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[Corabar Steve]

Have you ever googled specsavers.......in images?

Try it ! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Anyone seen the new ad on the telly?

PMSL

[Excalibur]

Anyone seen the new ad on the telly?

PMSL

Yes. Very funny.


:mad: :D

Highway robbery my butt... ;)

I think you forgot to finish that post Darren. And your spelling and punctuation are slipping too.

" Highway Robbery? My, but you're becoming perceptive in your old age"

Is that what you meant to say? :confused: :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Funny you should say that. ;) ;) Mail us a fiver, and I'll tell you where he's gone now. ;) ;) :D :D :D


....if I could just find my wallet....:p

I know now.....and post #4 is superb with one hell of a smilie on it......PMSL! :D

[Corabar Steve]

Bernie Rhodes knows.....


DON'T ARGUE!

[Dragonfly]

HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEESSSSS JOHNNNNNNNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[rob1963]

OMG.....It's DAVE!

:welcome2: :D :D :D

How the devil are you, old bean?

[Corabar Entertainment]

Wahay!!!!!!!

Welcome back Dave!

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[Dragonfly]

OMG.....It's DAVE!

:welcome2: :D :D :D

How are you, old bean?

Alright bud been one heck of a roller coaster 12 months which is still in a million pieces all around me but hey ho , onwards and upwards. :D :D :D

[SC Events]

Nice to see you again Dave :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

awww ta very much Ange it's been waaaay too long.

[Corabar Entertainment]

awww ta very much Ange it's been waaaay too long.
Too true :rose:

[Dragonfly]

there is even talk (don't wet your pants ladies just yet) as it is just talk of a comeback was mentioned over a couple of beers with some potential investors !!!

[Corabar Entertainment]

Rumours have reached some ears ;)

PS: I think you should :)

[Dragonfly]

well someone has hinted that they want to buy me a stick and car battery system :D :D :D sooo we shall see.

got loads of stuff to sort out first though , relocation , divorce etc :D

[Shaun]

Dave, great to have you back. :) :) :)

[rob1963]

Dave,

Is this just a fleeting visit to say hello, or are you back with us now?

[Dragonfly]

well i am now a man of my own destiny again so it was suggested i pop in and see everyone , so i plan to stick around for a bit (is the executive toilet keycode still the same?) and is there still free use of that kebab van outside dazs office?

im not keyed up with the latest dj developments but im sure ill pick up whats hot and whats not

[SC Events]

im not keyed up with the latest dj developments but im sure ill pick up whats hot and whats not

Well, over the last week we have discovered that LED lights and Halogens are ok, however Pinspots.....so 10 years ago lol! :D :D :D

[rob1963]

i plan to stick around for a bit

Excellent!


im not keyed up with the latest dj developments but im sure ill pick up whats hot and whats not

I'm happy to fill you in on that...

What's NOT hot: Pinspots :thumbs_down:

What's hot: All lighting EXCEPT pinspots :thumbs_up:

I think that sums everything up.

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

so you still have to be preoccupied with lighting then :D :D :D

been quite interesting over the past year as ive been to a few functions as a guest ..... changed my views on somethings .

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

well someone has hinted that they want to buy me a stick and car battery system :D :D :D sooo we shall see.

got loads of stuff to sort out first though , relocation , divorce etc :D

Move down here. I need more DJs...:D

Welcome back Dave - good to have you here again :thumbsup:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Move down here. I need more DJs...:D So do I... and we provide kit :p

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I pay more...:sj:

...and provide accommodation !!!!

[Dragonfly]

So do I... and we provide kit :p

sold !! i'd be too scared of the corabar music association interview though :D :D

os mutantes ----- abba
metallica ----- abba
skid row ------ abba
northern soul ------- a lancashire abba tribute band

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I provide kit too.






































Not Class D either :sj:

[Corabar Entertainment]

I pay more...:sj:You do.... but my DJs have £0 overheads! :p
...and provide accommodation !!!!OK... so I'll grant you have a bigger house..... but you've got the same number of spare bedrooms as I do :p :p


sold !! i'd be too scared of the corabar music association interview though :D :D

os mutantes ----- abba
metallica ----- abba
skid row ------ abba
northern soul ------- a lancashire abba tribute bandHow did you know that formed part of our interviewing technique Dave? :D


Not Class D either :sj:Actually, the spare kit is Mackie :p :p :p

[Corabar Entertainment]

PS Dave: nice to be back and have people fighting over you? :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEESSSSS JOHNNNNNNNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:lol: Hello mate.....:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

You had a new key cut to get in here....:confused:

:D


I pay more...:sj:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
;) :D



...and provide accommodation !!!!

Very good as well I might add.....but drinking till 6am can be a bind sometimes....:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Spirits High]

HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEESSSSS JOHNNNNNNNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aha! return of the Mack :D :D

Good to have you back bloke.

Now just book your seat in the Tony cab to NADJ :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

You do.... but my DJs have £0 overheads! :p OK... so I'll grant you have a bigger house..... but you've got the same number of spare bedrooms as I do :p :p

How did you know that formed part of our interviewing technique Dave? :D remember a conversation at a show :D :D

Actually, the spare kit is Mackie :p :p :p

plus i know tony has worked for daz so that music test must go no further than steps and michael bolton :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

plus i know tony has worked for daz so that music test must go no further than steps and michael bolton :D :D :D :D

:lol: 1-0.......didn't take long....:eek:

[Corabar Entertainment]

...it's like he's never been away, isn't it? :D

[Penfold42]

Yeah.....but it looks like he's out of his nappies now....:D

[Marc J]

I missed this thread completely and I just noticed Dave in another thread...

Welcome back Dave :)

[Dragonfly]

whats badgers tune of the week this week please??? :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

whats badgers tune of the week this week please??? :D :D :D :D

Sounds Of Silence?

[Dragonfly]

where is the old chap anyway? has there been an influx of work in haverhill and he now does kids parties every afternoon and weddings every night???

[Penfold42]

I can see why a lot of folks on here are single. It's like a bad parody of Men behaving badly sometimes.

I have that episode of the paper hankies in my mind now....ewwwwwww! :D

[Corabar Steve]

I have that in my mind when I read some of the posts on here

[Penfold42]

we are nothing like neil and tony...........oh wait :D

:rofl: :lol:.......ah, aha, .....:o ..........:)

[Penfold42]

Don't you feel sorry for them when all the lights go off and nobody wants them I think it should be the other way around one girl and 30 blokes :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Let us see who puts the pork in your scratching.........:eek:

Just love the show - Paddy's a real star....LMAO!

[Excalibur]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Let us see who puts the pork in your scratching.........:eek:

Just love the show - Paddy's a real star....LMAO!

When shows like this pass for entertainment, I begin to despair. :( :( :(

[Penfold42]

When shows like this pass for entertainment, I begin to despair. :( :( :(

Take it as face value......I enjoy watching Paddy, that's all. His one liners as superb. IMO :)

[Corabar Steve]

raise chickens
Am I the only one who had a mental image of hens on jacks then?

[funkymook]

Am I the only one who had a mental image of hens on jacks then?

You have to jack them up when your Chickens are Little!

[nisfo]

NAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

PORK PIES 'n' PICKLE!!!

[Penfold42]

I Like This Thread......:d