Twotone Tone's off topic...topic.......

[Penfold42]

Yes please......beans available??

[Dragonfly]

indeed cheesy beans with a touch of lea and perrins.

[Penfold42]

indeed cheesy beans with a touch of lea and perrins.

That will please you party people tonight then.............:D :D

[Dragonfly]

indeed im testing my new eco friendly rig out :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

indeed im testing my new eco friendly rig out :D :D :D

Got a pool and dolphin (http://z.about.com/d/nintendo/1/0/o/F/ECCO-The-Dolphin.jpg) in toe then.........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Got a pool and dolphin (http://z.about.com/d/nintendo/1/0/o/F/ECCO-The-Dolphin.jpg) in toe then.........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

nope but i have been looking at trailers this morning ......... all part of the long term dave not having to jack it in plan :D :D

[Penfold42]

nope but i have been looking at trailers this morning ......... all part of the long term dave not having to jack it in plan :D :D

:cool: .........if you need padding for that i've got some spare in my cell.......oh and a jacket......:D

[Dragonfly]

and a bottle of chianti???

[Penfold42]

...........na........Newcastle Brown and a packet of chashews.......:D

Have you noticed....just under 3,000 views and just over 500 replies for talking cr@p........:eek: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

thats because most look ........ shake their heads ..... then just leave.

[Penfold42]

thats because most look ........ shake their heads ..... then just leave.

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[rob1963]

I dont!

:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

I dont!

Do you want my autograph??:D

[rob1963]

Yes please...as long as I can sell it & make a few quid!

:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Bit like glowsticks...........:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Yes please......beans available??What a stupid question.... you can't have spam fritters without baked beans!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Penfold42]

What a stupid question.... you can't have spam fritters without baked beans!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:o :D

[rob1963]

Yes please...as long as I can sell it & make a few quid!


Bit like glowsticks...........:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet:

Don't get me started!

[Corabar Steve]

Don't get me started!

Indeed, please don't get him started :sj: :sj: :sj:

[rob1963]

Indeed, please don't get him started :sj: :sj: :sj:

:Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

6 for a fiver Tony???

[Penfold42]

6 for a fiver Tony???

6 for a £5.....you must jest sir...........i paid £1 for 25....need a bigger return than that please............:rolleyes: :D

[Dragonfly]

ok £10 for 2

[Penfold42]

Done....you have been....:zip:

Next!!:D

[Dragonfly]

so whats for dinner today then??

[Penfold42]

Not fritters.......run out of beans....:eek: :D

Roast pork, apple sauce, roast pot's, mash, brussels, parsnips, roast carrots and yorkshire plus plenty of gravy.................loverly.......if there was a belch smilie it would go here.....(....).........:D :D

[rob1963]

I had roast beef with yorkshire pudding & horseradish sauce, roast potatoes, carrots, sprouts & gravy...yummy!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I haven't had anything yet.

I'll be fading away if I'm not careful....

[Dragonfly]

who said that???

[Penfold42]

I had roast beef with yorkshire pudding & horseradish sauce, roast potatoes, carrots, sprouts & gravy...yummy!

No mash then...........:P


I haven't had anything yet.

I'll be fading away if I'm not careful....
Plenty for seconds over here...........bucket load of fresh apple sauce with crackling......mmmmm

who said that???
Not you then fatty.............:D :D :D

[rob1963]

No mash then...........:P

No way...you can't have mash with a Sunday roast!

[Penfold42]

No way...you can't have mash with a Sunday roast!

Tell my kids that......:p

We do have roast as well.......mighty fine.....:)

[rob1963]

Tell my kids that......:p

I guess it might be different for the kids.

I was referring to us oldies!

:p

[Penfold42]

LOL.....

I which case mash might be better.....'suck it up with a straw'.......:D :D :D :D
Dave should know all about that at his age.........

[Dragonfly]

LOL.....

I which case mash might be better.....'suck it up with a straw'.......:D :D :D :D
Dave should know all about that at his age.........

alot to learn Tony in the 10 years or so before i catch up mate lolol

where is the old boy anyway ??? out moon bathing on his decking ..... or still upset because i text him last night asking how xfactor was ..... and he was actually watching it!!!!! :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

I think he said he was going to bed after the images of Excalibur's pink fishnets

[Dragonfly]

I have quite obviously missed something integral to my weekend....

[Corabar Steve]

That from now on this is my sarcasm smilie :sarc:

[Corabar Entertainment]

I thought they were all your sarcasm smilies!!!

Do you mean to say that some of your posts are serious? :p

[BeerFunk]

I thought they were all your sarcasm smilies!!!

Do you mean to say that some of your posts are serious? :p
Haha, I'm sure Steve was supposed to be in Blackadder!! :lol:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Pmsl!

[Corabar Steve]

To a degree yes, but that one now denotes blatant sarcasm.

[sleah]

To avoid confusion, why not post a list of all your personal smilies by way of an index or key if you like.

BTW are others allowed to use Corabar smilies or is that a hangable offence??:rolleyes:

[rob1963]

Dave - I STILL don't think that looks like a spam fritter!

[Corabar Entertainment]

Excuse me... they're not 'Corabar' smilies! I would like to disassociate myself completely from the member known as 'Corabar Steve' :p :p :p

[rob1963]

are others allowed to use Corabar smilies or is that a hangable offence??:rolleyes:

I believe it's the latter.

[sleah]

Excuse me... they're not 'Corabar' smilies! I would like to disassociate myself completely from the member known as 'Corabar Steve' :p :p :p

LMAO:D

OK, I retract and change to "Corabar Steve" smilies:rolleyes:

[Corabar Steve]

Please see also the small print of my signature

[sleah]

Please see also the small print of my signature

And here's me thinking small print was small 'cause it wasn't important so didn't need to read it:D

...that there is a danger of "copy-cat" posting and there will be too many "I would like to announce" posts appearing here.
And I for one would never copy anyones unique idea for a thread title.:p






















Oh bugger!:D

[rob1963]

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

problem solved

[Corabar Steve]

I've forgotten

[sleah]

Now if anyone was going to lay claim...........

[rob1963]

That's better!

[Corabar Steve]

I will be seeking legal advice in the morning :sj:

I have now copyrighted the above phrase

[sleah]

Make sure you do it in as many countries as possible, you don't want someone from 'tuther side of the world half inching it:eek:

ahhhh... but I got in BEFORE you took out the copyright/trademark :ner:
So you can let me off just this once:D

[Corabar Entertainment]

I could really mess up the reading of these by merging the 3 threads with the same title :devil: :devil: :devil:

[sleah]

I can't find the darn copyright symbol:(

Oh well, looks like Steve will get this one aswell.


I mess could up really the merging 3 the title reading of with these by the same threads :devil: :devil: :devil:


:D:D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Four

[PropellerHeadCase]

To a degree yes, but that one now denotes blatant sarcasm.

If it's blatant why do you need a smilie? :confused:


I would like to Announce (NZ)

That Steve doesn't have all territories covered. So there!

[Corabar Steve]

Because one or two remarks have gone right over their intended victim's heads today

[PropellerHeadCase]

That a significant variance on a good idea can be registered, copyrighted and trademarked as though it were a new and unique idea :D

[Corabar Steve]

http://planetsmilies.net/sign-smiley-438.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Am I missing something here, or are all these posts just a complete waste of forum space?

[rob1963]

The latter! :D

[Dragonfly]

incidentally rob do you have other djs work for you??

[Penfold42]

where is the old boy anyway ???
:ner:

out moon bathing on his decking .....
Nope.........


or still upset because i text him last night asking how xfactor was ..... and he was actually watching it!!!!! :D :D :D :D
:o :o :o BTW did anyone see the great 'Build me up buttercup' trashed........terrible version.....:eek:


I think he said he was going to bed after the images of Excalibur's pink fishnets
Still not well...............

Dave - I STILL don't think that looks like a spam fritter!


problem solved

Looks a lot better.....:D :D

[Corabar Steve]

It got a bit silly last night, but if nobody posts on them, they'll die off.

[Shaun]

I would just like to announce that I've merged all the "I'd like to announce" threads into one. :P

</end of announcement>

[sleah]

Am I missing something here, or are all these posts just a complete waste of forum space?

Absolutely right, they are/were a complete waste of forum space:D
But a bit of sillyness every now and again does no harm, especially as the mods have the power to merge/delete as they see fit then there's no lasting damage:D


I would just like to announce that I've merged all the "I'd like to announce" threads into one. :P

</end of announcement>

ta daaaa!

I would just to announce that EliteDJ has used the words "I'd just like to announce**" with out giving credit to the copyright owner and should go and stand in the corner with his head hung in shame:p





**"I would just like to announce" was used by me without permission of the copyright owner (Corabar Steve), but as it was to illustrate the point about not giving the owner due credit, I believe it to be acceptable in this instance.

[Dragonfly]

good lord it lives.... :D :D :D :D :D

[Shaun]

I would just to announce that EliteDJ has used the words "I'd just like to announce**" with out giving credit to the copyright owner and should go and stand in the corner with his head hung in shame:p


**"I would just like to announce" was used by me without permission of the copyright owner (Corabar Steve), but as it was to illustrate the point about not giving the owner due credit, I believe it to be acceptable in this instance.




:lol:

[Corabar Steve]

I would like to announce that Shaun has completely spoiled the joke now.

There was no need to do it as they were all gradually dieing anyway, some were unrelated & it now makes very difficult reading (& very little sense)

I would also like to announce that while we seem to be merge happy, I've also merged every consecutive post that has resulted from the initial merge.

Let's see if anyone can make sense of this thread now???

[Penfold42]

good lord it lives.... :D :D :D :D :D

I do have a job............:D :D

[Dragonfly]

I do have a job............:D :D



WHY????? :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Penfold42]

Sad but true...............:D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Who thinks we should arrange a party for penmare's 5,000th anniversary in the next couple of days?

I could borrow his Warriors & play some choons!

:D

[Dragonfly]

Who thinks we should arrange a party for penmare's 5,000th anniversary in the next couple of days?

I could borrow his Warriors & play some choons!

:D

can we not plan an up market celebration? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Shaun]

I would like to announce that Shaun has completely spoiled the joke now.



I would like to announce that I couldn't care less.

[Penfold42]

I would like to announce that I couldn't care less.

I would like to say......do you want to re-word that....:p

[Dragonfly]

I would like to announce that Shaun has completely spoiled the joke now.

There was no need to do it as they were all gradually dieing anyway, some were unrelated & it now makes very difficult reading (& very little sense)

I would also like to announce that while we seem to be merge happy, I've also merged every consecutive post that has resulted from the initial merge.

Let's see if anyone can make sense of this thread now???

I would like to announce (with the express typed permission of the copyright owner?) that I didnt understand a word of the formentioned copyright owners post as posted above by the copyright owner i mentioned previously.

[rob1963]

can we not plan an up market celebration? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

If I'm there, It WILL be upmarket!

I will play some classic funky stuff like Dayton - The sound of music.

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Penfold42]

can we not plan an up market celebration? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

Don't worry Rob....i've heard his Mackies..............sorry Peaveys..:zip: :zip: :zip:

[Shaun]

I would like to say......do you want to re-word that....:p

No idea what you're on about. :whistle:

[Dragonfly]

Don't worry Rob....i've heard his Mackies..............sorry Peaveys..:zip: :zip: :zip:


ooohhhh you nasty nasty man ............my mackies rock...

[rob1963]

:Laugh:


...so do mine!

[Penfold42]

Got Peavey as well Rob.......:zip:

[rob1963]

:eek:

[Dragonfly]

lol Tony want to upgrade to peavey for christmas :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

lol Tony want to upgrade to peavey for christmas :D :D :D :D

....yeah right.......:kiss: :moon: :jawdrop::D :D

[Dragonfly]

why have the back yardigans got jumpers on but nothing from the waist down ...... its not right????

[Penfold42]

Very good.........

Too much time Dave..........have you got your ticket yet for BPM?

[Dragonfly]

no i shall do that this very evening .......

[Penfold42]

No freebie's here as well......:p :D

[Dragonfly]

lolol you were holding out too lolol how chavvy are we lol

[Penfold42]

I'm taking some glow sticks.......purely for selling reasons...:zip: :D

[Penfold42]

No idea what you're on about. :whistle:

Perks of the trade young sir..........:rolleyes: :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

I would like to announce that, use of existing copyrighted material for the purpose of humour or satire obviates said copyright... given the tone of this/these thread/s I suspect that any copyright or trademark, registered or otherwise is even more pointless than the the thread announcing said copyright/and or trademark.

So it's goodnight from them, and goodnight from me.

[Corabar Steve]

I would like to announce that announcing is the new black

[Corabar Steve]

I would like to announce that I'm invading this thread

[Penfold42]

Fine by me.......it's all off topic........:D

I read something about cyber space item being left for future people to read......abit like a time capsule.......there in for a shock if they get hold of this................:p :p :p :p :D

[Dragonfly]

I would like to announce that I'm invading this thread


aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh !!!!! the Corabars are coming ........ Runaway runaway!!

[Corabar Steve]

I would like to announce I'm going to bedhttp://planetsmilies.net/tired-sleeping-smiley-4641.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[PropellerHeadCase]

I would like to denounce the whole "I Would Like to Announce..." craze ;)

[Corabar Steve]

I'd Like to announce I'm up againhttp://planetsmilies.net/tired-sleeping-smiley-4642.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Dragonfly]

I would like to announce ...... I was up before you

[Corabar Steve]

How do you know? Just because I logged in at 9 doesn't mean that was when I got up

[Dragonfly]

because ive been stood outside your house since 3.37am disguised as a leafy shrub :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

That would stand out a mile, there are no leafy shrubs outside my house, it's autumn

[rob1963]

In that case Steve - I'm surprised you didn't spot him!

[Corabar Steve]

Might explain what I thought was a hobbit though.

[rob1963]

:Laugh:

[PropellerHeadCase]

We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm"...you must find...ANOTHER SHRUBBERY/HOBBIT!

[Corabar Steve]

Forget your medication today did we Alan?

[PropellerHeadCase]

Beer? Yes :(

[Corabar Steve]

Don't mind if I do!


No, wait a minute it's only 9:40am here. D@mn it!

[Dragonfly]

We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm"...you must find...ANOTHER SHRUBBERY/HOBBIT!


run away run away !!!!

[Corabar Steve]

I would like to announce I'm running away.

[Dragonfly]

I would like to announce that turntable tone very much enjoyed his date last night ..... particularly looking at Darrens equipment :D :D :D ;) ;)

I would also like to announce ...... DJ Limpy in the hooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuusssssseeeeee !!!!! whoop whoop!!! :D

[rob1963]

Darren's DISCO equipment, I hope

[Dragonfly]

indeed his shiny disco balls probably

[Penfold42]

Yes indeed.......nice LED's and controller.........:D :D

[Penfold42]

BTW......had a nice :beer1: or :beer1: :beer1: yesterday in the company of Mr Solitaire........managed to put the disco world to right....and your all doing it wrong........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

After spending a few moments on the price of glowsticks, the merits of the light boxes, the copying of disc's and peavey speakers.......we were rudely interupted by someone with a crossword puzzle......very odd.....even stanger when you have had a few :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

All in all a very good night.....apart from weird text messages.........:p :p :D :D

[Dragonfly]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: so come on what did you two gods of the disco world decide then??

[Penfold42]

Sadly.....after....:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: ....i forgot.:D :p

[Dragonfly]

Sadly.....after....:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: ....i forgot.:D :p

5 pints good lord you southerners have shandy pants in all colours :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

BTW......had a nice :beer1: or :beer1: :beer1: yesterday in the company of Mr Solitaire........managed to put the disco world to right....and your all doing it wrong........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

After spending a few moments on the price of glowsticks, the merits of the light boxes, the copying of disc's and peavey speakers.......we were rudely interupted by someone with a crossword puzzle......very odd.....even stanger when you have had a few :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

All in all a very good night.....apart from weird text messages.........:p :p :D :D

I forgot about crossword woman...

After a few pints of Guinness, my mind isn't as sharp as it should be.:o

Yep, a thoroughly enjoyable evening, where Tony pumped as much information out of me as he possible could, and I am always willing to oblige, especially if I'm being bought drinks. :D

And I walked home. :D

[Penfold42]

And I walked home. :D

Very brave man......it was bleeding freezing.....

Some interesting points.......and i also liked the 'cheesy DJ voice'.....sounds a bit like local radio presenters...lol.

Crossword woman absolutely threw me......very bizarre......:p

[Corabar Steve]

Some interesting points.......and i also liked the 'cheesy DJ voice'.....sounds a bit like local radio presenters...lol.

That's his normal voice

[Dragonfly]

"good evening you're listening to Solitaire entertainment and this is Yazz and she's goin up" :D :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

and i also liked the 'cheesy DJ voice'



That's his normal voice

Not mine - I was telling Tone about the guy who trained me.


"good evening you're listening to Solitaire entertainment and this is Yazz and she's goin up" :D :D :D :D :D

Shut your face monkey boy. :boxer2: :p

[Penfold42]

Not mine - I was telling Tone about the guy who trained me.

Your right....but it was a good impression.....:o :D

[Corabar Steve]

Your right....but it was a good impression.....:o :D
How do you know? Have you met him?

[Penfold42]

How do you know? Have you met him?

Yes he did an impression.......so i did....

[Corabar Steve]

Not Daz, the bloke who trained him you pillock! :sj:

[Penfold42]

Not Daz, the bloke who trained him you pillock! :sj:

I knew who you meant.....:p

Are mimics people who copy people????............i take it for granted Bremner and such do good impression's of those people...but I've not meet them either....:D

[Corabar Steve]

But you have an idea of what they sound like from TV or Radio. Have you had experience of the bloke who trained Daz then?http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-4237.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Penfold42]

But you have an idea of what they sound like from TV or Radio.
Agree to a point.....run into Sir Jimmy Hill once in York....sat next to him.....told him how cr@p the service was is this shop.......didn't know it was him till after i paid and walked down the street...then it hit me



Have you had experience of the bloke who trained Daz then?http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-4237.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

Errr no......but i think i know what he sounds like........:D
And the smilie.....is that the two fingered bird?:eek: :D

[Corabar Steve]

Sure is :sj:


Just found one of Darren doing it too http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-4235.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Penfold42]

Got the right amount of hair on top i see...............:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet:

[Dragonfly]

thats sooo rude :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Corabar Steve]

You ain't seen nothing yet!

[Dragonfly]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: EEEEEEEVIL !!!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

[rob1963]

i also liked the 'cheesy DJ voice'.....

Don't you have one of those then? :p

Glad you were able to learn a lot from the master, as indeed I was recently!

:D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

He's gonna start charging at this rate!

[Dragonfly]

Don't you have one of those then?

Glad you were able to learn a lot from the master, as indeed I was recently!


Spot the difference?

[rob1963]

Yoda has larger ears.

That looks like the only difference.

Why is it that when I look at that pic of Darren I think of the Prodigy?

[Corabar Steve]

Ears & beard.

What do I win?

[Dragonfly]

sorry steve only one right.......

[Penfold42]

Don't you have one of those then? :p
Err......no....:rolleyes:


sorry steve only one right.......
Get out more Dave!!:p

[Corabar Steve]

Cheat!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Do you mind you lot?

At least wait until I'm here before you insult me!

[Corabar Steve]

Daz has more fingers too.

[Dragonfly]

it's all gone dark cold and quiet in here.....

[Penfold42]

You alive then......:p

[Dragonfly]

i am lol im taking this opportunity to revamp my paper work redo booking forms t and c envelopes etc etc... and designing some new Andromeda Roadshow ..... nope oops mine is Dragonfly Discos leaflets :D :D :D :D :D

I m please with it so far so just decided to treat myself to lunch and a beer ... yes an old speckled hen at 1.30pm !! :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

i am lol im taking this opportunity to revamp my paper work redo booking forms t and c envelopes etc etc... and designing some new Andromeda Roadshow ..... nope oops mine is Dragonfly Discos leaflets :D :D :D :D :D

I m please with it so far so just decided to treat myself to lunch and a beer ... yes an old speckled hen at 1.30pm !! :D :D :D

Have you gat a proper job..............:( :D

Sounds good.........mmmm.....beer!

None for me till 6ish........:beer1:

[Dragonfly]

Have you gat a proper job..............:( :D


I would want one of them because????
nope lost me ... last person i spoke to with a proper job the conversation went

"I dont know where im :Censored: going im in:Censored: coventry :Censored: place why am i in :Censored: coventry i hate my :Censored: job and :Censored: coventry"

or words to that effect :D :D :D :D :D so i thought id give the proper job a miss today :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Who was that then...................:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Toilet mouth.........:D :D :D :D :beer1:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dragonfly]

Who was that then...................:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Toilet mouth.........:D :D :D :D :beer1:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes indeed you are :eek: :eek: :zip: :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

:o :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

bluuuuuueee moon !!!!!!!

[Penfold42]

Take some water with your scotch egg then...............:D

[rob1963]

I went to Bognor yesterday

[Dragonfly]

why??

[rob1963]

Fancied a day out & my brother wasn't working either, so we drove down for the day!

We also walked over 6 miles along the coast, so today I'm a bit achy, but fit fit fit!

:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Fish and chips.......candy floss......donuts.......and a 'Kiss me quick hat'...:D :D :D :D :D

Shame it's out of season.......:(

I love it.........'Great British Seaside Town'...........:rolleyes: :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Well, we had fish & chips, but no candy floss, donuts or hats!

There was an amusement machine on the pier. £1 a go, and you had to stop this fast moving digital counter within 5 numbers of 1000 to win what looked like an iPod nano.

My brother won, but the spring turned too much & TWO came out.

Unfortunately, they turned out to be rubber CASES for an iPod. :bang:

Doh!

[Penfold42]

Well, we had fish & chips, but no candy floss, donuts or hats!

There was an amusement machine on the pier. £1 a go, and you had to stop this fast moving digital counter within 5 numbers of 1000 to win what looked like an iPod nano.

My brother won, but the spring turned too much & TWO came out.

Unfortunately, they turned out to be rubber CASES for an iPod. :bang:

Doh!

Are you sure you were working the right machines there......and not the ones in a pub.............:D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

:Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

Are you sure you were working the right machines there......and not the ones in a pub.............:D :D :D :D

what do they sell then???? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[rob1963]

:Embarassed:

[Dragonfly]

:Embarassed:

is that a constipated smilie??? :D :D

[Penfold42]

what do they sell then???? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Dentist gum..................of course.....what else would it be....:confused:

[rob1963]

is that a constipated smilie??? :D :D

No, an embarrassed one!

:D

[Dragonfly]

oh yeah i remember now last time i bought some of that gum i think it was banana flavour 3 pieces for a quid ..... but tasted very rubbery after only a short while.

[Penfold42]

Yes and don't swallow............:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :zip:

[rob1963]

Going off topic (as we're meant to here), am I wrong, or did The Stranglers once do a song about the Prime Minister?

:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

which one??

[rob1963]

You know the one...

..."Gordon Brown, texture like sun..."

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Which song, which prime minister, or both? :confused: :D

Rob: :rolleyes: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[rob1963]

Which song, which prime minister, or both? :confused: :D

Stranglers: Gordon Brown, Jan 1982

Edit: Whoaaaa Al - I think that's the most smileys you've done in a single post!

[Penfold42]

Oh poo.........i thought 'welcome to the hose of fun'...........:D

[Dragonfly]

Oh poo.........i thought 'welcome to the hose of fun'...........:D


as realeased by the local fire brigade Tony??? :D :D :D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Whoaaaa Al - I think that's the most smileys you've done in a single post!

Well, the Gordon Brown/Golden Brown line very nearly caused me to paint my monitor an interesting new colour called hint of coffee :eek:

[rob1963]

Oops...sorry about that!

:sofa:

[PropellerHeadCase]

In other initials: ROFLMAO

[Corabar Steve]

Stranglers: Gordon Brown, Jan 1982

Edit: Whoaaaa Al - I think that's the most smileys you've done in a single post!
No that would be one I did about a year & a half ago.

& then there was the spam castle.



Was I the only one out working tonight?

[Corabar Entertainment]

No that would be one I did about a year & a half ago.

& then there was the spam castle.Yes, but you're not Alan! ....
Whoaaaa Al - I think that's the most smileys you've done in a single post! :p :p :p :p

[rob1963]

Yes, but you're not Alan! .... :p :p :p :p

Exactly!

Let's be honest, Al is probably known more for his words of more than 2 syllables than his smileys...although that has now started to change!

[Corabar Steve]

I was having some problems with the laptop last night & I was going to go back & edit that but the network kept going down.

What I meant to say was he has a long way to go to beat the real forum record.

[Dragonfly]

I was having some problems with the laptop last night & I was going to go back & edit that but the network kept going down.

What I meant to say was he has a long way to go to beat the real forum record.


No Turntable Tone that is not in anyway a challenge to start a how many smilies can you use in a post ..... thread!!!!!!

[Penfold42]

No Turntable Tone that is not in anyway a challenge to start a how many smilies can you use in a post ..... thread!!!!!!

I might be sad....but i'm not that sad..........:quiet:

Everyone had a good firework night last night then??

Yes i know it's not until Monday......... :)

[Corabar Steve]

No Turntable Tone that is not in anyway a challenge to start a how many smilies can you use in a post ..... thread!!!!!!


I might be sad....but i'm not that sad..........:quiet:

Everyone had a good firework night last night then??

Yes i know it's not until Monday......... :)

148.

































































Breaking rocks in the hot sun


I fought the law & I won :sj:

[Corabar Steve]

Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill & Cook Book only £89.85 with free skillet pans.


Was £ 119.85 but you can save £30 with this one time offer.


Cooks frozen steaks in minutes



"What about the Hot Dogs?"

"You can cook 10 Hot Dogs in just 2 minutes Hulk"



Don't forget to ask our operators how you can order the waffle irons.

It cooks with mechanical pressure.


Cook 10 burgers at once!


It's one of a kind,
Like no other

Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill.... Brother



I'm putting my name on it :approve:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Yes, but who's going to tease him about it?

[rob1963]

Everyone had a good firework night last night then??

When I was a little'un, we used to have fireworks in the back garden, but from what I can tell, people go to displays these days.

I guess they offer better value for money, involve less messing about & are safer.

[CRAZY K]

When I was a little'un, we used to have fireworks in the back garden, but from what I can tell, people go to displays these days.

I guess they offer better value for money, involve less messing about & are safer.

Unless you happened to be at one in Wicksteed Park Kettering a couple of years ago when members of the public were injured/ killed when the "organisers" started to blow themselves and some of the onlookers up:eek:

Every cloud---as a result they cancelled all public displays round here--and had a Barn Dance instead---go figure that one:bang: :bang: :bang:

No complaints--we covered the Barn Dance:D

CRAZY K

[rob1963]

Unless you happened to be at one in Wicksteed Park Kettering a couple of years ago when members of the public were injured/ killed when the "organisers" started to blow themselves and some of the onlookers up:eek:

Every cloud---as a result they cancelled all public displays round here--and had a Barn Dance instead---go figure that one:bang: :bang: :bang:

No complaints--we covered the Barn Dance:D

CRAZY K

If my local display was cancelled & replaced by a barn dance with yourself, I'd definately go along.

Would be great to see the legend that is Crazy K at work!

:D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

If my local display was cancelled & replaced by a barn dance with yourself, I'd definately go along.

Would be great to see the legend that is Crazy K at work!

:D :D :D :D :D

agreed :D :D ..... the only cowboy disco worth going to see (see what i did there??)

[Dragonfly]

It cooks with mechanical pressure.




surely its more effective to cook with heat ?? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Corabar Steve]

That's what I thought, but that's what the infomercial said

[rob1963]

Hmmmm...I thought using heat was the ONLY way to cook!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Pressure causes heat - as less space for the same molecules increases molecular friction. (http://www.physics-edu.org/what_is_heat.htm)


And for a brief lesson in the peculiarities of American English...

"Spit it out" in stead of "Spat it out" see Frank Sinatra 'My Way'

"This just can't be summer love", no Justin, "This can't JUST be summer love"

And finally when using "with" it means "as well as".

[Penfold42]

agreed :D :D ..... the only cowboy disco worth going to see (see what i did there??)

Err......no!

[Dragonfly]

Err......no!


wake up tony ....... barndance crazy turns up with his cowboy hat .....

[Penfold42]

wake up tony ....... barndance crazy turns up with his cowboy hat .....

I know.........:D :D :D :beer1:
:cowboy: :cowboy: :cowboy: :cowboy: ......i give up....not doing this 148 times..:D

[Dragonfly]

I know.........:D :D :D :beer1:
:cowboy: :cowboy: :cowboy: :cowboy: ......i give up....not doing this 148 times..:D


thats just plain lazy lolol wonder if you could make a smilie horse out of those??? ....mmmmm

[Penfold42]

LOL.....i think it needs a patch over one eye and a firing gun............to make that a 'cowboy smilie'......!:D

[Penfold42]

When I was a little'un, we used to have fireworks in the back garden, but from what I can tell, people go to displays these days.

I guess they offer better value for money, involve less messing about & are safer.

Agree with that all but we still do both.........display and let off our own.........

Just need to be really carefull..............one year had a dodgy rocket that got stuck in the plastic launch tube.......but just think what a rocket does......managed to get the kids in the house......not funny!

[Dragonfly]

aaaarrrrrrrrggghhhhhh !!!! i must be getting old ..... I'm sat watching cbeebies with my daughter we are watching one of her favourite cartoons ..... I have just heard them calling two chatacters ..... im not joking ...

mummy mingebob ..... and nobdog .............. what is the world coming to.

[Penfold42]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

what is the world coming to.

Don't go all philosophical on me.....i'm having a bad day.............:D
No worse than we were kids i imagine......just different........:)

[Dragonfly]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Don't go all philosophical on me.....i'm having a bad day.............:D
No worse than we were kids i imagine......just different........:)

group hug !!!!! :D :D :D :D

im running out of things to revamp business wise i hope they tell me i can start walking on friday lolol

[Penfold42]

Dave....nothing yet mate.....:(

I'll try and get an answer before 4pm

[Dragonfly]

Dave....nothing yet mate.....:(

I'll try and get an answer before 4pm

ta muchly .... i think the gallery is a flash slideshow so may not work for some??? just really want to get my head round the buttons though ..... i can see them fine but no one else can??? very odd.

[Penfold42]

very odd.

Indeed....i was just saying this to you the other day.........:D :D :D :D :D

Not funny though........:(

[Dragonfly]

I have just contacted the people who do my site type thing and very helpfully they have said email across all the things and they will try and figure it out for me ..... fingers crossed.

[Dragonfly]

just got an email enquiry through ...... "Im looking for a DJ for £150" ...... don't think my quote is going to suceed this time.

[rob1963]

just got an email enquiry through ...... "Im looking for a DJ for £150"

Dave,

Why don't you accept the booking...it will be nice to earn more than usual!

:rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Dave,

Why don't you accept the booking...it will be nice to earn more than usual!

:rolleyes: :D :D :D

Right ive just bought 20,000 toilet rolls on ebay for a tenner ...... expect a delivery Rob... :D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Right ive just bought 20,000 toilet rolls on ebay for a tenner ...... expect a delivery Rob... :D :D :D :D :D

:Laugh:

[Penfold42]

Right ive just bought 20,000 toilet rolls on ebay for a tenner ...... expect a delivery Rob... :D :D :D :D :D

Second hand........ewwwww.....:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sorry mate boffins are a bit busy.............:(
I'll see what they say Wednesday......the best i can do!:o

[Dragonfly]

Second hand........ewwwww.....:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sorry mate boffins are a bit busy.............:(
I'll see what they say Wednesday......the best i can do!:o

Ta muchly Tony got the guys who look after my site dealing with it too as we type .... very good really just ask and they do things for you great service.

[Penfold42]

.... very good really just ask and they do things for you great service.

I trust that's not the toilet paper.............:p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

nah thats on its way to surrey .......in a 54 ft fibre glass toilet with Robs web address on it :D :D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

nah thats on its way to surrey .......in a 54 ft fibre glass toilet with Robs web address on it :D :D :D :D :D :D

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

Well Mr. Dragon is one seriously happy chappy right now ..... website updated and im loving the new look and ........... a serious serious spanking has just taken place at my place of worship !!!! :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

........... a serious serious spanking has just taken place at my place of worship !!!! :D :D :D :D

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)


:D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)


:D :D :D :D :D

I wouldnt expect those from the south to understand the pride passion and courage that is Rafas red army !!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

You want a lift.....limpy!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

You want a lift.....limpy!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I just had one 8-0 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

Still not enough smilies............oh yes and :moon:

[Penfold42]

I've been here (http://www.creativematch.co.uk/blogs/AdrianMarshall/Images/wembley3.jpg) today....well not in it but near it..........well Alperton Road really.
Under a dirty lorry, in the freezing cold, covered in oil and grease, no toilet, no wash facitites....no chance of a wash until the services on the M1.......still had prop grease in my barnet..............get home and the MD quoted £25.00 less on a job than it should be...........not having a good day...

Got to really think about the 9 to 5 job.....going down the pan...

Just a minor rant...thanks.:)

[Dragonfly]

I've been here (http://www.creativematch.co.uk/blogs/AdrianMarshall/Images/wembley3.jpg) today....well not in it but near it..........well Alperton Road really.
Under a dirty lorry, in the freezing cold, covered in oil and grease, no toilet, no wash facitites....no chance of a wash until the services on the M1.......still had prop grease in my barnet..............get home and the MD quoted £25.00 less on a job than it should be...........not having a good day...

Got to really think about the 9 to 5 job.....going down the pan...

Just a minor rant...thanks.:)

dont worry bout the quote mate you have two options take it if it comes back or just tell them they took too long and the dates gone .... if no paperwork has gone out yet.

you really do need to get rid of the proper job malarky it will get you in the end.

[Penfold42]

dont worry bout the quote mate you have two options take it if it comes back or just tell them they took too long and the dates gone .... if no paperwork has gone out yet.

you really do need to get rid of the proper job malarky it will get you in the end.

Yep here what your saying....just blowing off steam.
Got it all to do next week again..........loverly.....:D

[rob1963]

Penmare,

It sounds like you need to relax a bit more.

Why don't you take it easy by going to a quiz night?

[Penfold42]

I would....but i need to find a good one......:ner: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

just reading through this mornings posts ...... i havent laughed so much in ages some real real blinders :D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

I would....but i need to find a good one......:ner: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

Well I'm not the person to ask...mine are toilet!

[Penfold42]

Indeed.............
Lot better after a sleep.......:D :D :D :D :D

No-one came back after that mis-quote....i'm happy to say.....:)


Well I'm not the person to ask...mine are toilet!
That may be right....we shall see......:D

[Dragonfly]

Well I'm not the person to ask...mine are toilet!

a whole quiz based on toilets??? wow count me in you could wheel in toilets for the teams to sit on....

[Penfold42]

a whole quiz based on toilets??? wow count me in you could wheel in toilets for the teams to sit on....

That's already been done by the BBC.........Blankety Blank......:sofa:

[Dragonfly]

always wanted a cheque book and pen

[Penfold42]

....a whole new meaning to 'Super match game'........:D

[rob1963]

a whole quiz based on toilets???

Dave, that's a brilliant idea!

I could have a music round where they had to identify song clips which all had toilet connections.

Songs like these:

Flash and the pan - Waiting for the train.
Princess - Say I'm your number one.
Fleetwood mac - The chain.
Dazz band - Let it all blow.
Wonderstuff - Welcome to the cheap seats

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Dave, that's a brilliant idea!

I could have a music round where they had to identify song clips which all had toilet connections.

Songs like these:

Flash and the pan - Waiting for the train.
Princess - Say I'm your number one.
Fleetwood mac - The chain.
Dazz band - Let it all blow.
Wonderstuff - Welcome to the cheap seats

:D :D :D


im liking your thinking Rob , get on it (so to speak)

[Penfold42]

Here's a start (http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/features/2004/loo_quiz.shtml).........:D

[Dragonfly]

lunch hour tony??? :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

....Hour...:confused: ..........two.........:D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Oh no...I only got 4 out of 10 in the toilet quiz!