Twotone Tone's off topic...topic.......

[Dragonfly]

DJ Yoda has now been unpolluted for 9 whole months ...... well done :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Corabar Steve]

He's popped the sprog so he can start again now :sj:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

DJ Yoda has now been unpolluted for 9 whole months ...... well done :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

Ta!

It seems like I gave up years ago....;)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

He's popped the sprog so he can start again now :sj:

I've done what? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Corabar Steve]

I thought you'd stopped for the duration of your pregnancy

[Dragonfly]

I've done what? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Steves rather vulgar and laddish way of saying you've had a baby ....



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

No the lump still appears to be there...

[Dragonfly]

now that is no way to refer to Steve now is it :D :D :D :D :D




two wrongs don't make a right ;) :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Corabar Steve]

http://planetsmilies.net/sign-smiley-438.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Dragonfly]

just wondered ..... is batman technically a super hero ? as he doesnt posess any super powers as such ?? or is he just a bit of a cool bloke ? well as cool as you can be with your pants on the outside? and a young boy in tights as a sidekick??

[rob1963]

just wondered ..... is batman technically a super hero ? as he doesnt posess any super powers as such ??

No super powers?

Have you seen the original TV series?

How many people do YOU know who can walk up the side of a building on a rope like that?

:D :D :D

[rob1963]

Thinking about it, I don't think Superman was a real super hero either.

I know he could fly, but so do pigs...

...every time Shaun says "I don't need to edit that post"

:rolleyes:

[Corabar Steve]

Well I think he's thsoooper

[Dragonfly]

superman is super no question ...... as i am him and can prove it .....


but batman .... no special powers whatsoever .... walking up a wall with a rope ??? rubbish.

[Corabar Steve]

So by the same token, Green Arrow? Just happens to be a good shot.

That's DC for you. You wouldn't get that with Marvel.

[Dragonfly]

should'nt be super heros i think from this moment on we shall re-brand them ....... "above averagely talented people"

[Corabar Steve]

You wouldn't get that with Marvel.

Apart from Nick Fury, but he's only ever been described as an agent or hero, never superhero.

[Penfold42]

should'nt be super heros i think from this moment on we shall re-brand them ....... "above averagely talented people"

That get's me in that bracket then........:thumbsup:

[Dragonfly]

above averagedly tall maybe??

[Penfold42]

why's that you are booked to do the victory party mate ...... should have got tracks upto "Y" ....You'll never walk alone loaded onto your play out system by then ;) :D :D :D :D :D


There's a filter on here......do you want a text?
:D

[Dragonfly]

There's a filter on here......do you want a text?
:D


no ta i'll just re-read the last two .... before i lied to 3 customers and told them you were good :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

no ta i'll just re-read the last two .... before i lied to 3 customers and told them you were good :D :D :D :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

Thrown up anymore mate.......I'm having a nice pepperoni, chicken tikka, salami and chili pizza....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:D

[Dragonfly]

turn the lights off and everyone hide Callums here!!

[Jiggles]

doo do, dooo do, do do do do <<< Jaws theme :D

[Dragonfly]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

Thrown up anymore mate.......I'm having a nice pepperoni, chicken tikka, salami and chili pizza....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:D

now if I telephone mrs. brown i strongly suspect she may not support your story ????? :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

whose first for the new forum game ........ hobbit throwing !!

[Jiggles]

Ok im now off!! :run:

[Penfold42]

now if I telephone mrs. brown i strongly suspect she may not support your story ????? :D :D :D :D :D

She went to Weatherspoon for the curry night.......:P

And a few beers in the fridge for me.......:ner:
:D

[Dragonfly]

She went to Weatherspoon for the curry night.......:P

And a few beers in the fridge for me.......:ner:
:D


do you need a hand getting the lids off or can you manage tone???

[Penfold42]

Nope........Mr Sicky man........:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

Might even go for a fried egg sandwich as well.....nice and greasy.....:D

[Dragonfly]

carry on mr. brown carry on ....... now wheres that other number :confused: :confused: :confused: :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

doo do, dooo do, do do do do <<< Jaws theme :D

Sorry, isn't that the Twilight Zone theme?

Jaws is Dah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum Dah Dum Dah Dum Dah Dum Dah Dum.....

[Penfold42]

How's the attic...How's the attic...How's the attic
....how do you think the bleeding attic is.....
Dark, dusty and hot.......I had a whale of a time........:mad:

[Dragonfly]

surely you wouldnt fit a whale in the attic?? well you missed arsenals title hopes being all but destroyed by the mighty liverpool arms pub team :D :D :D :D

sadly although i did pick 3 winners at aintree yesterday my winnings mean im still in Derby this morning 3 figures but with the first number being lower than 5 sadly.

[Penfold42]

surely you wouldnt fit a whale in the attic??

I never said that.....i said -

.......I had a whale of a time........

:D

You should have taken me up on that bet about the football.......really rub my nose in it.....:eek: :D....Beats doing discos.....:sofa:

[One Vision]

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/80/51/3781508/30250962642497l.jpg

[rob1963]

INTERESTING FACT OF THE DAY:

The e in ebay stands for echo.

:run:

[Penfold42]

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/80/51/3781508/30250962642497l.jpg

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

[Corabar Steve]

INTERESTING FACT OF THE DAY:

The e in ebay stands for echo.

:run:

I don't think that's particularly interesting :sj:

Seem quite daft actually :sj: :sj:


just wondered ..... is batman technically a super hero ? as he doesnt posess any super powers as such ?? or is he just a bit of a cool bloke ? well as cool as you can be with your pants on the outside? and a young boy in tights as a sidekick??

So were the Champions super heroes? They had the powers, but no costumes (just their own clothes, before we get any birthday suit jokes)

[rob1963]

I don't think that's particularly interesting :sj:

Seem quite daft actually :sj: :sj:

Maybe "surprising" would have been a better word then, as I'm sure echo would be one of the last words people would have thought of.

[Corabar Steve]

Originally, the site belonged to Echo Bay Technology Group, Pierre Omidyar's consulting firm. Omidyar had tried to register the domain name echobay.com but found it already taken by the Echo Bay Mines, a gold mining company, so he shortened it to his second choice, eBay.com.


Quite boring once you know :sj:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I thought it stood for electronic.

[Penfold42]

I thought it stood for Extortionate..........:D

[rob1963]

Originally, the site belonged to Echo Bay Technology Group, Pierre Omidyar's consulting firm. Omidyar had tried to register the domain name echobay.com but found it already taken by the Echo Bay Mines, a gold mining company, so he shortened it to his second choice, eBay.com.

The wonders if Wikipedia!


I thought it stood for electronic.

Exactly...and most people probably think that too, which is why I said it's surprising.


I thought it stood for Extortionate..........:D

That's just their charges, Tony!

[Penfold42]

That's just their charges, Tony!

It's also what people think they can get away with...........

I use Daz-bay....alot better value for money.......:D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

well well beaten by a pub team ......... :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

well well beaten by a pub team ......... :D :D :D :D :D

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

What on earth were Arsenal up to in the last 10 minutes........:confused: ....pulling people down in the penalty area...tut, tut, tut.........:D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Not so sure about well well beaten. It looked fairly even till you got that dubious penalty....

[Penfold42]

Not so sure about well well beaten. It looked fairly even till you got that dubious penalty....

Not a Liverpool man me but that looked a penalty...........

[Dragonfly]

hang your leg out in the area you run the risk ..

[One Vision]

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

Is that your :Censored: getting kicked red raw :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

hang your leg out in the area you run the risk ..

Hang your leg out? Did we watch the same game? There wasn't a leg involved, only a slight tug on a shirt.

[axeman]

very slight tug,


but what a great game !! ive had a vindaloo and 4 cans of fosters....this is the life...lol

[Penfold42]

Is that your :Censored: getting kicked red raw :D :D

No......only by Man Utd.... http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/English_Football_League/FA_Cup_Finals/1980-1989.html .....4th down......:( :D

[Dragonfly]

well last nights gig was probably the worst ever !!!!! not a happy bunny this morning .............. lets just say it ended up costing me 3 times what i got paid for it !!!

[Corabar Steve]

What the Hell happened??

[Dragonfly]

Hang your leg out? Did we watch the same game? There wasn't a leg involved, only a slight tug on a shirt.

ok slight tug on the shirt in the area and you know you run the risk !! all the same really.

[Dragonfly]

200 quid pair of glasses belonging to my wife broken before we got to the gig ...


then my dad (roadie) dropped a bass bin on a specific 15 inch part of the venue floor ........... the specific part of the venue floor that was temporary home to my back up laptop .... 30kg speaker from 3ft onto laptop ........

not even tested the speaker yet..

and the kids were little snot bags !!! "have you got ANY new songs dj"

estelle
low
mariah carey
flo rida
madonna and girly boy

they all went outside bar about 10 of them !!!

[Corabar Steve]

Sorry to hear about the gear & glasses mishaps.

As for your audience, stuff 'em! You know you're a good DJ even if they're not grown up enough to realise it yet. Put it down to experience.

[Penfold42]

Sorry to hear that Batman......
If you need anything give us a shout.....:)

[Dragonfly]

ta muchly my dad says he has a laptop at home which minnie is fetching as i type just means messing around setting it up all afternoon ....... if it's of a decent enough spec to take the program ...... aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh !!!!

horrible horrible feeling ...... ironically new screen for laptop 135 quid .......

new identical laptop 2nd hand obviously 150 quid !!!

[robbiedj]

Did you ever have one of those days when you should have stayed in bed?

I do and it looks like you did, mate. :bang:

[Penfold42]

You can use the "Denon" if you wish.....give you a feel for a quality playout system.........:boxer2: :D

[robbiedj]

You can use the "Denon" if you wish.....give you a feel for a quality playout system.........:boxer2: :D

Fight, fight :D

[Penfold42]

...it's true and he knows it......he's in PC World at this very moment...told him to pop down the local DJ shop and buy something decent.....will he listen....

:p :D

[Dragonfly]

ripping .................. easier for some than others ;) :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Penfold42]

ripping .................. easier for some than others ;) :D :D :D :D :beer1:

:handbag:

...so is setting up.....:eek: :zip:

[Dragonfly]

:handbag:

...so is setting up.....:eek: :zip:

I can't repeat what minnie just said on a family forum :zip: :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

I can't repeat what minnie just said on a family forum :zip: :D :D :D

No bacon butties for me next time then.........:(

:D :D :D :D


Good game BTW..........

[Dragonfly]

See the far superior gooners lost .............AGAIN!!! :zip: :zip: :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

See the far superior gooners lost .............AGAIN!!! :zip: :zip: :D :D :D

Pub team ......?

[Dragonfly]

Sunday leaguers ....... season finishes in May !!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

is this the way to Amarillo????

[Corabar Steve]

Second left, then third right mate.

[robbiedj]

It's just past the church, you should hear the bell ringing.

[Corabar Steve]

Turn right when you see the oak tree with a yellow ribbon tied round it.

[Dragonfly]

thanks chaps if i get lost i'll just wind the window down and ask the sugarhill gang.

[Penfold42]

Second left, then third right mate.
Are you sure......not 1st left then 3rd right....?


Been at the cooking sherry again Tone?

Nope but judging by your directions..you must have been.....:D

[Dragonfly]

have you signed up yet Tone??? :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

:lol:....i've not looked yet.....:D

I'm off for a look now...:D

[Dragonfly]

de de de de de............ i'm loving it !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQEQCNKgT_U&feature=related

[Penfold42]

:d :d :d :d

[Dragonfly]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh !!!!!!! my eyes :D :D :D :D

[CRAZY K]

You can use the "Denon" if you wish.....give you a feel for a quality playout system.........:boxer2: :D

And theres always the Cortex;)

CRAZY K

[Penfold42]

And theres always the Cortex;)

CRAZY K

Don't you start......£199:00 brand new, brand new....:bang:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

P.S....It is back up........not my main playout.......:ner:

[Dragonfly]

Don't you start......£199:00 brand new, brand new....:bang:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

P.S....It is back up........not my main playout.......:ner:

No crazy Tony at present is only an intermediate DJ and is waiting till he gets his wings to be able to handle the proper kit :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

No crazy Tony at present is only an intermediate DJ and is waiting till he gets his wings to be able to handle the proper kit :D :D :D :D

:lol:....:eek:

:beer1:

[Dragonfly]

popular day for birthdays then ??

[Penfold42]

It would seem that way....

Are you missing out then ??.....:D


No crazy Tony at present is only an intermediate DJ and is waiting till he gets his wings to be able to handle the proper kit :D :D :D :D

What like your roadie....:zip:

[Dragonfly]

It would seem that way....

Are you missing out then ??.....:D



What like your roadie....:zip:

indeed .....:D :D :D my roadie is at present allowed to handle the proper kit .......owing to the fact i fall over when I do :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

just recieved a copy of the letter the rehab specialist sent to my orthopeadic consultant and had to laugh uncontrollably at the phrase

"David has long-standing problems with both feet

:D :D :D :D :D :D nice use of words there chap :D :D

[Penfold42]

just recieved a copy of the letter the rehab specialist sent to my orthopeadic consultant and had to laugh uncontrollably at the phrase

"David has long-standing problems with both feet

:D :D :D :D :D :D nice use of words there chap :D :D

No :Censored: Sherlock!!

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

made me howl !!! lol got some money for you today mr. brown.. maybe :D :D ;)

[Dragonfly]

some swine has copied my theme page word for word !!!! email sent. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Penfold42]

made me howl !!! lol got some money for you today mr. brown.. maybe :D :D ;)
:confused: ...i'll ring you....:D

some swine has copied my theme page word for word !!!! email sent. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Name and shame.....:mad:

[Penfold42]

indeed pcdj is basically all that i have on my laptop my back up has pcdj and windows media i think.?

http://www.glasgowsoundcentre.com/gsc/denon_7145.gif

[Penfold42]

£370 quid .......... never let me down yet

:zip: :zip: :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

:zip: :zip: :D :D :D :D :beer1:


it hasn't the spare got dropped on lol ........ the primary has been superb touch wood :D :D

[Penfold42]

it hasn't the spare got dropped on lol ........ the primary has been superb touch wood :D :D

Don't you mean "PLY"............:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Don't you mean "PLY"............:D :D :D :D :D :D :D


sorry mate was thinking about your speakers when i posted :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Chipboard

[Penfold42]

Mdf.

[Corabar Steve]

Please don't promote other forums on this one :sj:

[Penfold42]

:lol:.....

[Dragonfly]

you're bored aren't you Tone ??

[Penfold42]

How did you guess......:D

[Dragonfly]

I'm clever me .... off to get some T-shirts and some transfer paper in a bit ..... so we can yet again bring down the already bad view of the mobile dj next weekend :D :D :D :D

where can i buy 3 sombreros???

[Penfold42]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Three_amigos_ver2.jpg

[Spirits High]

I'm clever me .... off to get some T-shirts and some transfer paper in a bit ..... so we can yet again bring down the already bad view of the mobile dj next weekend :D :D :D :D

where can i buy 3 sombreros???


I know I know!!!

place in Chesterfield does them but not sure if they come in DJ Milky way size though!

[Penfold42]

I know I know!!!

place in Chesterfield does them but not sure if they come in DJ Milky way size though!

If you are new to this part of the forum ......Please take your time and introduce yourself......:D

[Penfold42]

well we do .... but it doesn't say much when one of us is :
www.smellytrampdiscos.com (http://www.andromedaroadshow.co.uk/)
:D :D :D :D :D


You are so gonna die...........:handbag: :handbag: :handbag:

:D :D :D :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

that is just the funniest thing ive thought of today at least :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Oh yeah.....i'm L'ingMFAO here!

[Dragonfly]

see you found it funny too mate !!! all credit to you you have bought some superb domain names :D :D :D :D

www.ionlyusehomemadegear.co.uk (http://www.andromedaroadshow.co.uk/)


:D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

...and you say I'm bored............

http://uk.gizmodo.com/bush-shock.jpg

:zip: :D

[Dragonfly]

big w

[Penfold42]

I know I'm a bit late, but I'd just like to say...
...congratulations on your 3,000th!


Why thank you kind Sir

Bloody spammers............:D

[Corabar Steve]

Yeah! :sj:

[Dragonfly]

hello and happy sunday

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Bonjour.

[Dragonfly]

Bonjour.



23. All communication should be in the English language and text language should not be used.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Sorry, I forgot I'm home now.

I still have a number of suspicious looking sausages around me though.....

[Dragonfly]

Sorry, I forgot I'm home now.

I still have a number of suspicious looking sausages around me though.....


you have absolutely no idea Daz how wrong that post read :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Bonjour.

Bonjour.
Avez-vous profité d'un agréable moment en France ?
:D :D :D

http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/images/fanimal.jpg

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Bonjour.
Avez-vous profité d'un agréable moment en France ?
:D :D :D

http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/images/fanimal.jpg

Oui, merci.

Une certains nourriture et moi fantastiques avons essayé des cuisses de grenouilles pour la première fois. Les gras de foi étaient bons, de même que les festons et le mignon de filet. La honte I a dû conduire partout vraiment...

[Penfold42]

Oui, merci.
Not at all me old sparrow.....:D


Une certains nourriture et moi fantastiques avons essayé des cuisses de grenouilles pour la première fois. Les gras de foi étaient bons, de même que les festons et le mignon de filet. La honte I a dû conduire partout vraiment...

A certain food fantastic and I have tried the frogs' legs for the first time. The fat were good faith, as well as scallops and filet mignon. Shame I had to really lead anywhere ...:confused:

....:D :D ....OK i get your drift...!
See you brought the weather back with you......:p :D

[rob1963]

Une certains nourriture et moi fantastiques avons essayé des cuisses de grenouilles pour la première fois. Les gras de foi étaient bons, de même que les festons et le mignon de filet. La honte I a dû conduire partout vraiment...

Yes...I have the same problem when I eat pickled onions too.

[Dragonfly]

SCORE A GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penfold42]

:lol:....yeah getting that way.......for a semi final....it's a bit pants!!...
I'm in the front room now...with my new toy.....cordless router.......:D

[Penfold42]

'bout time!!!

[Dragonfly]

SEE IM RAFA IN DISGUISE .......................talk jibberish and am short and fat .... rubbish disguise i know. :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

ive always said that kuyt is a world class player :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip:

[Penfold42]

ive always said that kuyt is a world class player :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip:

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Dragonfly]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

cut the lad some slack tone he's only been there about 3 weeks ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Lucky lucky lucky...

[Dragonfly]

Lucky lucky lucky...



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/tateL_228x304.jpg


;) :D :D :D :D :D :D


did you see that???? dirty dirty terry

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Torres is a big girl too

[Dragonfly]

bet reading wish they had a girl like that on the books ?? :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Anyone to score a goal would be good at the moment!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/tateL_228x304.jpg


;) :D :D :D :D :D :D


did you see that???? dirty dirty terry

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done Riise...:D

[Dragonfly]

ah well gives them a chance at the bridge i suppose if we can turn 3-0 round 1-1 is piece of cake.

[Dragonfly]

dig this .............

http://innercity.id-t.com/innercity2005/portal/images/stories/hiphop/dj-yoda-big.jpg

[Dragonfly]

anyone want to buy a family????

[Penfold42]

:lol:...having fun Dave.....:D

[Dragonfly]

no ............ it's either assainate my family ........ have them assasinated ....... or sell them .............i'm trying the humane option first.

[Penfold42]

Grab a bit of rope from garage and follow instructions below.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/noose.jpg

[Dragonfly]

if only i had a garage :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

See what you mean now......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Ooooooooo look at the time....beer o'clock......:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

your on catch up

old speckled hen and hobgoblin ok for tomorrows festivities???

also got a raspberry cheesecake and a chocolate (Tony) Brownie

[Penfold42]

your on catch up

old speckled hen and hobgoblin ok for tomorrows festivities???

also got a raspberry cheesecake and a chocolate (Tony) Brownie

Mmmmmmmm........we got Leffe, Stella, and some other beer which i cant remember.........although the weather said it's gonna pi.............rain.....:(

I'm still cooking.....come hell or high water........the smoke signals will be going.....:D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm just off to tell the MD what sweets she will be missing out on...........:D

[Dragonfly]

Hightlight of the day I take it!

Callum we did consider logging on to the forum and just posting a load of obscenities as we knew you were in moderating charge , but we thought it childish and silly and me tony and paul are just not like that :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Callum we did consider logging on to the forum and just posting a load of obscenities as we knew you were in moderating charge , but we thought it childish and silly and me tony and paul are just not like that :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

What lies :D

[Corabar Steve]

Callum we did consider logging on to the forum and just posting a load of obscenities as we knew you were in moderating charge, but we thought it childish and silly and me tony and paul are just not like that

That & the fact there were 6 members of admin staff actually in the room with you.

[Penfold42]

That & the fact there were 6 members of admin staff actually in the room with you.

6??.........7.....:)

[Corabar Steve]

You being the seventh & also one of the possible perpetrators 6 of us in the room with you is correct.


Pay attention at the back Brown.

[Penfold42]

You being the seventh & also one of the possible perpetrators 6 of us in the room with you is correct.


Pay attention at the back Brown.

Ah.........:o
Well it is Monday.......:rolleyes: :D

BTW...it was nice to put a face behind the typing.......:)

[Dragonfly]

Ah.........:o
Well it is Monday.......:rolleyes: :D

BTW...it was nice to put a face behind the typing.......:)


or not in steves case :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip:



:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

or not in steves case :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip: :zip:

Remind me not to ring you when i need cheering up.......:D

[Dragonfly]

I missed the show. I missed the stream

http://www.freefoto.com/images/15/60/15_60_7---Mountain-Stream_web.jpg

[Jiggles]

BOO get off the stage! :D

[Dragonfly]

watch it mod - o baggins :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

:d:d.

[Dragonfly]

"Hi my names cutmaster swift" ................. surely thats child abuse ??? :D :D :D :D :D











**** please note the above comment is made purely in jest as i was kind of expecting my name is .... bob smith aka .....

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

No, but your puns are adult abuse..:sj:

[Dragonfly]

johnny oakley ...... i'm happy now

[Dragonfly]

come on the mighty anfield red men !!!!

good day so far ..... chinese all you can eat buffet , beer karaoke (Glen medieros) wahey.

[Penfold42]

Are we bored Dave.......???? :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

nope just waiting patiently

[Penfold42]

For.....?

[Dragonfly]

was that a hole in one tone??

[leighinstoke]

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

[Penfold42]

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

Ah, but how many mickles does it take to bake a cake....??

[Jiggles]

This post is off topic...




















Sorry i have been wanting to do that for a while :D

[Penfold42]

This post is off topic...Sorry i have been wanting to do that for a while :D

Why don't you lock it then........:D

[Jiggles]

naaa

[Dragonfly]

game over sadly

[Penfold42]

game over sadly

Milky Way will be in a good mood Thursday now......

"Up the Blues"...........:boxer2:



I had already contacted somebody via the contact form on DJ bids as suggested in my post at the time but had ney reply to date :rolleyes:
Is your chimp old enough to smoke............:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

'S going to be massive in the clubs, there's people doing a dance to it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF6Xm0kYDh8&feature=related) already...

cor ..... the silly things you guys get upto in the travel lodge at those dj show aftershow parties :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

I wouldn't put it past some of them

[Dragonfly]

could this be an early photo of the one and only mr. Darren "dj yoda" solitaire????

http://blogs.usatoday.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/27/celebrationyodababy_2.jpg

[Penfold42]

:lol:.....Daz is so gonna smack you for that....:D :D :D

[Tom]

:Laugh:

[rob1963]

Ok Tony...when are we going to get a full report in your digital diary of your first digital outing?

I've been waiting with baited breath!

[Penfold42]

Been busy this weekend....brothers been visiting so had to stay off the PC.....i'll post it in a bit.....:)

[Dragonfly]

whats best to get coffee from the inside of a keyboard and screen ??? just read Steves post on im a dj thread??? :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

whats best to get coffee from the inside of a keyboard and screen ???

According to Barry Scott, Cillit Bang.

[Dragonfly]

FOR THE ATTENTION OF THE OTHER TWO CURRENT KNIGHTS OF THE EAST MIDLANDS TABLE.

With reference to our idea of a working lunch type idea , i have an idea for a very interesting team building exercise .....

do you mind putting your health and well being on the line about 20 times in one day?

would you like to drink beer while in the process of doing question one?

do you like a real bargain when it comes to days out?

as i said .... i have a cunning plan more cunning than a cunning fox that has just graduated with a first class degree in cunning ...... you know the rest lol.

[Penfold42]

I would....but i'm really busy at the moment......:p

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

wheres Toto???

[rob1963]

wheres Toto???

Africa?

:rolleyes:

[Dragonfly]

no next episode ....found him

[Penfold42]

you should know you use 2 of them :D :D :D

:eek: ...............very funny Dave.....cracking laptop.......:rolleyes: :D

[Jiggles]

I hate this.... I just bought a freecom Tough drive and my D2 doesnt read it! Its formatted to FAT32 argh!!

[Penfold42]

I hate this.... I just bought a freecom Tough drive and my D2 doesnt read it! Its formatted to FAT32 argh!!

Swap you......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Now trying NTFS :D

[Dragonfly]

top o the mornin tone got any irish gigs today?

[Dragonfly]

Now trying NTFS :D

callum youre supposed to cry for a bit and get all huffy puffy because you can't do it first :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Thats what i do when i have tryed all bases :D

[Penfold42]

top o the mornin tone got any irish gigs today?

I had an interesting quote today….
*Best Irish voice*

Do you have this date free…..?
Yes I do.
I would like to hire you.
Thank you…..OK what day is it?
The xx of xxxxxx and do you play any Irish?
Yes we do…that’s a Saturday……what’s the celebration?
Christening.
:confused:
On a Saturday…..are you sure you have the right day?
Oh yes….
OK….may I ask why a Saturday….it just seems a strange day to have a Christening?
We all want to get :Censored:

We then had rather a long time on the phone laughing…….:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

thought you might ;)

[Jiggles]

ARGH! Changing to NTFS didnt help...

[Corabar Steve]

Should've got a Denon :sj:

[Dragonfly]

DAVE.......

Shut up......

:D

good morning and happy wednesday to you too mr. Brown :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

good morning and happy wednesday to you too mr. Brown :D :D :D

Nope.....not coming round that quick......

BOG OFF!

:eek: :D

[Dragonfly]

buy one get one free ..... couldve done that with a D2 with the money you spent on the "i only understand 1 language and its got to be the simple one Denon" :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

:lol:............:D

[Dragonfly]

Charge them......

Not my fault.....:)

well someones in a lovely mood :D :D :D couple of mr whippys in your slippers this morning by chance??? :D :D

[Penfold42]

well someones in a lovely mood :D :D :D couple of mr whippys in your slippers this morning by chance??? :D :D

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:


Sat in traffic this morning.......does my head in......:D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Looks like Adam Forgie has forgotten who he is....hehehe

[rob1963]

Adam...you are Adam!

I hope that clears it up!

:rolleyes:

[Tom]

As this is the off topic section I thought I would add and to rub it in Daves face that I got a Denon Sticker tonight. lol.

[Corabar Steve]

Dave's not here right now, please leave a message.

[Penfold42]

...after the Tone.....:p

[Corabar Steve]

Is that "the Tone"?

[Penfold42]

Errr.....:o ....yes.....:D

[Corabar Steve]

If you can get a word in edgewise then :sj:

[Tom]

Dave's not here right now, please leave a message.


...after the Tone.....:p

Hello Dave. Hope all is well. How's it hanging............. Just thought I would say that YES I finally got a Denon sticker. Well its 2 in 1. Just passing on the message.

Take care

Bye


If you would like to re-record this message please press 1 or hang up to end this call.

[Penfold42]

How's it hanging.............

:eek: ............:D

[Tom]

The leg tony, the leg. :lol:

[Penfold42]

The leg tony, the leg. :lol:

That's what i meant......:confused: ...what did you mean.....:rolleyes: :D

OK...leave it at that......:D :D :D

[MrWeetabix]

OK...leave it at that......:D :D :D

Yeah, there's a child's bike outside...

[Dragonfly]

Awwww Cal come here and let the stumpy , peg leg , pirate DJ give you a big (manly) hug :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

hope i haven't put my foot in it by posting this ;) :beer1:

[Jiggles]

:lol:

[Penfold42]

I'll post here as I can't in the other.......

Callum.......your a wuss......:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D


BTW.....I am joking......:)

[Jiggles]

I have just sat 6 exams! its stressful enough :p

[Penfold42]

OK then....:)

Anyway........'Walk The Line' tonight....not seen it....worth staying up or not...?

[Dragonfly]

anyone know what dj badgers tuuuune of the week is this week???

[rob1963]

anyone know what dj badgers tuuuune of the week is this week???

I'm sure we'll find out before too long!

[Jiggles]

Nails down the blackboard Remix? :D

[Dragonfly]

has anyone seen the film wild hogs????

[Spirits High]

has anyone seen the film wild hogs????


Yep :D

[Dragonfly]

lol Paul ...... is Darren (Solitaire) the singer at the chilli festival?? :D :D :D :D

[Spirits High]

lol Paul ...... is Darren (Solitaire) the singer at the chilli festival?? :D :D :D :D


:eek: now you mention it, absolutely is :D :D

[Dragonfly]

anyone know what the ruling is in twister when it says "right foot on blue" and you haven't got a right foot??? are you exempt or do you instantly lose???

[Jiggles]

No its right stump :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

anyone know what the ruling is in twister when it says "right foot on blue" and you haven't got a right foot??? are you exempt or do you instantly lose???

No, you have to invoke the Hokey-Cokey rule.

[Penfold42]

:lol:.....:D

[Dragonfly]

No, you have to invoke the Hokey-Cokey rule.


i can bring a new dimension to that now ....... you put your right leg on , you take your right leg off ,on,off,on,off and throw it at the kids you do the hokey cokey and you fall right down .......:D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Sounds like your holiday made you even more cheeky that you were before, Mr B!
Me.....Moi.....never!.....:D

Edit: Welcome back, by the way!

Ah, did you miss me........:kiss: :D

Holiday was very good apart from one annoying 'pretend' DJ.........and the :beer1: was flat.......:mad:

Thanks Rob....:D

[Corabar Steve]

i can bring a new dimension to that now ....... you put your right leg on , you take your right leg off ,on,off,on,off and throw it at the kids you do the hokey cokey and you fall right down .......:D :D :D :D :D

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[Penfold42]

Must 'Pen and Ink' a bit by now though??

[Dragonfly]

what dvd / movie shall i watch next???

[Penfold42]

Ah the joys of being off work........:D :D :D :D :D

Lord Of The Rings....????

[Jiggles]

"Hot Fuzz" or "Run Fat Boy Run" :sofa: :D good films for a laugh

[Penfold42]

Pmsl.............:d :d :d

[Dragonfly]

"Hot Fuzz" or "Run Fat Boy Run" :sofa: :D good films for a laugh

watch it spandex boy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D i'm watching ......


The A-Team :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Ah the joys of being off work........:D :D :D :D :D

I understood most of that post, Tony...but what does that last word mean?

[Dragonfly]

Rob apparently it's something Tony does ...... so we don't have to :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

I understood most of that post, Tony...but what does that last word mean?
Donkey??..........:D

Rob apparently it's something Tony does ...... so we don't have to :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Watch it you.......remember I have the power.........:D :D :D

[Jiggles]

IV GOT THE POWERRR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk