Caption Competition

[Corabar Steve]

Me & a mate on the Saturday night at the NABD Rally a few weeks back


Answers on a postcard to.....

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

"Are you sure you haven't stolen the sleeves to my leather jacket?"

[Ricesnaps]

Sung: "You're way to beautiful....."

[Penfold42]

''I'm better at robotics and moon-walking than you are.....''

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

As this is a competition, what's the prize then?

[Vectis]

"You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful... it's true" :p

[Paul James Promotions]

"I know you from somewhere"

[Penfold42]

The Self-Righteous Brothers -

''Oi! Armstrong! NO!!!.....and if Fat boy was here....i'd say Oi....no FAT BOY don't play your rubbish here...."

[Corabar Steve]

As this is a competition, what's the prize then?

I was thinking one years free membership to this forum :sj:

[Tonsk]

"Dude, you're C3PO is rubbish"

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I was thinking one years free membership to this forum :sj:

Ooooooooh, let's hope I win then. :rolleyes:

[funkymike]

You aint seen me! right

[Tom]

"you are my partner as well as my lover"

[Jiggles]

Who the hell are you??!?!

[Shakermaker Promotions]

"Don't break my heart, my achey breakey heart...I just don't think you'd understand...."

[Tom]

"Don't break my heart, my achey breakey heart...I just don't think you'd understand...."

pmsl


"the one that i want, you are the one i want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey"

[Sapphire Disco]

Steve is saying , look I was doing some plumbing yesterday and I got this olive stuck on me finger.

[Thames Valley Discos]

Listen Mohamed ! i'm not Jesus!

[Thames Valley Discos]

So who have you come as?

or

Look pal, do you realise how silly you look in that hat?

[Jiggles]

What did i say to you!! Tell your kids to stop calling me Jesus!!!

Or


Do you call that a bike!!! Its like a push bike for petes sake.

[Shakermaker Promotions]

"Do you come to the Blue Oyster club often?"

[Tom]

"you and me equal FUN FUN FUN"

[Penfold42]

''I ain't getting on no plane foooool......''

[Tom]

"it must be love, love, love" dah dah. :lol:

[Tom]

So Steve, how are they all. Seen anything you like. Plus im not hinting


but still its early days yet

[Corabar Steve]

There's a few good ones, but no clear winner yet.

[Penfold42]

''....and i played the main roll in 'A Man Called Horse'........''

[Corabar Steve]

Keep 'em coming. the winner supplies the next picture.

Will be announced Sunday night.

[Thames Valley Discos]

Today Matthew i'm CAT STEVENS

[rob1963]

Today Matthew i'm CAT STEVENS

:lol:


...or should that be Yusuf Islam?

[Penfold42]

''.......No, No, NO.....Pizza hut comes first...then KENTUCKEY FRIED CHICKEN...then Mc Donalds............GOT IT!!!!''

[flatliners]

look you i told you a hundred times thats the worst impression of david brent from the office and you carnt even do the dance

or
you can have this boogie on the end of my finger if you buy me a pint

or
go on pull my finger

or
the one who smelt it dealt it

[Corabar Steve]

& the winner is............................

















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What did i say to you!! Tell your kids to stop calling me Jesus!!!

Right Callum, the prize is it's your turn. Post up a photo (preferably with you in it) for the next round.

[Penfold42]

Keep 'em coming. the winner supplies the next picture.

Will be announced Sunday night.


& the winner is............................

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Right Callum, the prize is it's your turn. Post up a photo (preferably with you in it) for the next round.

Are we a bit early?????
Got all excited did we...????:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

No, merely remembered I'm out tonight.

[Sam]

No, merely remembered I'm out tonight.

stop taking those drugs then...
*boomboom*

[Corabar Entertainment]

So,come on Callum.... where's your offering? :D

[Sam]

he's too busy dreaming about his mac which is coming virus free.. where as a new viao laptop apparently isn't virus free:-P

Callluuummmm... piiiccture please... :-)

[Corabar Steve]

Or we'll get Shaun to photoshop one

[Dragonfly]

"Ok my jacket maybe my sisters but at least my heads not on fire"

thats for the first one

[Corabar Steve]

Come on Callum we're waiting.

[Jiggles]

OOH sorry fokes!!! :eek: ill get one up in a min!

[Jiggles]

here it is this is the best one i could find!!


FOUND ONE!!

We are apple picking :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

I managed to miss this thread, unfortunately... my immedate thought for Steve's pic was: "The Cheech and Chong re-union tour wasn't going so well..."

Anyway, to Callum...

Callum's dad had to duck to avoid being smacked by his cartoonishly large appendage.

[Sam]

Don't worry dad.... I'll get the monkey that knicked your wig

[NeilP]

'Come on, join in........ Ride a c@ck horse to banbury cross.....'

No?

[Thames Valley Discos]

i'm telling you dad, we'll never make a lighting rig out of these!!!!!!!!!!

[Adam_F]

"I'm on, quick, pass me my ski's!"

[Tom]

"dad, quickly get them before the dogs do"

[Corabar Steve]

I don't know how I caught it either, but it's a whopper!

[Dragonfly]

"Tom honestly believed that the sport of bird fishing would one day be entered into the olympics so started training now"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Callum had misunderstood when asked if he wanted to play 'copse and robbers'.


Callum's attempt at pole-vaulting was about to get uncomfortable.

[Thames Valley Discos]

" well atleast there are no stairs"

[Penfold42]

''....let's see how David Attenborough likes poking with a stick instead...''

[Corabar Steve]

I dub thee Sir Knight

[Jiggles]

i havent seen any good ones yet!

[Corabar Steve]

Are you sure this is how you make a lightning conductor

[PropellerHeadCase]

i havent seen any good ones yet!

Nothing to do with the picture of course ;)


"How d'you like them apples?"

[Dragonfly]

Callum found Rod very easily but Jane and Freddy were much better at hide and seek

[Tom]

"this stick is usless. i wish i had my laser and i could burn the branch down"

[Corabar Steve]

So let me get this stright, if I rub 2 sticks together I get fire?

[Dragonfly]

"Callum was doing really well at the local fairs hook-a-dog game 3 goes for a pound and he'd already got one."

[Dragonfly]

"dad I told you the dog would be flaming useless can we take him back to the R.S.P.C.A and get the monkey?"

[Startrax Disco]

Dad i'm sure the caddy said it landed up there, but i'm just gonna chip it back on to the fairway.....

[PropellerHeadCase]

What no-one but Callum knew was that if he stopped propping up that tree the whole forest was going to fall over :eek:

[Jiggles]

hmm hmm ill have to ponder on these! :D

[Dragonfly]

don't ponder too long its now 11 days :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

soory wast my fault my dad had to cancil the internet! (needed to change the name!)

[Jiggles]

AND THE WINNER IS...............



























''....let's see how David Attenborough likes poking with a stick instead...''


Well done. Post up your caption picture now :D:D

[Penfold42]

I've won something.............:D
Oh poo.....now i've got to find a photo..........:eek:

[Jiggles]

I've won something.............:D
Oh poo.....now i've got to find a photo..........:eek:


yey!! :D :D :D :rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

Tonys wife proved herself beyond doubt as the worlds strongest woman by lifting her husband , both her children and a motorbike using only her thumb and forefinger.

[Penfold42]

Tonys wife proved herself beyond doubt as the worlds strongest woman by lifting her husband , both her children and a motorbike using only her thumb and forefinger.

:confused: :confused:
I delated......sorry looking for a more suitable one......not thinking.

Well spotted Daz...:o

[Penfold42]

I'm a bit limited at the moment because the hard drive is still down - awaiting delivery......
This is funny....try this......

[Dragonfly]

Tony was having great difficulty "thinking outside the box"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Tony was having great difficulty "thinking outside the box"

:D I think you may have to find a picture yourself, now, mate. That's hilarious.

[Tom]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Excalibur]

"Tony wondered if he would ever be able to cure his terrible Agorophobia."

[Dragonfly]

Tony was upset that his wife had said he had let himself go since their wedding day ...... so decided to take up boxing

[PropellerHeadCase]

No-one ever actually got the Pictionary answer: "Boxing Clever".

[PropellerHeadCase]

Tony was thinking of changing his name to Jack.

[Dragonfly]

Tony thought that a fool proof way to escape the asylum was to disguise himself as a delivery.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Tony's audition for The Box Tops had hit a snag.

[PropellerHeadCase]

This recently uncovered photo shows why the programme's producers chose to animate Max Headroom.

[Corabar Steve]

It's just not cricket

[Tom]

"playing hide and seek by myself simply wasn't the same"

[Dragonfly]

Tony was in now way put off that the tortoise costume the shop sent for his works do said age 5-6

[Penfold42]

How long does this run.........??:)

[Dragonfly]

How long does this run.........??:)

26 miles ... its a marathon .... or is that a snickers :D :D :D

in all seriousness I believe Callums ran for 10 days.

[Corabar Steve]

a week or there abouts

[dannyboy]

When my boss ordered a "DJ in a Box" starter kit for his sons birthday, this wasn't quite what he expected!

[soundtracker]

I'm not sure this bottox is all its cracked up to be!

[Dragonfly]

bored with the day job Tony decided to create his own living in a box tribute band.

[Penfold42]

The winner.....






































Tony was having great difficulty "thinking outside the box"


:D I think you may have to find a picture yourself, now, mate. That's hilarious.

I agree........but they were all good...:)

[Dragonfly]

ok bit of a halloween one for the upcoming witching hour....

[Dragonfly]

"The MDD AGM had gone as well as could have been expected"

[dannyboy]

"The last client that booked me for their halloween party didn't passout when I gave him out bill!!"

[Penfold42]

Complete chaos on the Michael Jackson 'Thriller' re-make set....

[Dragonfly]

all of a sudden the "loctite on the inside of the halloween mask" practical joke didnt seem funny anymore

[Penfold42]

all of a sudden the "loctite on the inside of the halloween mask" practical joke didnt seem funny anymore

Are you allowed to enter.......:confused:

[Dragonfly]

Are you allowed to enter.......:confused:

thats a rubbish one and won't win :D :D :D was just getting peoples creative juices flowing ....

over to you guys.....

[Penfold42]

''.......i told him not to eat to many sweet's....''

[Corabar Steve]

I'll go for the obvious


Oh my god! You've killed him!!

[Jiggles]

I told you not to throw that rotten egg!! Now see what you did, you knocked him out! We are now going to have to hide the body! Thanks!!!!!!!

[Corabar Steve]

I didn't think we'd scare him that much!

[Jiggles]

I have heard of the phrase "You scared me to death" but i never thought it would happen.

[Corabar Steve]

The Halloween leapfrog contest wasn't going quite to plan

[Jiggles]

Oh bugger i have forgotten my costume!


Other Two: GET HIM!!!

[Corabar Steve]

Don't move I've dropped my contact lens

[Jiggles]

Halloween version of musical bumps but it has all went drastically wrong with "Brian" who has fallen in to a laughing fit!

[Tom]

"it wasn't me"

[Corabar Steve]

Who farted?

[Jiggles]

Quick get the matches this is going to be a big one.

[Tom]

"pfft there it is, pfft there it is"

[Penfold42]

Quick get the matches this is going to be a big one.

LMAO.............i see what you get up to then......:D :D :D :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Initial attempts at re-branding the Cluedo characters seemed short of expectations.

[Penfold42]

Dave could now reach the higher notes thanks to tightening his under crackers............

[PropellerHeadCase]

Wolfman wished that Michael would stop singing so that he could actually enjoy his freshly deceased meal in peace.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Teenwolf Home Alone with Michael Jackson.

[Dragonfly]

And the winner .................................




The Halloween leapfrog contest wasn't going quite to plan

[djsteve10]

Get out of my Tee-Pee

[Corabar Steve]

OK, I'll dig a new one out tomorrow

[Corabar Steve]

Get out of my Tee-Pee

I haven't posted one yet!

[Tom]

:lol: wait your turn

[djsteve10]

I haven't posted one yet!

lol i was referring to the other 1 what you had posted.... Just had to say it

[Corabar Steve]

Here we go

[Dragonfly]

when the investigations had dried up thelma and shaggy decided on a money making sideline from the back of the mystery machine :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :beer1:

[rob1963]

Wow Dave, that's spooky...I was going to say:

"Producers deny budget cuts for the remake of Scooby Doo - The Movie"


How about:

"Portaloo company deny their products have been leaking"

[Dragonfly]

Steve really wished he had passed on the marquee wedding gig.

[rob1963]

"The phantom foot remover strikes again"

[Dragonfly]

Steve was amazed at the amount of liquid a can of beer actually held

[rob1963]

Dave...looks like it's just you & me entering this one!

[djsteve10]

The New series of shameless

[Penfold42]

''.........see told you Steve couldn't walk on water...........''

[Dragonfly]

the modern day reinactment of the crucifiction was merely postponed until jusus finished his beer.

[Penfold42]

Y're barred (http://www.johnsmiths.co.uk/adverts/index.htm)........

[Jiggles]

Err I have a sinking feeling!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Promoters were worried as attendance at Glasto had seriously dropped off.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Mooted cover for The Wurzels' remake of Ladysmith Black Mambazo 'Homeless'.

[robbiedj]

Keep walking, the portable dance floor IS here somewhere.

[PropellerHeadCase]

The signs were s'posed to have said 'Wallies'.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

The signs were s'posed to have said 'Wallies'.

Did you realise Angela is in that photo too? :eek:

[Penfold42]

Did you realise Angela is in that photo too? :eek:

That the best you can do Daz....:p

[Tom]

"anyone for a swim???"

[Penfold42]

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain well never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together
Play the game, fight the fight
But whats the point on a beautiful night?
Arm in arm, hand in hand
We all stand together
:D :D :D

[Tom]

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain well never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together
Play the game, fight the fight
But whats the point on a beautiful night?
Arm in arm, hand in hand
We all stand together
:D :D :D

where did you take that from. :p :D

[Dragonfly]

good old mr. mccartney thats where...

[Penfold42]

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRy318lhSAk)......enjoy.....:D

[Penfold42]

good old mr. mccartney thats where...

Yep.....when he had a spare few bob..........:eek: :zip:

[Tom]

"hey everyone he a foney, a big fat foney". :lol: now where did i take that from.


sorry its off topic. lol

[Penfold42]

Many rivers to cross
But I can't seem to find my way over
Wandering I am lost as I travel along
The white cliffs of dover
Many rivers to cross and it's only my will
That keeps me alive
I've been licked, washed up for years and,
I merely survive because of my ''fullars london pride''.

:sofa:

[Excalibur]

Next time we're taking the ferry!

[Corabar Steve]

Did you realise Angela is in that photo too? :eek:

& her ex-husband

[PropellerHeadCase]

Did you realise Angela is in that photo too? :eek:

Yes! And?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Yes! And?

Nothing. You are obviously far too clever and wordy for me to comment. :rolleyes:

[Tom]

does anybody notice that steve is much more dirty then the other two???

"now, im an emergancy dont forget to stop, drop, roll and drink more beer"

[rob1963]

does anybody notice that steve is much more dirty then the other two???

Are you referring to his clothes or his mind?

[Tom]

well..... not to sure really. :lol:

but his clothes yeah.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Nothing. You are obviously far too clever and wordy for me to comment. :rolleyes:

No doubt :p


In NZ 'wally' is not really gender-specific as a term for someone who is socially awkward and possibly a little slow. (Don't worry Steve I'm kicking my own arse, on your behalf, for that one :D )

Right, to the captions...

The game of musical treasure hunt was going well, they'd found Mud... only a T-Rex left to go.

[Penfold42]

''Does my bum look big in this....''
:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :D

[Dragonfly]

Angela now had a full understanding of what the fellas call "beer goggles"

[Penfold42]

Squadron Leader Roger Bartlett ("Big X" to freinds) told them to get rid of the dirt on the ground in the vegtable patch and not near the toilets....!!

[Corabar Steve]

Any more before I decide?

[Dragonfly]

Any more before I decide?

milk it steve milk it :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Milk!!!

I thought it was mud...........:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Its the Itchy and Clatchy show!

[rob1963]

"Ladies & gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the man with the results......(drum roll)......it's Corobar Steveeeee!"

:D

[Penfold42]

Is that your best cheesy disco voice...................:D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Is that your best cheesy disco voice...................:D :D :D :D

Indeed it was...couldn't you tell?

:p

[Corabar Steve]

& the winner is........................

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"The phantom foot remover strikes again"

[Penfold42]

& the winner is........................
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I've been Robbed...................:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[Jiggles]

COH!!! That's the worst pun for ages! :D:D :p

[rob1963]

Whoaaaaa....thanks Steve!

What do I win? :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, I don't have any pics...so I'll let someone else put up the next one.

[Penfold42]

Whoaaaaa....thanks Steve!

What do I win? :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, I don't have any pics...so I'll let someone else put up the next one.

What......:eek: ....why not put one of your pirate photo's up then...:)

[rob1963]

Oh yeah...that's an idea!

[Penfold42]

Oh yeah...that's an idea!

:thumbsup:

[rob1963]

Ahhh...I've just tried clicking on a couple of the pics on the pirate radio website so I can save one & upload it here, but I couldn't, as the person who made the site has disabled right-click.

:(

I'll see if I can find something else to scan in & upload

[Jiggles]

you can get round that Rob :D

[rob1963]

Ok...how about this one?

2918

[Dragonfly]

spot the monkey?

[Jiggles]

I can only see 3 monkeys wheres rob???

[Dragonfly]

Please bare in mind this is very tongue in cheek Rob and meant totally as a joke ...

"the teams at Robs latest quiz night were totally baffled as they couldnt read being monkeys and all"

[PropellerHeadCase]

Evolution isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Dragonfly]

Robs new roadies were flippin useless

[PropellerHeadCase]

Rob only posted this so he could say "Macaque! Macaque!" on the forum without being censored.

[PropellerHeadCase]

The piece de resistance (please note the slightly altered lyrics ;) ):

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy quizzing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy quizzing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us D & J,
We're the young-ish generation,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there

Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy quizzing
To put anybody down.

(break)

Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy quizzing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us D & J,
We're the young-ish generation,
And we've got something to say.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys,
You never know where we'll be found.
so you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys
Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys

[Penfold42]

Evolution isn't all it's cracked up to be.

:lol:
:zip:

I know it's hot but why is he wet......

[Dragonfly]

Rob felt that it was a little unfair that the other contestants in "im a dj get me out of here" were obviously more experienced in jungle living than him

[Dragonfly]

Despite extensive questioning Rob could not get to the bottom of which of his new friends had the weak bladder.

[Penfold42]

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees


Toooooooo Slow......... :D

[Penfold42]

'His tails not that big....look!!'

[Dragonfly]

after watching the show for years robs meet and greet with the cast of monkey magic was a total anti climax

[Dragonfly]

"Right on the count of three you kick him in the goolies and i'll nick his wallet"

[Penfold42]

"Right on the count of three you kick him in the goolies and i'll nick his wallet"

FLMAO...........:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Oh, wait...

[PropellerHeadCase]

Rob hadn't understood the DJ booking scam... the client had said, "monkey is no object".

[rob1963]

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

Well done guys...some great ones so far.

Keem 'em coming!

:D

[Dragonfly]

Rob was sure this was the adress in Nigeria that was on the original enquiry

[Jiggles]

you distract him and ill push him in.

[rob1963]

"I don't think his anti-perspirant's working"

[Dragonfly]

And to my right we see a fine example of a typical Surrey bride and groom

[PropellerHeadCase]

Is this the "Sweet dep line"? Which one of you monkeys is packin' me Rizla?

[Jiggles]

Monkey + Monkey = Rob



:D:D:D

[Penfold42]

"I don't think his anti-perspirant's working"

Yea we know.................:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Jiggles]

COH Whats that smell? :D:D

[Dragonfly]

Would the real slim monkey please stand up , please stand up

[Dragonfly]

christ almighty jim i didn't think they would really shave you on your stag do

[Jiggles]

OK I hope you know why use 3 are in here!? It was for nicking that old womans bag of peanuts!

[Penfold42]

'..........sling your hook son....i'm waiting for the third one....'

or

'See it is cold - there on the floor.........look!!.'

[Excalibur]

You see, I told you that Witchdoctor couldn't turn us into monkeys!

[Corabar Steve]

Rob, you're not supposed to post captions for your own pics :sj:



Peter Butterworth's screen test for Carry on up the jungle

[rob1963]

Rob, you're not supposed to post captions for your own pics :sj:

NOW you tell me!


Peter Butterworth's screen test for Carry on up the jungle

:Laugh:

[Corabar Steve]

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil

[rob1963]

You all have until 6.00pm today, when the winner will be announced.

[Penfold42]

''I've met David Attenborough............but who's this pillock!''

[Corabar Steve]

The new design for table football players didn't really cut it

[Penfold42]

Rob - '.........and you charge peanut's for a disco.....'

[Jiggles]

Robs new friends

[Corabar Steve]

"I think we're going to need some more help Horace, this pole is stuck up there good & proper"

[Penfold42]

"I think we're going to need some more help Horace, this pole is stuck up there good & proper"

:lol:

[Tom]

Ok...how about this one?

2918

"hello and welcome to blind date"

[Dragonfly]

Rob felt there was too many cowboy and pirate djs out there so in a bid to be different went on a course to be ...... a monkey dj

[Dragonfly]

"OI DJ welcome to the monkey house????? ...... are you taking the :Censored: ..... outside now"

[Jiggles]

Robs new roadies didn't crack up to to be what they said!

[Dragonfly]

Robs new roadies were flippin useless


Robs new roadies didn't crack up to to be what they said!

:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

[Jiggles]

:lol: Different wording :p Might be funnier :D:D:D:

[Tom]

looks like someone has not been reading the posts correctly. :lol:

[Sam]

:Spam: :Spam: :Spam: :Spam:
looks like someone has not been reading the posts correctly. :lol:
;)

[rob1963]

And the winner is......................

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Evolution isn't all it's cracked up to be.

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

Congratulations Al!

[PropellerHeadCase]

I had the vaguest feeling you'd like that, Rob, now the onus is on me to find a pic of me, which might be hard as I usually wield the camera.

Would a pic of my kids be acceptable? I do have a couple of me, but they're really not likely to be the source of much hilarity :(

[Excalibur]

I had the vaguest feeling you'd like that, Rob, now the onus is on me to find a pic of me, which might be hard as I usually wield the camera.

I do have a couple of me, but they're really not likely to be the source of much hilarity :(

Let us be the judge of that! We can usually find something to laugh at.:p

[PropellerHeadCase]

Fair enough, give me a minute.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Have at it...

[Jiggles]

007 on the case :D:D

[Dragonfly]

right kids welcome to the first day of circus training .... whos first?

[Dragonfly]

The New Zealand S.A.S. successfully captured the enemy strong hold

[Dragonfly]

Maverick vowed never to sing "you've lost that loving feeling" to an instructor ever again.

[Corabar Steve]

That's never gonna fit down this barrel

[Excalibur]

Having been left in charge of the children, Alan made sure he had adequate firepower to deter that pesky Ice Cream Van.

[Excalibur]

Alan wondered if he should have got the more portable confetti cannon.

[PropellerHeadCase]

OK, two laugh-worthy attempts so far... keep 'em comin'.

[Penfold42]

Hard as he tried...he could not get the hang of the C&A catalouge pose right!!

[Corabar Steve]

Cannon? What cannon?

[Dragonfly]

right lads keep your eyes on the dancefloor , when daddy switches his new UV cannon on you will see every pair of girls pants for 25 miles ...

[rob1963]

"Tommy's here, but I wonder Bobby's got to?"

[Dragonfly]

for some reason Alan never had a problem with dicipline at childrens parties.

[PropellerHeadCase]

For the sake of accuracy, the older one is Josh (aka Posh) and the younger is Rebekkah (aka Bekkah, or just Bex).

[rob1963]

Al,

Are you a fan of football or the Spice Girls, by any chance?

:rolleyes:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Nope, we just think it's endlessly hilarious for him to be Posh and for her to be Bex... the whole "Posh" thing came about from calling him Joshi-Poshi for no obvious good reason other than that's what you do with kids.

Anyhoo...

[Dragonfly]

For the sake of accuracy, the older one is Josh (aka Posh) and the younger is Rebekkah (aka Bekkah, or just Bex).

"Right dad which members of the forum was it thought i was a boy?!!"