, take my house, my money, anything! For the love of all that's Holy, just stop Max posting all this drivel! :( :( "

" Er, I think you'd actually be wanting to speak to my Daughter, young man. "

" I'll do anything to play this gig, anything. "

"And you can really get me on Britain's got talent? "

" Er, can you help? My knees have locked. :o "

[secretDISCO]

Cat Stevens gig has low ticket sales................:D

[Corabar Steve]

Renee & Renato the wilderness years

[PropellerHeadCase]

"While my guitar gently cuts off the circulation to my left leg"

[Kernow]

INELIGIBLE ............I know :)

"Very nice....but you still need to tidy this bedroom !! "

or

"Spare £2.60 for a can of Special Brew Miss ?"

[Kernow]

OK The quality makes up for the lack of quantity.

FINAL CALL for contributions........ 24 Hours from now I'll announce a winner :cool:

[Kernow]

Hard decision but the winner is ........................











:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:






Cat Stevens gig has low ticket sales................:D


Time to reveal Secret ;)

[rob1963]

Congratulations Secret!

Kernow...I'm surprised you revealed the winner if it's a secret!

:D

[Kernow]

Congratulations Secret!

Kernow...I'm surprised you revealed the winner if it's a secret!

:D




:

Time to reveal Secret ;)


:p :D :D :D

[secretDISCO]

I'm SOOOooooo happy.....Its the first thing i've ever won sob sob.
Anyway I've been away for a few days and just logged on....so very quickly found this:

5631

[Kernow]

"With the falling exchange rate of the rouble, TaTu had made their new video a little less spectacular than previously'

[PropellerHeadCase]

The white slave trade was out in the open and a lot friendlier than in previous years.

[PropellerHeadCase]

The Window-Shopping and People-Watching expedition had taken an unexpected turn.

[Excalibur]

We can still carry more kit in this than Justin's new van.

[Daryll]

I live up there , reckon you can push me.

[UltraBeat Entertainment]

The cashier couldn't find the barcode, so i got it for free:coat:

[Pe7e]

I know you only live down there, and I live at the top of that hill, but it's your fault I broke my heel, and you're pushing me home, right!

[rob1963]

"This is all wrong. The phychiatrist said you're a BASKET case!"

[DeckstarDeluxe]

"is that darren and rob booking into a hotel room"

[secretDISCO]

And the winner is...........

















Well Done Rob !!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:





"This is all wrong. The phychiatrist said you're a BASKET case!"

[rob1963]

Whoaaaa...thanks Secret! :D :D :D

Next one:

5638

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

After too many quiz nights without a microphone Rob found himself a little horse :taxi:

[rob1963]

:doh:

[secretDISCO]

NEWS-NEWS-NEWS-NEWS-NEWS

"Janet Street Porter in floods of tears after finding her long lost sister"

:D :D :D :D :D

[secretDISCO]

OR


"after indepth arguement with "The Godfather", I found this on my pillow when i woke up this morning"


OR

WHAT!!!!! you never seen a one eared horse before??

[PropellerHeadCase]

Why the long face?



Geee, Wilbur.



Favourite movie? 'Gigi'



Gimme peanut butter!

[andyw]

how much for a cheap disco,will you do it for a pony

[DeckstarDeluxe]

In her first public apperance since the spilt from her husband, Jordan was in good form.

[Kernow]

"I've had a right mare today :( .... and I'm having another tomorrow !! :D "

(Straight from the horses mouth) ;)

[Excalibur]

" Not take a spare microphone? You're having a larf! " :eek:

[rob1963]

Last call for any late entries before I announce the winner.

[Pe7e]

Say Argggg ? Neigh vet Neigh

[rob1963]

Ladies and gentlemen.....It's the moment you've all been waiting for.










The winner is.....




















5744





















After too many quiz nights without a microphone Rob found himself a little horse :taxi:

Congratulations, Darren!

:clap:

[andyw]

FIX, :)

congratulations, darren

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Right....a choice of three here.

I have just been scanning in some old photos, so no laughing. :boxer2:

[Charlie Brown]

Would anyone care to explain this game and the rules. I'm feeling very left out :o :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Would anyone care to explain this game and the rules. I'm feeling very left out :o :D :D :D

Look at the picture (s) and make a caption up, preferably funny or clever. And yes, this is your chance to be very rude about me without any comeback. ;)

[Jiggles]

Crikey!! its Michael Barrymore in the bottom photo! :D:D

[DeckstarDeluxe]

pic one = sour croute :D

[andyw]

picture 3
i am too embarassed to come out of the pool look at picture 2 for the reason:)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

picture 3
i am too embarassed to come out of the pool look at picture 2 for the reason:)

I wondered how long it would be before someone noticed picture 2. :D

[andyw]

i thought we didn't like willy waving on this forum:eek:

[Kernow]

Pic#1 "Food served from this Barbecue may contain traces of Nuts !" :eek:

;) :D

[Penfold42]

Picture 1 = "B&Q launch the new gnome range.....called smile you :Censored: "

Picture 2 = "Well hello............" :eek:

Picture 3 = "Who's trumped.....?"

[Excalibur]

Darren was now ready for the Reading Iron Man competition. Three arduous legs, comprising Extreme Barbecuing, Mixed Sex Hill Climbing, and finally the 25 metre swim! :eek:

Edit: Pic 2. Interrogative, two words, (3,4). ;) :eek: :o :o

[PropellerHeadCase]

1: The early years pic Ricky Gervais didn't want getting out, strangely it's ALSO the early years pic that Andy Parsons didn't want coming out.

2: Daz couldn't understand why after the long hike everyone was calling him c.ck of the walk.

3: Daz's before photo. Before he took up DJing, and thus doner kebabs and beer, full time.

[secretDISCO]

Pic1: McDonalds open new store in Great Outer Mongolia.

Pic2: Global warming takes effect on Blackpool Beach

Pic3 "I love me.....who do you love"?

[Pe7e]

#Pic 1
I said 'bring some food we're having a barbie' NOT 'bring your barbie we're out of food'!!!

[DeckstarDeluxe]

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wakey wakey eggs and bakey darren ;)

[rob1963]

Bump!

:D

[SC Events]

I don't think anyone's listening (or reading) Rob.

Come on Darren, announce the winner! :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

....still waiting for a funny one :sj:

[rob1963]

....still waiting for a funny one :sj:

I guess that's the end of this thread, then!

:shrug:

[Excalibur]

I guess that's the end of this thread, then!

:shrug:

For you Jamesy, the thread is over. ( In a mock German accent ) :D :D

[rob1963]

For you Jamesy, the thread is over. ( In a mock German accent ) :D :D

:handbag:

[PropellerHeadCase]

....still waiting for a funny one :sj:

Mine were funny, Darren!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Mine were funny, Darren!

Were they? ;)

[Mark Wild]

Pic 2: Got wood?

[Excalibur]

Pic 2: Got wood?

I've got to be less subtle. See post#947. ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Mark Wild]

Pic 2: Got wood?



I've got to be less subtle. See post#947. ;) ;) ;) ;)



Pic 2. Interrogative, two words, (3,4). ;) :eek: :o :o

Never was any good at crosswords, especially in your language :p

(Happy birthday btw :beer1:)

[Kernow]

....still waiting for a funny one :sj:

Surely in these circumstances, and in the interests of continuity, you will sadly need to select the best of the least-amusing ? ;)

:D

[rob1963]

Surely in these circumstances, and in the interests of continuity, you will sadly need to select the best of the least-amusing ? ;)

:D

Seems like a plan!

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Pic 3.

Darren, hides his embarrassment with a cheesy smile at the thought of nearly being photographed on 3 separate occaisons wearing the same black and white shorts.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Pic 3.

Darren, hides his embarrassment with a cheesy smile at the thought of nearly being photographed on 3 separate occaisons wearing the same black and white shorts.

Good spotting! That's priceless :Laugh:

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Pic Two

Darren was enjoying his holiday, even thought everyone was mistaking him for a tanned looking Todd Carty.

Is it just me or is there a likeness there?

:sofa: :taxi:

[dmckaraoke]

Ok just slightly off topic Pic 3...Is that a common posse for a picture on holiday as i have just noticed that ever year im on holiday i have the excact same picture...

[andyw]

Ok just slightly off topic Pic 3...Is that a common posse for a picture on holiday as i have just noticed that ever year im on holiday i have the excact same picture...

not if you have neglected your body like me :)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Ok just slightly off topic Pic 3...Is that a common posse for a picture on holiday as i have just noticed that ever year im on holiday i have the excact same picture...

I don't remember being on holiday with you? :p

[andyw]

I don't remember being on holiday with you? :p

we now know the founder member of the daz's fanclub or maybe you have a stalker:)

[PropellerHeadCase]

I have an extremely harsh and unkind caption for pic 3 and I'm not going to post it :D (See? I can exhibit self-control at times.)

[andyw]

I have an extremely harsh and unkind caption for pic 3 and I'm not going to post it :D (See? I can exhibit self-control at times.)

you can't leave it like that post it quick and let's hope you don't get banned, or you could just pm it to everyone but daz:)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

we now know the founder member of the daz's fanclub or maybe you have a stalker:)

I this an entry into the caption competition still? :p :D :eek:

[andyw]

I this an entry into the caption competition still? :p :D :eek:

no ,but surprised the cheque i sent to you to let me win hasn't cleared yet, you will have to wait a bit longer for my rubber plant to grow another leaf before i can send you some more cheques:)

[PropellerHeadCase]

you can't leave it like that post it quick and let's hope you don't get banned, or you could just pm it to everyone but daz:)

Nope, I actually quite like Darren, not to mention the forum, it really probably isn't worth it... not entirely sure just exactly how thick-skinned Daz is :D

[Pe7e]

Bump