Twotone Tone's off topic...topic.......

[Dragonfly]

which means youre obviously not that toilet Rob ...... maybe we should call you urinal Rob or hand blower Rob until an improvement is made??

[Penfold42]

I didn't get number 2................:Laugh:

[CRAZY K]

[QUOTE=penmare42;159243]I would like to talk about anything off topic...............

ONLY IN NOTTINGHAM (report daily Mail)

Lady books ( she thinks) a Gorilla to turn up at her sons School and make him look stupid on his Birthday.

Well that worked well--unfortunately the "agency" booked a stripper in Policewomans Outfit--:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Allegedly amongst "things" that were done included getting him to squat down and receive 16 lashes with a whip. Hes 16 --geddit!

ONLY when she went a " a bit further" ( you will have to read this as its not really decent enough for this forum) the TEACHER WHO WAS WATCHING THIS
SAID THATS IT NO MORE--strange Teachers in Nottingham Dave?

Corresponding embarrasment and general mud slinging follows--local Agency Sams Entertainment (do you know them Dave) says its unethical---

So are you Nottingham DJs surprised?

Raising standards in schools eh?

CRAZY K

[Dragonfly]

not surprised in the slightest ive worked in schools in nottingham before ..... what was surprising is it wasnt one of his class mates turned up to do the job. :D :D :D :D

[Spirits High]

If you want to read the whole article here it is

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html


just posted it on a seperate thread!!

[rob1963]

"But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error."

That's a bit like someone booking a DJ for their wedding & having ME turn up!

:D :D :D

[rob1963]

I could have a music round where they had to identify song clips which all had toilet connections.

Songs like these:

Flash and the pan - Waiting for the train.
Princess - Say I'm your number one.
Fleetwood mac - The chain.
Dazz band - Let it all blow.
Wonderstuff - Welcome to the cheap seats

:D :D :D


im liking your thinking Rob , get on it (so to speak)

I just thought of another one:

The Floaters - Float on.

:eek: :D :D

[Penfold42]

How pleasant, bobbing along
Bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea
What a chance to get a better peep
At the plants and creatures of the deep
:D

[Dragonfly]

are we still talking toilet !!!!

[Penfold42]

are we still talking toilet !!!!

The big yin had a joke about 'floaters, fish..........and airplanes'........:D :D :D

Are we in a good mood today then.........:cool:

[Dragonfly]

in a good mood yep things going in the right direction ... i will be vertical at bpm at least so we wont be looking like lou and andy :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Not getting drunk then..........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

1.5 hrs.....not bad i thought.....should be tucked up by 4am.....:D

[Dragonfly]

maybe a few bevvies lol but need to speak with pcdj and cortex to chase up the next update which wasnt on their site at the end of three weeks ago lolol

[Tom]

in a good mood yep things going in the right direction ... i will be vertical at bpm at least so we wont be looking like lou and andy :D :D :D


Not getting drunk then..........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

1.5 hrs.....not bad i thought.....should be tucked up by 4am.....:D


maybe a few bevvies lol but need to speak with pcdj and cortex to chase up the next update which wasnt on their site at the end of three weeks ago lolol

just ignore this multi quote. just wanted to see if it works. and i think it has.


well it is in the off topic section anyway. lol

[rob1963]

I have a sore throat

[Corabar Steve]

I've got black eyes (well black lines under them any way, late Halloween party last night & the remains of my make up won't come off)

[Corabar Steve]

It's not quite as bad as this, just the eyeliner that won't come off.

[Jiggles]

so i take it you will be walking around like that for a few days? :P:D

[Corabar Steve]

Nah, as I said, it's only the eyeliner. My lower lashes look darker than usual, as Darren & Angela can confirm when the guvnors get back from BPM. If you didn't know me you probably wouldn't even notice.

My gig tonight starts after dark & is in a fairly dark room, nobody'll notice (although I am very aware of it)

[Penfold42]

I thought that was an improvement.......:p

While on the subject of BPM........Double Decks and I had a few questions....like....

Why is held on a weekend....unless no on in the midlands work's weekends??

What happened to the smoke detectors....i thought i was at a bonfire night...and as Angela pointed out....no-one was using haze??

Why is the price of a pint over the £3 mark....in a plastic 'cup'??:p

[Corabar Steve]

Why is held on a weekend....unless no on in the midlands work's weekends??Have you not seen the "Available This Weekend" threads? :sj:


Why is the price of a pint over the £3 mark....in a plastic 'cup'??:p That's exhibition centres for you http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1837.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

It's not even that much in Camden & you get a propper glass in most of the pubs there.

[Dragonfly]

Why do people contact you off ebay offering you stupid money for expensive items ................... can they not read a start price?????? aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!! winds me up soooooooooooooo much.

2 in as many days ..... then i sold one thing and one chap who was going to buy it but didnt want to go through normal channels had the tanacity to email me and have a go????

if you want it bid if you dont dont !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when signing up people should have to submit a birth certificate to make sure it doesnt say "yesterday" on it !!!!

my apologies for the rant but some people. just go through the channels thats what theyre there for !!!!

[rob1963]

Dave,

I've had similar experiences, but I still won't knock ebay...

...I've just used it to do all my christmas shopping!

:D :D :D

[CRAZY K]

Why do people contact you off ebay offering you stupid money for expensive items ................... can they not read a start price?????? aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!! winds me up soooooooooooooo much.

2 in as many days ..... then i sold one thing and one chap who was going to buy it but didnt want to go through normal channels had the tanacity to email me and have a go????

if you want it bid if you dont dont !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when signing up people should have to submit a birth certificate to make sure it doesnt say "yesterday" on it !!!!

my apologies for the rant but some people. just go through the channels thats what theyre there for !!!!

We have had a few idiots round the house here looking to buy things--
I JUST SAY--DONT BE STUPID-- SEE YA--- AND WALK OFF!!!

CRAZY K

[Vectis]

I still won't knock ebay...

...I've just used it to do all my christmas shopping!


I take it it's not arrived yet? :p

Some of it won't, some of it will be broken ("it was fine when it left here mate") and some of it will be fake.

Bah humbug! :D

[rob1963]

I take it it's not arrived yet? :p

Some of it won't, some of it will be broken ("it was fine when it left here mate") and some of it will be fake.

Bah humbug! :D

And if I'm REALLY lucky, one or two items might arrive, not be broken & actually be genuine!

:rolleyes:

[Penfold42]

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

[Dragonfly]

round boxes are more expensive

[Penfold42]

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

[Dragonfly]

pluto has always been a rogue and skipped every single day of school and thus has never learned anything at all including how to stand up and walk , talk etc.

[Penfold42]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

[Dragonfly]

babies

[Penfold42]

...are you sure......:p

And how is Double today then..........?
Just planning my next jolly at the moment........:(

[Dragonfly]

Im in the middle of world war 3 here but hey ho .... all good fun , foot is still attached and after being at hospital till about 7pm last night they have assured me it wont fall off .... had to look at the second choice option for colour changers as nowhere in this country anywhere has the one i wanted .... roll on next week.


where is the next jolly then mate .......

[Vectis]

Why do doctors practice in surgeries?

Why do surgeons practice in theatres?

Why do they practice at all? Surely we pay them enough that we can get professionals on the job!


Why do you lot on the mainland pay shipping costs when ordering gear from suppliers?

:bang:

[Penfold42]

Im in the middle of world war 3 here but hey ho .... all good fun , foot is still attached and after being at hospital till about 7pm last night they have assured me it wont fall off .... had to look at the second choice option for colour changers as nowhere in this country anywhere has the one i wanted .... roll on next week.


where is the next jolly then mate .......

:eek:
Hope it gets sorted.......chin up mate......
If you need the scanners....let me know....;)

It begins with 'B'...........:D :D :D
Then it's back down in the smoke again......loverly........:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

Why do surgeons practice in theatres?

and why when you go to theatre are you always asleep before the show starts???

[Penfold42]

and why when you go to theatre are you always asleep before the show starts???

LMAO.....

[Penfold42]

Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?









































































Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
:D

[Vectis]

:D

Give me ANY person's name and I guarantee I can tell you a genuine song with their name mentioned in the lyrics.

[Penfold42]

:D

Give me ANY person's name and I guarantee I can tell you a genuine song with their name mentioned in the lyrics.

What whole name......:p

This should be fun................Dereck.
The clock's ticking......

[Dragonfly]

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear (insert name)
happy birthday to you

[Penfold42]

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear (insert name)
happy birthday to you

That sucks...........and i'm stupid enough to belive it.......:o :bang:

[Vectis]

That sucks...........and i'm stupid enough to belive it.......:o :bang:

Cor - beaten to it.

Always a good way of winning a pint though :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

Cor - beaten to it.

Always a good way of winning a pint though :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

Here you go then.....:beer1:
:p

[CRAZY K]

I would like to talk about anything off topic...............

to start with .....



Anchor.......now i am confused....... :confused:

I meant lead weight.......or dead weight......as in dead beat..............

Anchor.......where did that come from.......:rolleyes:


:D :D :D


Just heard on the Radio--Oasis are releasing some more of their music---but in complete contrast to Radiohead--Liam said --over my dead body---referring to the how much is it worth appproach--:D

He claims to have put so much work into the project hes not giving it away---dont blame him personally,

CRAZY K

[Vectis]

Liam said --over my dead body---

Be careful what you wish for :D

[rob1963]

When you buy a packet of nuts, why is there a message on the back that says "Warning - contains nuts"?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[Vectis]

Why does my Bosch paintstripper say 'Not to be used as a hairdryer' on it?

You switch it on and a flame shoots out the end of it! Who's gonna put that near their head????

[Penfold42]

You could say the same about a vacum cleaner.........and no i haven't.............. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Vectis]

Best one ever was a couple of years ago I went into B+Q to buy a single lightswitch. Just a bog standard 1 gang plastic 85mm square light switch.

Got it home and took it out of the bag and there was an instruction leaflet. On the front of the leaflet there were two pictures. One was of the switch in the 'down' position, annotated "Light On". The other was of the switch in the 'up' position, annotated "Dark On" :cool:

[Corabar Steve]

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!& Pluto's naked too!:eek:


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Baby corn & baby vegetables?

Actually, it's mineral oil according to the back of the bottle.

I once saw a legal bottle of Poitín (in a nice little Whiskey shop that I know in Soho) with warning contents flammable on the back of the bottle.

How when most of them are round, can there be a front & a back of a bottle?

[Penfold42]

& Pluto's naked too!:eek:
LOL....

Actually, it's mineral oil according to the back of the bottle.
Did you look then.......:p :p :p

I once saw a legal bottle of Poitín
I've got a bottle....black and white label, got it in an airport.....nice stuff....:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

why is bungle naked and goes behind a rock to put on swimming trunks???

what is zippy???

who really is the odd one out Rod Jane or Freddy??

why do all the rainbow people play in next doors garden??

[Dragonfly]

which super hero would win in a fight???

is there any material known to man that Callum can't set fire to???

[rob1963]

who really is the odd one out Rod Jane or Freddy??


What was that about Rob James or Freddy?

:rolleyes:

[Corabar Steve]

who really is the odd one out Rod Jane or Freddy??


Freddy. He only joined in 1980 It was originally Rod, Matt(hew Corbett) & Jane (until 1977) & then Rod Jane & Roger :eek: until Freddy joined (see the twangers episode on Youtube for evidence of this)

Prior to 1974 when R M & J joined the show the music was supplied by a proper band called Telltale, who I believe provided the theme tune.

[Dragonfly]

indeed the twanger episode is one of the top 5 funniest things i have ever seen ..... makes me howl every single time :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

If 'Danger mouse' is so good...how come he only uses one eye??

[Dragonfly]

If 'Danger mouse' is so good...how come he only uses one eye??

because he is "that" good he only needs one .... and to compensate penfold uses four :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip:

[robbiedj]

Why is my pack of matches labelled "Caution - Flammable" ?

If they weren't, I wouldn't buy them.

[Penfold42]

Why is my pack of matches labelled "Caution - Flammable" ?

If they weren't, I wouldn't buy them.

Indeed.....i was once i a pub with a mate....he had a box of swan vestas in his back pocket....fell over and the box went up......:eek:
Put a hole in a pair of jeans.....

Waste of a d@mn good pint......:D :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

indeed the twanger episode is one of the top 5 funniest things i have ever seen ..... makes me howl every single time :D :D :D

Seconded... hilarious.

[rob1963]

When you buy a cup of coffee from a vending machine, why does the cup often have a printed message saying "Warning - contents may be hot"?

Doh!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Because of the stupid woman in the US (of course) who sued McDonalds for scalding herself with a cup of coffee that she "didn't realize was hot".

[rob1963]

Are you suggesting she thought the cup of coffee would only be luke warm?

[Penfold42]

Are you suggesting she thought the cup of coffee would only be luke warm?

From MacDonalds that's possible.............everthing else is..........:rolleyes:

And thanks for the PM........:beer1:

[Corabar Steve]

Why not it luked warm :sj:












































Alright, I'll get my coat.....

[rob1963]

From MacDonalds that's possible.............everthing else is..........:rolleyes:

:Laugh:


And thanks for the PM........:beer1:

No problemo!

:D

[Penfold42]

thank god youre alive :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: youve been doing that .....eeewwwwww .... work thing again havent you???

LOL....If you must know yes.......
1/2 day holiday Friday......Melton in the evening......so yes working..:D :D :D

I've left you a hard act to follow......:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

LOL....If you must know yes.......
1/2 day holiday Friday......Melton in the evening......so yes working..:D :D :D

I've left you a hard act to follow......:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

Indeed but I have my awesome xmas givaway for December ... wahoo!!!

they will be eating out of my hand in minutes ..... plus there is a very special christmas thing in the pipeline if the creditcard recovers from the new mojos in time :D :D :D :D :D

was melton good???? theyre mad that lot ......

[Penfold42]

was melton good???? theyre mad that lot ......

Very good as usual .....fun, fun, fun...:D ''very special christmas thing in the pipeline''......what's that then...top secret.....and i thought there was no secrets between us.......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



Back to McDonalds.....just got back from town...took my lad in for a buger.
'Two double cheeseburgers please'
'Doubles?'
'Yes please'
'How many?'
:confused: :confused:
'Err....what part of the conversation did you not get?'
'No need to be funny'
:confused: :confused:
'Two double cheeseburgers please'

:D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

would you like to go large for an extra 30p??????

ooohhhh if you come out to play on the 14th you will just have to wear the Dragonfly xmas uniform lololol

[Penfold42]

ooohhhh if you come out to play on the 14th you will just have to wear the Dragonfly xmas uniform lololol

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
''You can ring my bell,ell,ell.....ring my bell...":zip:

[Dragonfly]

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:

[Penfold42]

Hey....hey ....hey...

Just opened my post today...bit late but nothing there for disco's.
Opened a strange looking envelope....and guess what....E.R.N.I.E...has turned up trumps.......whoaaaaaaa....

Now far be it for me to talk about money....:rolleyes: but it is nice to get a little wind fall..............25m unclaimed money..........i get......
















































£50.00........still better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick....:eek:
:D :D :D :D

[sleah]

Back to McDonalds.....just got back from town...took my lad in for a buger.


LMAO

Have to say I'd have been more inclined to take him for a Burger:D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

:lol: How on earth did I miss that one?!?!?

[Dragonfly]

just got back from town...took my lad in for a buger.


I know the lads a liverpool fan but surely that method of curing him is a little extreme turntable Tone???? :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

you have me looking at the impossibled things now ..... its your fault .... already bought two mojos this week , not sure the "stealth" credit card can stretch that far at the moment :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

LMAO

Have to say I'd have been more inclined to take him for a Burger:D :D :D :D
:o .........yes very funny.....do you want relish sir....:eek: :D :D :D :beer1:

:lol: How on earth did I miss that one?!?!?
Ah shuddup....:evelgrin:

you have me looking at the impossibled things now ..... its your fault .... already bought two mojos this week , not sure the "stealth" credit card can stretch that far at the moment :D :D :D

:whistle:....i'm not saying a word again....:D

[sleah]

:lol: How on earth did I miss that one?!?!?

That's what I was wondering........ I spotted it straight away, PMSL:D :D

[rob1963]

E.R.N.I.E...has turned up trumps.......whoaaaaaaa....

Now far be it for me to talk about money....:rolleyes: but it is nice to get a little wind fall..............25m unclaimed money..........i get......

£50.00........still better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick....:eek:
:D :D :D :D

Don't knock it penmare...better than nothing!

There must be something in the air...I also received a £50 cheque from ERNIE a few weeks ago...my first win in over 30 years of holding premium bonds!

[Penfold42]

Don't knock it penmare...better than nothing!

There must be something in the air...I also received a £50 cheque from ERNIE a few weeks ago...my first win in over 30 years of holding premium bonds!

No not knocking it at all........it's a bit ironic but was thinking of selling these to finance the 'Denon'.....(i have a few).....the company gave away £50.00 per year of service in celebration of 25 yrs company trading.......i've been there 18 yrs......:eek:

So i'm now thinking of keeping them and treating the kids to some ''Burgers''

:D :D :D :D :D :D
:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

i was given some as a present at one of my christenings 30 years ago....

have won £50 once lolol

[Penfold42]

Great isn't it.......forget about them and they turn up trumps........

But £25m....unclaim........what a sham....:eek: :eek: :eek:

[sleah]

I find a £5 or £10 approx every 12months in jeans pockets that have just been washed.

[Penfold42]

I find a £5 or £10 approx every 12months in jeans pockets that have just been washed.

:eek:
Can you spend them...........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

I find a £5 or £10 approx every 12months in jeans pockets that have just been washed.


:eek:
Can you spend them...........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D


only in this country :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

only in this country :D :D :D :D

Better than the Euro........:D ....are we drifting again.............:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

Better than the Euro........:D ....are we drifting again.............:rolleyes:

arent we supposed to on this thread?????

[PropellerHeadCase]

I find a £5 or £10 approx every 12months in jeans pockets that have just been washed.

Money-laundering, eh?

[Dragonfly]

Money-laundering, eh?

ba dum dum dum dum da dum tish!! :D :D

[Penfold42]

arent we supposed to on this thread?????

We are......but only you know what i mean........:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

because im special :daft: :daft: :daft: :daft:

[Penfold42]

because im special :daft: :daft: :daft: :daft:
PMSL..............:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

so then whos drunk the most beer this evening??

[Penfold42]

I've had do[ie fjoef jjef jjfpfejpejfjferur........nothing....:D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

but are you drinking man beer or that girly chemical yuppie rubbish???? :D :D

[Penfold42]

My good man....how dare you (http://jurgen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/maudite-lafindumonde.jpg)...:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

i wanna know where steve got that wig :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Wig, WIG, WIG, WIG....cheesy grin more like......:D :D

[Dragonfly]

indeed but then maybe the whole room around him is full of beer??

[Penfold42]

Beer or beard.......:D

[Dragonfly]

id personally prefer beer lol

[Penfold42]

:beer3:

I'm off..........before i get my @rse kicked......:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

lol chicken

[Penfold42]

Moi.......................:D :D :D :D

[sleah]

Money-laundering, eh?

Bugger! Been found out at last:eek: :D :D :D

Turned out nice again?:rolleyes:

[Corabar Steve]

Turned out nice? You're joking! It's actually getting darker here at the moment!

[sleah]

Space. The final front ear. These are the voyages of the starship Corabar.
It's continuing mission to seek out the scum of the disco industry and boldly deal with them like no one has dealt with them before.

(Whilst having a good laugh at the same time:D )

[Corabar Steve]

Coz we all know Vulcans have 3 ears. Left ear, right ear & the final front ear :sj:

[rob1963]

I thought Vulcan was a kind of rubber?

[Dragonfly]

I thought it was a big mountain that threw very hot rocks at local natives???

[Dragonfly]

or a large sturdy family car??

[sleah]

errrr..... Bomber from WWII:D

My grandad worked on it at Woodford:ner:

[Dragonfly]

indeed i love those planes ..... once found out dont know if its true yhat you needed to be at least 6ft 4in to pilot one???

[Corabar Steve]

No they were just trying to get rid of you shorty

[Dragonfly]

No they were just trying to get rid of you shorty

thats limpy to you beardy :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

penmare is on a train to Belgium people so we can say what we like about him :D :D :D :D not really my money is on him finding an internet cafe this evening. :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[rob1963]

I saw a Vulcan at Southend Airport a while back.

From what I remember, it was a monster.

[Corabar Steve]

Not really a monster as such, they've just got slanty eyebrows & pointy ears

[Dragonfly]

Not really a monster as such, they've just got slanty eyebrows & pointy ears


noooooo thats a pixie you're thinking of :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

errrr..... Bomber from WWII:D

Er, WWII finished in the 40s Vulcans weren't around until the 50s (maiden flight 1952) There weren't any jet bombers or fighters in WWII to my knowledge

[Corabar Steve]

noooooo thats a pixie you're thinking of :D :D :D :D

A space pixie?

[Dragonfly]

Er, WWII finished in the 40s Vulcans weren't around until the 50s (maiden flight 1952)

so it was built during half time ..... do you not remember in 1955 the scond half of wwii kicking off ,????

[Corabar Steve]

wwii Is that a Nintendo with a stutter?

[Dragonfly]

Is that a Nintendo with a stutter?

yep apparently some Denons have the same problem :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[rob1963]

I wouldn't know about that...I can't afford Denon stuff.

:cry:

[Dragonfly]

I wouldn't know about that...I can't afford Denon stuff.

:cry:

ive just put a sticker with denon written over the cortex one ...... instantly stops all the glitches ;) :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Good idea, Dave.

I've made a note of that, and will do the same when I get my Cortex next year!

[PropellerHeadCase]

How very Loony Toons of you.

[Corabar Steve]

yep apparently some Denons have the same problem :D :D :D :D :beer1:

Nah, it's had speech therapy & is much better now

[Penfold42]

penmare is on a train to Belgium people so we can say what we like about him :D :D :D :D not really my money is on him finding an internet cafe this evening. :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

:D :D :D :D :clap: :thumbsup:

[Corabar Entertainment]

OH God! He's here!!!! :lol:

Haven't you got anything better to do with your time Tony?

What you doing in Belgium anyway?

[Penfold42]

OH God! He's here!!!! :lol:

Haven't you got anything better to do with your time Tony?

What you doing in Belgium anyway?

LOL.......sit here and listen to you lot.......:p

Stange really.......i was supose to be meeting someone from the forum here or they said they would be here..........they have not shown up yet...........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Doing the boring 9 to 5.......no Dave not Dolly Parton.......:eek:
:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[rob1963]

Tony,

Did you bring me back some chocolate?

:P

[Dragonfly]

Tony,

Did you bring me back some chocolate?

:P

hes there for a week rob and a little drafty by all accounts today :D :D :D :beer1:

[sleah]

Er, WWII finished in the 40s Vulcans weren't around until the 50s (maiden flight 1952) There weren't any jet bombers or fighters in WWII to my knowledge

Ah, Mr Pendatic. Welcome, do join us :Meeting:

Mmmm. I need to MOT my van, just don't seem to be able to find the time, or the :Censored: wheelbarrow full of cash to pay for the more expensive class 7 MOT:mad:

[Dragonfly]

who remembers sport billy????

[Corabar Steve]

I remember the name, but couldn't tell you why I know it.

[rob1963]

hes there for a week rob

Fantastic!

Plenty of time for him to get me some choccy then!

:P

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Fantastic!

Plenty of time for him to get me some choccy then!

:P

I thought you were on a diet? ;)

[rob1963]

Indeed I was, Darren, but sadly it all went a bit pear shaped a month or two back...and with Christmas coming up, there's no chance of getting back into it properly again until January.

Until then, I'll just have to put up with being a tad over weight!

[Corabar Entertainment]

hes there for a week rob and a little drafty by all accounts today :D :D :D :beer1:Why? Has somebody knicked his trousers? :p :p :p

[Dragonfly]

Why? Has somebody knicked his trousers? :p :p :p

nope ....... his windows :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Quick everyone up to Tony's, there's a disco rig going begging :sj:

[Dragonfly]

only warriors though steve .... worth the petrol ?? :p :p :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Corabar Steve]

Depends on how much they'll fetch on DJ Bids

[rob1963]

If they're Warriors, loads of people will be bidding!

[PropellerHeadCase]

it all went a bit pear shaped a month or two back...

And "it" isn't the only thing :eek:

[Penfold42]

hes there for a week rob and a little drafty by all accounts today :D :D :D :beer1:
Very funny......both windows......:(


Fantastic!

Plenty of time for him to get me some choccy then!

:P
:moon:

I thought you were on a diet? ;)
Its not working.......:D :boxer2:


Quick everyone up to Tony's, there's a disco rig going begging :sj:
:eek:

only warriors though steve .... worth the petrol ?? :p :p :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:
:eek: :boxer2: :moon:

[Penfold42]

Why? Has somebody knicked his trousers? :p :p :p

Oh what concern.....for your fellow DJs.....:rolleyes: ;) :D

[rob1963]

I thought you were on a diet? ;)


Its not working.......:D :boxer2:

:jawdrop:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I think Tony got his quotes mixed up Rob.

[rob1963]

I think Tony got his quotes mixed up Rob.

Did he?

Ok - Now I'm confused (not that it takes much!)

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

welcome to uncle Tonys !!!! :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Is he some sort of credit card fraudster?

[Dragonfly]

nope but i saw that this morning and it made me chuckle :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Is he even really a Tony?

[rob1963]

I thought he was a Penmare

[Dragonfly]

Is he even really a Tony?

hhmmmm .... am I really a Dave .... are you really a Steve??? or are we all really figments of our own imagination???

[Penfold42]

I think Tony got his quotes mixed up Rob.
Have you tried opperating an AZERTY keyboard......its hard trying to use a standard one at home.......that look 2 mins of hard currency.....:D

Is he even really a Tony?
No not really.......Antony....no H......but most poeople call me pillock....:zip:

hhmmmm .... am I really a Dave .... are you really a Steve??? or are we all really figments of our own imagination???
Been at the cooking Sherry again.....:D

[Dragonfly]

nope but im going for it tonight ...... a drink every 10 mins during the game....

[rob1963]

I only just heard about the game...

...in which case there will probably be nobody at my quiz night.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Dragonfly]

I only just heard about the game...

...in which case there will probably be nobody at my quiz night.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Rob what planet have you been holidaying on since saturday mate??? :beer1: :beer1:

however this is where your quiz lay out comes into its own .....

get to venue
welcome everyone
hand out the question/answer sheets
give everyone say ooooohhhh ...... 90 minutes to complete them??
mark the sheets
announce the winner
job done

:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

thank god weve loaned him to villa

[Corabar Steve]

thank god weve loaned him to villa

Is that Uncle Tony's villa?

[Dragonfly]

no thats in marbella

[Corabar Steve]

Is that where his card cloning machines are?


Oops I'd better watch it, that's getting a bit libelous :sarc:

[Dragonfly]

no theyre in Barnet ..... :D :D :D :D in a small shed behind some fruit trees next to a railway line.

[Corabar Steve]

Nowhere I know then

[Penfold42]

EN GER LAND, EN GER LAND, EN GER LAND.........:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[sleah]

Mary had a little lamb,
the midwife had a fit,
but when old MacDonald had a farm......:eek:

[Penfold42]

Mary had a little lamb,
the midwife had a fit,

And everywhere the lamd did go,
It really had a .......tail wagging....:D :D :D :D

[sleah]

Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot the shepherd

[Penfold42]

Have you been drinking???

[sleah]

Have you been drinking???

Nah, just nicking jokes from other forums:whistle:

[Penfold42]

Nah, just nicking jokes from other forums:whistle:

LOL...:D

[sleah]

LOL...:D

LOL? I did:D :D :D :D :D

Just speak up if you want any more exceptionally bad jokes.......

[PropellerHeadCase]

Author! Author!

or is that

Plagiariser! Plagiariser! ?

[Corabar Steve]

Don't go throwing accusations around like that!

It could be construed as libel :sarc:

[Dragonfly]

has Noddys car really got a big enough engine to tow his entire house across Toy Town ????

[Corabar Steve]

Depends on how much his house weighs, I would've thought.

[PropellerHeadCase]

And how big Toy Town is.

[rob1963]

I wonder if Gordon is having second thoughts about becoming PM?

:rolleyes:

[sleah]

Cheap CD-R's anyone?

One careless owner.......:D

[rob1963]

Cheap CD-R's anyone?

One careless owner.......:D

:Laugh:

[rob1963]

Last night, our "top" footballers proved something I already knew...

...they are not worth the obscene amounts of money they're paid.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Last night, our "top" footballers proved something I already knew...

...they are not worth the obscene amounts of money they're paid.

They are not paid obscene amounts of money for playing for their country as far as I'm aware.

[rob1963]

They are not paid obscene amounts of money for playing for their country as far as I'm aware.

I didn't say they ARE paid obscene amounts of money for playing for their country.

And why was McLaren sacked?

Didn't the players ALSO have something to do with us losing?

:shrug:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I didn't say they ARE paid obscene amounts of money for playing for their country.



But that is what you were inferring. The fact that they get paid a lot of money playing for their clubs has no bearing on how they perform on an international level.

You said "Last night, our "top" footballers proved something I already knew...

...they are not worth the obscene amounts of money they're paid."

How did they prove they weren't worth the money last night then?

[rob1963]

The fact that they get paid a lot of money playing for their clubs has no bearing on how they perform on an international level.

Indeed. That was abundantly clear last night!


How did they prove they weren't worth the money last night then?

By not playing well & losing.

[Dragonfly]

the belgians are coming the belgians are coming.

[Penfold42]

Not half as obscene as the manger got paid for being sacked.....i hear 2m...:eek: :eek:

Nice work if you can get it......:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

End of the day , the first goal was soley scot carsons fault ..... maclaren as the manager chose to drop Robinson (which he should have done 3 games ago imo) and drop carson in the deepend in the most high profile match we've had for a long time. very very bad management decision which inevitably meant we didnt qualify which was the minimum criteria expected.

he was given a 4 year deal not a 2 so the payout i believe is the fa buying out the remainder of his contract.

[Penfold42]

All true....but leaves a bad taste in the real football fans mouth....IMO

No summer of football.......:(

[Corabar Steve]

Oh well, never mind

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

By not playing well & losing.

But that's the point - they weren't getting paid obscene amounts of money for playing for their country. (As I've already mentioned)

[Penfold42]

Oh well, never mind

Yep....get on with it......nothing now until 2010.....World Cup....if we qualify....:D :D :D :D

Anyone care to guess who the next England Manager will be??

[rob1963]

But that's the point - they weren't getting paid obscene amounts of money for playing for their country. (As I've already mentioned)

I know.

They get obscene amounts of money for playing for their clubs, presumably because of their amazing talent.

If they were worth that much money, you'd think that when playing for their country the other night their performance would have been better.

If our best players can't even get us into Euro 2008, then we have big problems.

[Have a disco]

Cant wait for something less boring than footie to replace our viewing habits like pepole not worrying about how much we all charge to view a match

[Penfold42]

Cant wait for something less boring than footie to replace our viewing habits like pepole not worrying about how much we all charge to view a match

What like reality T.V...:rolleyes: ..that is so :Rob James: now.........I don't think there is enough sport on the television IMO.......:sofa:

[Dragonfly]

i would like to say that after yesterday christmas is hereby cancelled indefinately for the entire world and should a big fat chap in a red suit be seen anywhere near my house in the coming weeks he shall be shot in site !!!

;) :D :D

[Penfold42]

That's burgered....:rolleyes: my costume up then.........:D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Corabar Entertainment]

That's burgered....:rolleyes: my costume up then.........:D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1::lol:

[Dragonfly]

That's burgered....:rolleyes: my costume up then.........:D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

legend :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

It's not funny really...:D ......but i'll let Dave explain...:)

[Dragonfly]

found out yesterday that my foot hasnt fused properly (after firstly being told it was fine 2 weeks ago by a registrar and told to walk on it and secondly seeing my consultant for the first time since before my operation instead of one of his minions)

so im now non weight bare on my ankle until january so have had a torrid 2 days trying to get hired helps and roadies so i dont let any of my clients down over xmas .....

and to be honest if i wasnt able to work over xmas without a doubt the business would have to fold. quite a few dates are covered thanks to family and friends :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

but as you can imagine it is a very frustrating upsetting time im having and im just a little bit forlorn about it all .....

next week i shall pick myself up dust myself off and just run at it head on the way ive become acustomed to.

(excuse the pun)

on the work side the impossibleds are great and look really good with the rest of my show was in a function room last night 150 people and the coverage was huge ....... biggest dancefloor i think ive ever seen and 2 of them covered it totally and up the walls at the sides as well.

2 bookings for february confirmed this morning.

:D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Any beer in the house then.....??
Got a cat?? (just joking Angela) :)

I'll check as i said Monday and come back to you about those two dates......:)

Chin up mucker....:)

[Corabar Steve]

That's bad news Dave. Keep smiling & good luck.

[Penfold42]

Tony have you considered "how to turn your decking into a shed?" for tuesday when the realisation that you have been led astray becomes apparent ? :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

In answer to your question Dave....the link in need to ring...so not able to till Monday....i also have another number to ring...so looking promising.....:D
The is a little hiding place under the decking as it's 3.3m of the deck so to speak......

And i've also ordered a jock strap of e-bay.............:eek:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[rob1963]

i've also ordered a jock strap of e-bay.............:eek:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

I didn't know you're Scottish!

[Penfold42]

I didn't know you're Scottish!

........when it's a wee bit cold ......as it is these day's.....certain parts have been known to go North..........:eek:
:D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

........when it's a wee bit cold ......as it is these day's.....certain parts have been known to go North..........:eek:
:D :D :D :D :D

:Laugh:

[Penfold42]

Blimey what a day that's been.....

Got up this morning - flat tyre.......good start...change that....no nails damaged.......:rolleyes: :D :D :D
Spent all morning on the phone sorting 'bit's' out.....
Chewed my mates ear off on the phone....
Tyre company didn't have time to put tyre on and i couldn't be @rsed to wait around so put that on myself.........smashed hand this time....not chuffed....:mad:
Got home....no beer............:eek: :eek: :eek:

Give today a miss i think.........:(

[Dragonfly]

Blimey what a day that's been.....

Got up this morning - flat tyre.......good start...change that....no nails damaged.......:rolleyes: :D :D :D
Spent all morning on the phone sorting 'bit's' out.....
Chewed my mates ear off on the phone....
Tyre company didn't have time to put tyre on and i couldn't be @rsed to wait around so put that on myself.........smashed hand this time....not chuffed....:mad:
Got home....no beer............:eek: :eek: :eek:

Give today a miss i think.........:(


ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh !!!!!!!!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

one more time .... everybody!!! :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

Thanks for the beer Dave.......oh and sho......errrm....thank you for the song......:D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Next week: Dragonfly does Rodgers and Hammerstein.

[Penfold42]

Next week: Dragonfly does Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Has he got a civil partnership gig then.....??

[Dragonfly]

http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.britmovie.co.uk%2F genres%2Fcomedy%2Fimages01%2F097a.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears

My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
that rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls over
stones on its way
To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to pray

I go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more

[PropellerHeadCase]

Jeez, time flies.

[Penfold42]

Have you nothing to do then Dave??........that has to be a cry for help......:D

[Dragonfly]

Have you nothing to do then Dave??........that has to be a cry for help......:D

yeah .... the proper footie isnt on till tomorrow. :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

yeah .... the proper footie isnt on till tomorrow. :D :D :D :D

What table footie, blow footie......??? Sorry not with you...unless you mean that shower of ..........http://planetsmilies.net/animal-smiley-4960.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)
called LFC......:sofa:

[Penfold42]

See i do answer my phone............:D

[Dragonfly]

See i do answer my phone............:D

lol indeed comeback all the things we said .... still say we should monitor andromeda roadshows round the clock service though :D :D



I feel the need ................

[Penfold42]

..........the need for spe.........''

No - naughty word....can't use that..........

''Slider......you smell!!'':D

[Penfold42]

Sent e-mail today....someones either going to not be bothered or will not be very happy.......:)

[Dragonfly]

well we shall see lol ...... 3 enquirys today 2 passed over 1 looks hopeful so fingers crossed . done some proper work today then Tony?

[Penfold42]

well we shall see lol ...... 3 enquirys today 2 passed over 1 looks hopeful so fingers crossed .
Thanks.....good to see you doing you duties.....nearly Christmas....you should be in for a bonus......:eek: :D :beer1:


done some proper work today then Tony?

:moon:

Yes trying to get the 15th off the ground......party hats, streamers, poppers.....ect, ect..........

Ballons for the 9th food...............yep a real bore.......:D :D :D :D :D

Just hope the DJ's turn up......:eek: :zip:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Thanks.....good to see you doing you duties.....nearly Christmas....you should be in for a bonus......:eek: :D :beer1:



:moon:

Yes trying to get the 15th off the ground......party hats, streamers, poppers.....ect, ect..........

Ballons for the 9th food...............yep a real bore.......:D :D :D :D :D

Just hope the DJ's turn up......:eek: :zip:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

well i shall be there ...... if i have to be wheeled along the a52 in a hospital bed i shall be there !!!!

[CRAZY K]

What table footie, blow footie......??? Sorry not with you...unless you mean that shower of ..........http://planetsmilies.net/animal-smiley-4960.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)
called LFC......:sofa:

Theres a picture in the Daily Mail today of some LFC Supporters holding up a Liverpool Flag--have you noticed the Dragonfly Discos trademark flames either side.

Hope your getting your royalties Dave:D :D :D

CRAZY K

[Dragonfly]

Theres a picture in the Daily Mail today of some LFC Supporters holding up a Liverpool Flag--have you noticed the Dragonfly Discos trademark flames either side.

Hope your getting your royalties Dave:D :D :D

CRAZY K

it would be an honour and privalige to use my flames for such a noble cause :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

well i shall be there ...... if i have to be wheeled along the a52 in a hospital bed i shall be there !!!!

LOL.....what a sight....:D

Need to sort out the finer bits as well on Saturday......:)

[rob1963]

Why is it that the only member of ZZ Top without a beard has the surname "Beard"?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[Dragonfly]

Why is it that the only member of ZZ Top without a beard has the surname "Beard"?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

for the same reason that the only member of the village people that isnt gay is the one dressed in leather gear and has the stereotypical look :D :D :D ... or so I heard?

[rob1963]

...and the same reason why there are 3 people in "The Thompson Twins"?

[PropellerHeadCase]

for the same reason that the only member of the village people that isnt gay is the one dressed in leather gear and has the stereotypical look :D :D :D ... or so I heard?

I believe that in fact only two of the five original Vlliage People were actually gay, much like only one member of Erasure is gay, yet they get called a gay band.

[Corabar Steve]

Why is it that the only member of ZZ Top without a beard has the surname "Beard"?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:Because he's the one who shaves & is one of the few living americans who understands the concept of irony


for the same reason that the only member of the village people that isnt gay is the one dressed in leather gear and has the stereotypical look :D :D :D ... or so I heard?False, he is.


...and the same reason why there are 3 people in "The Thompson Twins"?There was originally 7 of them & they named themselves after characters in the Tin Tin books


much like only one member of Erasure is gay, yet they get called a gay band.True

[Penfold42]

..or that The Righteous Brothers....were not 'Brothers'??

[Dragonfly]

what came first .... patios or children?????

[Penfold42]

Decking or digital???....chicken or egg???.......

[Dragonfly]

decking before digital definately ....... i shall however lead you astray tomorrow. lol

[Penfold42]

That's not hard to do at the moment....my MD thinks were shacked up.....:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dragonfly]

mine too ...... we could rake it in mate ..... civil partnerships???

[Penfold42]

:eek: I could say something now ....but i won't as the 'big wigs' would send me to jail.....do not pass go and do not collect £200 pounds..........:D :D :D :D

[Corabar Entertainment]

....my MD thinks were shacked up.....I think most people do :p - or, to be truthful, not that you're shacked up, because you wouldn't be talking to each other so much on here..... more that you'd LIKE to be :p :p :p :sofa:

[Penfold42]

I think most people do :p - or, to be truthful, not that you're shacked up, because you wouldn't be talking to each other so much on here..... more that you'd LIKE to be :p :p :p :sofa:

:lol:....we have a good working relationship....

...and that kinda comment strikes me of being jealous........:p :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Entertainment]

...and that kinda comment strikes me of being jealous........:p :D :D :D :DAh.... but the question is, am I jealous of you or of Dave? :whistle:

[Dragonfly]

Tony ...... im the short fat one :D :D :D :D


:beer1: :beer1: although there was bpm????? :beer1: :beer1: :D :D :D :D

wahooooo 1000 post on the off topic topic ....