Twotone Tone's off topic...topic.......

[Dragonfly]

Watch it you.......remember I have the power.........:D :D :D

yep and when you get home ......I'll still have the internet :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

:lol:

[Penfold42]

yep and when you get home ......I'll still have the internet :D :D :D :D :D :D

:( :( :(

[Dragonfly]

What amp size would i get away with for karaoke ?

well i'm an amp , i'm 5ft 7 in but i don't do karaoke :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Shaun]

well i'm an amp , i'm 5ft 7 in but i don't do karaoke :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

LMAO!!!. You crack me up at times. :d

[Penfold42]

LMAO!!!. You crack me up at times. :d

Oh please.....!!!!

His head will swell........:p :D


yep and when you get home ......I'll still have the internet :D :D :D :D :D :D

I have internet now......:ner: :ner: :ner: :ner: :ner:

[Dragonfly]

new leg a week on monday wahoo !!!!! only for training purposes though won't be allowed to take it home until i know how to use it safely without damaging myself and those around me :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

You should have it for a long time then.......:D

[Corabar Steve]

Do you have to wear L plates?

[Jiggles]

Anyone say L plates?

[Dragonfly]

Anyone say L plates?

I feel a T-shirt moment coming on :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Ill send you over a bigger one if you want.

[Penfold42]

as long as it's formatted correctly :D :D :D :D :D :D and your amp is plugged in :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

...and if you can read the laptop screen......:handbag: :ner:

:D :D

[Dragonfly]

...and if you can read the laptop screen......:handbag: :ner:

:D :D

i've had beer and watched cheerleaders ......you may say anything you like mr. brown :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

LMAO......i'm playing catch up with the beer.....:D

Cheerleaders eh..........;)

[Excalibur]

LMAO......i'm playing catch up with the beer.....:D

Cheerleaders eh..........;)

I've run out of Leffe, and I'm still ripping like a madman.:bang:
Tony, I hate you. :p

[Penfold42]

I've run out of Leffe, and I'm still ripping like a madman.:bang:
Tony, I hate you. :p

Not Leffe....Stella and Jacques......oh, and a Martini or two before......

It's been a long weekend......:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

:D

[Excalibur]

Not Leffe....Stella and Jacques......oh, and a Martini or two before......

It's been a long weekend......:beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

:D

That post could be construed either as willy waving, or taunting the afflicted, both of which are frowned upon here. :mad: :mad:

Luckily, I've liberated a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc from the store as an emergency backup, :D :D
I've been ripping since 2pm, pausing only to fall asleep during the F1 fiasco. :D Need sleep.

[Dragonfly]

I've run out of Leffe, and I'm still ripping like a madman.:bang:
Tony, I hate you. :p


That post could be construed either as willy waving, or taunting the afflicted, both of which are frowned upon here. :mad: :mad:

Luckily, I've liberated a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc from the store as an emergency backup, :D :D
I've been ripping since 2pm, pausing only to fall asleep during the F1 fiasco. :D Need sleep.

who taught excalibur the secret handshake and password then .... own up :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Well I thououghly enjoyed the race. It was nice to see how they coped with the "unexpected"

[Dragonfly]

Not on the 'boat race'...........:D :D :D

mr. brown as your current secretary i thought it best to be in keeping with the ethos and face of the company ...... :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

mr. brown as your current secretary i thought it best to be in keeping with the ethos and face of the company ...... :D :D :D

Is that what bum licking does............:eek:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Penfold42]

....it also makes you look like a teabag.......:D

[Dragonfly]

nah mate .........................

http://www.charitycase.org.uk/assets/images/122007174449_full.jpg

CHEAP AS CHIPS !!!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Beautiful...:lol:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Hehehe....:sj:

[Dragonfly]

Does that work better then mr. solitaire??? :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

http://people.inf.ethz.ch/hvogt/tea/teabag_used.jpg

[Dragonfly]

oi fisher price disco man are you available on the 23rd august??

[Penfold42]

Yes i'm free.

[Dragonfly]

shall i tell the lady you'll do it for free then ?? :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

oi fisher price disco man are you available on the 23rd august??

I don't cover your area....

[Dragonfly]

I don't cover your area....


be right back need to change my trousers :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

shall i tell the lady you'll do it for free then ?? :D :D :D :D :D :D

If you like......i can always do some e-baying of second hand gear....:D

Edit - "Oi gitface"....:eek:.....charming....:D

[Penfold42]

well duh !!!! potato grower :D :D :D :D :D

what Shaun is saying is that he does not work the dates you said he has them off ...... but if he did he would charge more for them ....... can we have a little man signing in the corner please admin for mr penmare :D :D :D :D :D :D
Watch it tea bag, gravy thickner head.......oh and what's Derby famous for.....strong pair of legs i've heard......holding up the rest of the teams....

They have also a nick name of "Lucky"......

....."Lucky they don't snap........."
:D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

If I perform without one who is going to come and punish me?

Well i will for starters.....you naughty, naughty boy........

http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-8006.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Penfold42]

Would you like a slap?
PMSL...........:D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

very funny mr. brown.

[Penfold42]

very funny mr. brown.

:confused: .....eh?

[Penfold42]

I give them Tonys number :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Very funny........

Dib, dib, dib....go play with your woggle!

[Dragonfly]

Very funny........

Dib, dib, dib....go play with your woggle!


honest and considered post from me there ...... if they didn't get all 5 stars during their time at mcdonalds it's your gig mate :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

honest and considered post from me there ...... if they didn't get all 5 stars during their time at mcdonalds it's your gig mate :D :D :D :D

:lol:....sorted that questionair out yet then........

Question 1 - What's your IQ....and is it near your shoe size?

:eek: :D

[Dragonfly]

question 2. Do you know your own name ?

question 2a. Can you both spell it and write it on your own, in pen not crayon?

[Penfold42]

PMSL......:lol:.......LMFAO.......

I felt a bit of wee then.......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

did you get your email Tone ? :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

did you get your email Tone ? :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

Yes thank you......i feel very special now.

www.dodgeycustomsdealsoverseas.com

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

mr brown empty your pm mailbox .

[Penfold42]

Doing so .....sorry boss....:D

[Penfold42]

Tony does this several times on the way home from gigs in lincoln every week , don't worry about it :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Mr Hill....are you trying to get me to go off topic today and ruin my..'nice so far day'.............?

[Dragonfly]

you off topic Tone ???? surely not?? not since you joined the grown up section with the executive toilets??



I shall try and find some of Derbys finest to call you this afternoon.

[Penfold42]

you off topic Tone ???? surely not?? not since you joined the grown up section with the executive toilets??
They are nice.........gold taps as well....:ner:

I shall try and find some of Derbys finest to call you this afternoon.

IQ?

[Dragonfly]

IQ?


they will know the difference between a cat and a dog :D :D

[Penfold42]

they will know the difference between a cat and a dog :D :D

I'll pass them onto Spirits then.....:eek: :D

[Penfold42]

all idiots together .......off we go to the creche Tone :D :D :D

...:D :D :D :D :D

Well.....I was gonna get some for my Warriors....:D

[Dragonfly]

do eec regulations really state that all mobile disco operators need to have pat pli and a digital dj licence????


and


is "the low ball scam" really the tchnical terminology??

[Penfold42]

do eec regulations really state that all mobile disco operators need to have pat pli and a digital dj licence????


and


is "the low ball scam" really the tchnical terminology??

Ooooo......look at you still miffed....:D

[Dragonfly]

No your a pain in the arse........:D

now you take that back this very minute you nasty man !!

[Penfold42]

Go suck an egg!

[Dragonfly]

ooooooh he's in a mood tonight ...... right cancelling the iq part of the client test as of now and implimenting a burberry only criteria !!!

[Penfold42]

implimenting a burberry only criteria !!!

What's new then.....:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

just ignore him Adam Tony usually puts his windows in before he goes anywhere these days ............ saves chocolate making foreigners a job :D :D :D

Ha bloody ha......:D

[Dragonfly]

No, and this is where people get confused.

File sharing copyrighted music is illegal, whether it is for personal use or commercial gain.

What you are thinking of (probably) is that the BPI made a statement saying that if people are ripping thier won personal CDs to their PC or Mp3 player, they won't be pursueing them. It still isn't legal though...

so does that apply to ones they have bought or just the ones from the competitions?? :D :D :D ;) :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Spirits High]

I'll pass them onto Spirits then.....:eek: :D

You know I said between 10 and 1030 on sunday......forget it you're walking :D :D

[Dragonfly]

You know I said between 10 and 1030 on sunday......forget it you're walking :D :D


and youre picking me up at 9am paul ????? you never said i had to push ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D :D

[Spirits High]

and youre picking me up at 9am paul ????? you never said i had to push ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D :D

Tone said it takes about an hour and a bit from yours to his :eek:

Actually now i'm thinking about it we can go a bit quicker as we have all our windows in tact :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

So no toilet stops then?

[Dragonfly]

somebody please help me i have been to skeggy today with the family and am genuinely traumatised ...... the in car conversation on the way ...

my ten year old son: ..."mum is skeggy on the border to wales?" :eek: :eek:

my wifes reply: "no son .... it's up north (yes she meant skeggy not wales we are from derby)!" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


later on now i cant remember why but i made the mistake of mentioning naploeon??

my 10 year old son: "dad napoleon is a sexually transmitted disease isnt it?" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

his mums reply: "no he was a sailor in the first or second world war" :eek: :eek: :eek:


my input: "erm no sweetie a little before that i think"

her reply: "well i thought he was around at the time of colonel mustard"

me : "i think you might mean general custer"

:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

[Jiggles]

:lol: PMSL! I read that out to my dad and he just laughed! :D

[rob1963]

Didn't General Custer sell lighting stands to DJs?

I'm sure I remember hearing about the final one he sold....
















.....I think the headline was "Custer's last stand"

[Penfold42]

Didn't General Custer sell lighting stands to DJs?

I'm sure I remember hearing about the final one he sold....

.....I think the headline was "Custer's last stand"

Groan...........:D


must be liverpool too ...... i can see 3 european cups and they are all in colour :D :D :D :D :D :D

No account for taste then......:p

[Dragonfly]

No account for taste then......:p


surely you mean quality not taste ?? :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

surely you mean quality not taste ?? :D :D :D :D

I know what I meant.....now mind out the way i'm going to be sick.......:D

[Dragonfly]

just a quicky on our old friend produb ..... i posted a thread on "the darkside" 1 week ago on the subject over 100 views ............ not a single comment???

[Dragonfly]

:o :o.....no linky?.....I don't know....at least with Badger you get a link...:sofa:

i'd love to know how you actually DJ Mr. Brown seeing as you have quite obviously lost the use of your own fingers :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


or have you been putting naughty words into youtube again and incurred another ban from your good lady wife?

[Penfold42]

i'd love to know how you actually DJ Mr. Brown seeing as you have quite obviously lost the use of your own fingers :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'll poke you in the bleeding eye in a minute if you carry on....:boxer2:

[Tom]

I'll poke you in the bleeding eye in a minute if you carry on....:boxer2:

Now, that doesn't sound very nice does it. :p ;) :D

[Dragonfly]

Now, that doesn't sound very nice does it. :p ;) :D


he's not a very nice man Tom ..... a real meanie !!! :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Now, that doesn't sound very nice does it. :p ;) :D

Plenty to go round.....:p

[Corabar Steve]

Stop it Tony. Being nasty is my job .

[Penfold42]

Stop it Tony. Being nasty is my job .

Yes boss...:D

'Batman's gonna get a flick in the eye from Steve now....' :ner:

[Corabar Steve]

Well I did try to kick his leg out from under him last Sunday

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Oi Dragonfly - where's my phonecall back?

I left you a message 2 days ago...

[Dragonfly]

Oi Dragonfly - where's my phonecall back?

I left you a message 2 days ago...

sorry mr solitaire ..... my answerphone must be playing up? and no missed calls on my mobile? very odd? will give you a call at some point today??

going to check my answerphone again?? thats wierd

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

sorry mr solitaire ..... my answerphone must be playing up? and no missed calls on my mobile? very odd? will give you a call at some point today??

going to check my answerphone again?? thats wierd

It was the home number I think...

Ring me tomorrow Dave - I'm off out in a mo..

It's not about business. ;)

[Penfold42]

It was the home number I think...

Ring me tomorrow Dave - I'm off out in a mo..

It's not about business. ;)

Do you have to.......:p :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Thats just in your personal opinion, I guess you dont like def lepp :D


No that's in my personal opinion based on buying most of their albums as they came out, starting with 'On Through The Night' in 1980 and ending with me seeing them play live at Nottingham Arena (last night of their tour with Whitesnake and Thunder) last month. :Censored: :Censored: :Censored:



What guitar riff is in that then?



Is you dissin' Sweet Child, Steve? :beer1:


Rick Allen ..... one of my all time musical icons !!!

[Dragonfly]

mark my words people .......... this one day WILL happen !!!

[Corabar Steve]

Not in my lifetime :sj:

[Penfold42]

Name names then Sir! I only met a bunch of Pillocks! :p :D :D
Me....name....na Mr Wilks!!

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/watchwm/fpm_and_weed.jpg

I'm also trying to work out where you two put you flat cap and ferret....as I did see both whippet's outside.......:p :D :D :D

[Excalibur]

Me....name....na Mr Wilks!!



I'm also trying to work out where you two put you flat cap and ferret....as I did see both whippet's outside.......:p :D :D :D

And I saw a rather iffy looking type flogging stuff out of the back of a motor in the car park, to a bunch of suckers! :D :D

[JAMdisco]

And I saw a rather iffy looking type flogging stuff out of the back of a motor in the car park, to a bunch of suckers! :D :D

Yeah I heard about this! Very dodgy. :p :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

And I saw a rather iffy looking type flogging stuff out of the back of a motor in the car park, to a bunch of suckers! :D :D

:eek: :eek:

[Dragonfly]

And I saw a rather iffy looking type flogging stuff out of the back of a motor in the car park, to a bunch of suckers! :D :D


not dodgey lasers that were supposed to master slave and didnt were they?? :D :D :D :D :D :D

[JAMdisco]

not dodgey lasers that were supposed to master slave and didnt were they?? :D :D :D :D :D :D

Nope, dodgy Gaffer Tape! :p :D

[Dragonfly]

sticky on both sides???? :D :D :D :D

[JAMdisco]

sticky on both sides???? :D :D :D :D

or neither :D :D

[Penfold42]

not dodgey lasers that were supposed to master slave and didnt were they?? :D :D :D :D :D :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: .....:handbag:

sticky on both sides???? :D :D :D :D


or neither :D :D

:eek: ....good price as well.....green eyed monster i believe!! :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Do you lot mind. I am a reputable dealer in top quality professional gaffa tape.

People could get the wrong impression here...:sj:

[Penfold42]

And I saw a rather iffy looking type flogging stuff out of the back of a motor in the car park, to a bunch of suckers! :D :D
Didn't stop a thick Yorkshire man having a gander.....:D


Do you lot mind. I am a reputable dealer in top quality professional gaffa tape.

Steady on....not that good.....:boxer2:

[Dragonfly]

:eek: :eek: :eek: .....:handbag:




:eek: ....good price as well.....green eyed monster i believe!! :D :D :D


nah i'll stick to my blu tak :D :D

[Penfold42]

nah i'll stick to my blu tak :D :D

Thought as much...........:cowboy:

[Dragonfly]

Nope, sorry, you have lost me.:confused:

SHUT UP TOM !!!!!!! you're not a girl :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!

[Dragonfly]

watch us wreck the mic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penfold42]

Let's get ready to rumble
(Let's get ready to rumble)
(Let's get ready to rumble)
Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!


(Let's get ready to rumble)
(Let's get ready to rumble)
Let's get let's get let's get)
(Ready ready)
(Let's get ready ready)
(Let's get ready ready)
(Let's get ready to rumble)


straight up proven
We can get you groovin'
This track's boomin'
It ain't know hype


Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!


Let's get ready to rumble
Let's get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble


Sit back cracker jack
Don't take no flack
Rhymn in time
To the rhythm of the track
I'm Ant
I'm Declan

A duo
A twosome
So many lyrics
We're frightened to use them
So many lyrics
We'll keep them in stores
We've enen got them
Co! ! min' out of our pores
Your Father
Your Mother
Your Sister
Your Brother
Everyone's gotta be an AKA lover


Give us the motivation
We can cause a sensation
Give us the aspiration
We can cause a sensation
Give us girls top speed
Cause the girls stampead
Stylin' smilin' everybody butt-whilin'


Let's get ready to rumble
Let's get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let's get ready to rumble


Partners in crime
We'll never do time
A sentance for us
Has to end in a rhymn
Raw and pure like sushi
Don't try to do me
Use me or even try to sue me


We lay down the law
We're quick on the draw
We played it
We made it
The rest don't score
No jokes No messin'
We teach you a lesson
A state of confusion
To keep you all guessin'


Freackin' it sweatin' it
Bustin' the mic
Slammin' it jammin' it
Do what you like


Let's get ready to rumble
Let's g! ! et ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let's get ready to rumble


Freackin' it sweatin' it
Bustin' the mic
Slammin' it jammin' it
Do what you like


(Ready ready)
(Let's get ready ready)
(Let's get ready ready)
(Let's get ready to rumble)


Watch us reck the mic
Watch us reck the mic
Psyche!


[repeat to fade]:
Let's get ready to rumble
Let's get ready to rumble
Let's get ready to rumble
Get ready get steady and rumble
Everybody rumble
Let's get ready to rumble

[Dragonfly]

so Tone .... which one ??? stupid hat or stupid hair????

[Penfold42]

They are both gormless........:D

Rich...but gormless.....:D

[Excalibur]

Tony, thanks. Shame all round. ;) :( :(

[Penfold42]

Tony, thanks. Shame all round. ;) :( :(

Early days....give it time......i'll prod it in a day or so....;)

[Penfold42]

And I'll give you a a start. £30, can't say fairer.;) :D :D

Do you really want a poke in the eyeball.......:boxer2:

[Excalibur]

Early days....give it time......i'll prod it in a day or so....;)

Was actually referring to PM, but sentiment fits both perfectly.

By the way, did you know that The Lone Ranger actually killed Tonto?



























He found out what " Kimosabe" meant! :eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



Do you really want a poke in the eyeball.......:boxer2: I don't think comments like that will raise my offer significantly. :p :D :D

[Penfold42]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dragonfly]

And if we think what we type and put on here together with the use of a spell check......perhaps....only a little bit....perhaps, the public will not think we, being DJ's are not a bunch of numbskulls !!

until they meet you Tone ...... us , us I meant us Tone :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Penfold42]

until they meet you Tone ...... us , us I meant us Tone :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

:rofl:......:D :D :D

[Excalibur]

until they meet you Tone ...... us , us I meant us Tone :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

Some things are better left to the imagination, the pictures are better. ;) ;)

[Penfold42]

Nah...that theory has been blow out of the water long time ago.......:D

[Excalibur]

Some things are better left to the imagination, the pictures are better. ;) ;)


Nah...that theory has been blow out of the water long time ago.......:D

Not so my friend! On here you're a pleasure to talk to. ;) :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Not so my friend! On here you're a pleasure to talk to. ;) :D :D


he's a right plank on the phone though ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Excalibur]

he's a right plank on the phone though ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

No surprises there then. ;) :D :D

[Penfold42]

he's a right plank on the phone though ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:


No surprises there then. ;) :D :D

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/image.jpeg

What a double act........:D

[Dragonfly]

well old Tones off camping soon and today i got a sneak preview of his new tent ...... now camping to me is trees sleeping bags open fires no tv or mod cons for the duration ......but ........ judge for yourselves ...:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:



http://www.craphound.com/images/inflatablepub.jpg

[Excalibur]

Let's hope he doesn't meet the Big Bad Wolf then. Couple of huffs, and a puff, and that house is history! :eek: :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Are we opening a book on how long before withdrawal symptoms set in, and just Roadying for Tone is no longer enough?:confused: :D :D

Will miss it indeed but it is sadly no longer a practical way of life , may go out with big tone from time to time just to sex his image up :D , but i'm going the whole hog ...... everything will be sold so there will be no return :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(


don't get me wrong the physical side is by no means the only reason , for many years discos were what i looked forward to the most , getting out there entertaining was a good 70% of what drove me but in the last 6 months many more doors have been opened to me and i have a few other interests on the go, the biggest being sport again im training 4 days a week 2 hours a day and most of the competitions when the season starts will be on weekends. I have not been able to compete in any sport for 8-10 years upto now.

i'm really looking forward to getting all xmassy with the kids this year and maybe even going to see some crappy DJ play nothing but tiffany and love shack with the wife on NYE. :D :D :D :D

[Excalibur]

With the greatest of respect young Sir, I've already retired once, and made sure I couldn't restart :eek: and one of my mates has retired twice!;) :D
You may remember a wise man on here giving a splendid piece of advice-






"Never say never" ;) :D :D



PS. So if you're really giving up, I don't suppose there's a Cortex for sale in there? ;) :confused: If you're running Denon, sell that to Tone, and then he can let me have his Cortex, cos he doesn't like it anyway! :D

[Penfold42]

So if you're really giving up, I don't suppose there's a Cortex for sale in there?

Too slow...........I've had that best part of 6 months.....:P

:D

[rob1963]

Welcome back Tony!

How was the muddy field?

[Penfold42]

Welcome back Tony!
Ta...:)


How was the muddy field?

Muddy field....:confused: ....did you not know Skeggy - as we speak - is in the middle of a Tropical weather break from the rest of the UK?

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Muddy field....:confused: ....did you not know Skeggy - as we speak - is in the middle of a Tropical weather break from the rest of the UK?

:D :D :D :D :D :D

I'll believe you!

;)

[Penfold42]

I'll believe you!

;)

Please yourself....:D :D :D

I'm Victor Kiam......:D

[Dragonfly]

you sorted that shambles that is your fantasy league team out mr. brown?

[Penfold42]

you sorted that shambles that is your fantasy league team out mr. brown?

What's it to do with you....eh?

I have slipped a few places that's all.......:D :D :D

And why have you posted it in this thread and not the fantasy league?
Go away for two weeks and look what happens......tut, tut....:D

:beer1:

[Dragonfly]

What's it to do with you....eh?

I have slipped a few places that's all.......:D :D :D

And why have you posted it in this thread and not the fantasy league?
Go away for two weeks and look what happens......tut, tut....:D

:beer1:


mmmmmmmmmmm 4pm tomorrow i shall close all the curtains and turn all the lights off :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

mmmmmmmmmmm 4pm tomorrow i shall close all the curtains and turn all the lights off :D :D :D :D

You can run....but you can't hide......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Would you like a go in my new tent next year then? :eek:

[Dragonfly]

most definately ...... sounds like fun ..... has it got sky tv?

[Penfold42]

most definately ...... sounds like fun ..... has it got sky tv?

:lol:.....it will have all mod cons....by 2009 season.....:D

[Penfold42]

Tony why are you posting on this thread??? can you not read the title?? :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

AH shuddap......'Mr Cr@p DJ'.....:D :D :D

[rob1963]

So Tony...

...what's it like being a pikey?

Do you sell lucky heather?

Can you do a dodgy tarmac job on my drive?

What about telling my fortune?

:D

[Penfold42]

...what's it like being a pikey?
:approve:


Do you sell lucky heather?
Nope.


Can you do a dodgy tarmac job on my drive?
Nope....but I know a man that can....:D


What about telling my fortune?

Yep......carry on taking the 'Micheal' and you will be visiting another place on the forum.......'I have the power'........:boxer2: :p :D :D :D

:beer1:

[Dragonfly]

it's all just gone a bit wrong

[Penfold42]

:rofl: :rofl:.....he's not very happy.....:eek:

[Dragonfly]

we are merely lulling

[Dragonfly]

oooh no its been righted

[Penfold42]

Captain get them out the doo doo again.....:D

[Dragonfly]

told you we were lulling

[Penfold42]

told you we were lulling

:BS: :BS: :BS: :BS: :BS: :BS: :BS:

[Penfold42]

Yup.. I think its very overrated as well, kind of like "what crap can I get away with selling to the masses because I'm well known"...
Bit like Dave's Discos............:p :D

[Dragonfly]

Bit like Dave's Discos............:p :D

Tone I only sell crap to you mate :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

well got the full package from sky today .......................................






























complete balls up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sky plus box wont accept settings so wont record fas forward or in fact do anything

multi room box has been completely installed wrong .....as a seperate box not a multiroom so in effect we are getting charged for two seperate packages and not even connected to a phone line at all.

sky broadband is completely dependant on your pc being situated within a foot of your sky tv box????

their solution .............. get bt to put another line in ............ erm ............. is it not your job to connect things correctly !!!!!


gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Welcome to Sky. :sj:

[Jiggles]

Did you not hear that they have changed there motto "We put your blood pressure SKY HIGH so you dont have to!" :D

[Dragonfly]

can't believe it !!! guy told us we didnt need it connected to a phone line instead has drilled a hole through our outside wall and connected it to the dish??????????????????????????


the upshot of this ...... when they come to do it properly on tuesday hopefully we are going to be left with a honking great hole in our bedroom wall !!!!

[Penfold42]

..... when they come to do it properly on tuesday hopefully we are going to be left with a honking great hole in our bedroom wall !!!!

Do you want me to answer that........:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

yes.

[Penfold42]

Well i'm not....:ner:

[Dragonfly]

minnies just said she thinks tony brown is a complete prat :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


she was watching the prime minister on tv though so i don't think she meant you mate :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

But I am ......I..AM.....:eek: :D :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

but thats a dog food surely?

[Penfold42]

Are you bored tonight or something....:D

[Dragonfly]

nope ive got 2 sky boxes to take to bits :D :D :D :D

[Vectis]

SKY????? BROADBAND?????????

Luxury!

When I were a lad we had to make do wi' two old yogurt pots and a bit of tatty old string wi' knots in it :p

[Penfold42]

SKY????? BROADBAND?????????

Luxury!

When I were a lad we had to make do wi' two old yogurt pots and a bit of tatty old string wi' knots in it :p

For the IOW...that's not too hard to believe....:boxer2:

[Vectis]

For the IOW...that's not too hard to believe....:boxer2:

Eeee... when I were a lad I were a Northerner I'll have you know ;)

[Penfold42]

Martin.

That signature is rather large now.....and against rules.

[Corabar Steve]

but thats a dog food surely?

Sez cat food on ours.

[Dragonfly]

Dave, you're overvalued by £500.For heavens sake, there's bits missing. :D :D

yeah but my leg is 24 carat gold with diamond encrusted toenails and my brain has not been missed yet :confused: :confused:

might scribble denon on it too for extra value :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

might scribble denon on it too for extra value :D :D :D :D :D

LMAO.....only one difference.......Denon works every time....:boxer2:

[Excalibur]

yeah but my leg is 24 carat gold with diamond encrusted toenails and my brain has not been missed yet :confused: :confused:

might scribble denon on it too for extra value :D :D :D :D :D

Tone might be in the market for a brain. He thinks Denon is value for monry, rather than bling. ;) :D


LMAO.....only one difference.......Denon works every time....:boxer2:

The power of the badge, :( :(

[501damian501]

get basic package SKY or NTL then get the d-box2 off ebay for around £200 all channels free, cheers damian

[rob1963]

Tone might be in the market for a brain. He thinks Denon is value for monry, rather than bling. ;) :D

OMG Excalibur...assuming the second sentence of that post is serious, then we have the same opinion of Denon.

Shock horror!

It may be good value for monry (whoever he is) but certainly not for ME!

[Dragonfly]

Just seen this made me chuckle ....... apparently they have just asked how much postage and packing would be to their aunts house so far :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://sport.aol.co.uk/nigerians-show-interest-in-newcastle/article/20080922084905046333953

[Dragonfly]

Cheers.......:eek: :D :beer1:

I always get the comment "Are you like Peter Kaye?"...:D

and your reply??? shurrrup ya girl !!! :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

Just seen this made me chuckle ....... apparently they have just asked how much postage and packing would be to their aunts house so far :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://sport.aol.co.uk/nigerians-show-interest-in-newcastle/article/20080922084905046333953


Do you think they will send a cheque over but over the price and ask for the difference to be sent back over :D

[Penfold42]

and your reply??? shurrrup ya girl !!! :D :D :D :D

:lol:....:D :D

I do though....went for a drink with a mate the other week.....he sat there and ribbed me being Peter Kaye...with a disco business...

...took the smerk off his face when I mentioned the money part of it.....then I ribbed him over his boring 9 to 5.......:D :D :D :D :D :D

I sometimes wonder who I call mates...:)

[Jiggles]

I sometimes wonder who I call mates...:)

Us :D:p

[Penfold42]

Us :D:p

:lol:......:D

Last week someone (mate- or I thought SHE was) wanted a FREE disco and because i'm not doing it began to swear at me......how bizzare is that......I was stunned by that......:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Spirits High]

:lol:......:D

Last week someone (mate- or I thought SHE was) wanted a FREE disco and because i'm not doing it began to swear at me......how bizzare is that......I was stunned by that......:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


you'll probably find they were swearing as a relief that you wouldn't do it :D :D :D :D :D :D :p

[Penfold42]

you'll probably find they were swearing as a relief that you wouldn't do it :D :D :D :D :D :D :p

Oh bog off.........little man! :D

[Dragonfly]

why are there so many pilchards on ebay????? aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penfold42]

why are there so many pilchards on ebay????? aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need a stamp.....:D

[Dragonfly]

yeah god what a spam head!!! which listings am i looking at tone?

[Penfold42]

I beg to differ :D :D
OI


.....one post and off topic......:mad:

:D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[Spirits High]

Oh bog off.........little man! :D


Oh well look at you all high and mighty with your 18 gigs :p :p ;) :D

[Penfold42]

Oh well look at you all high and mighty with your 18 gigs :p :p ;) :D

And don't you forget it PAL......or is that Paul......:p :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[Spirits High]

OI


.....one post and off topic......:mad:

:D :D :D :D :D :beer1:


you cheeky, that's from another thread :eek: :eek:


And don't you forget it PAL......or is that Paul......:p :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

My england is quite proper.......on this thread ;)

[Penfold42]

you cheeky, that's from another thread :eek: :eek:

Always said to Dave you were a littlle slow on the up take.....:P :P

[Spirits High]

Always said to Dave you were a littlle slow on the up take.....:P :P


I'm slow :confused:

right no more lunch for you in the Marina :p :D

[Penfold42]

right no more lunch for you in the Marina :p :D

:doh: :quiet:


It was only a burger.....:eek: :zip: :D :beer1: :beer1:

[Spirits High]

:doh: :quiet:


It was only a burger.....:eek: :zip: :D :beer1: :beer1:


yea, you say that but did you see the size of the chips :eek:

[Penfold42]

yea, you say that but did you see the size of the chips :eek:

:lol:.....Daddy and chips........:D :D :D

...and I even claimed back the expences.......:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Spirits High]

:lol:.....Daddy and chips........:D :D :D

...and I even claimed back the expences.......:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'll get my cut at BPM then ;) :D

[Penfold42]

I'll get my cut at BPM then ;) :D

:lol:


indeed good read

and no he means gammon and pineapple only pikey common peasents who can't afford the tropical delight that is pineapple have it with egg :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

Whatever......:D

won the friendly 10-9 tonight was a wicked game .

:cool:

[Penfold42]

uncle Daz uncle Daz !!!!!!! look look Tonys going way off topic !!!!

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

Sorry......:o just slighty.......but it was Arnie's fault......

[Dragonfly]

oh yes getting your bum out ............... very posh indeed mr brown and i was nice about you too :mad: :mad: :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

Say's the man from C&A.....:p :D


less letters than SCOPE hey Tone :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

less letters than SCOPE hey Tone :D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

LMFAO.....:D

[Dragonfly]

Is that because you're a :
Wuss?
Old Fogey?
Arsey DJ? or
Caravanner? :confused: :confused:


You Fibber! :eek: I believe you're 1, 2 and 3. I know you're 4. :p :D :D

Excalibur that's PIKEY caravanner to us :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Corabar Steve]

Gnomes.

[Dragonfly]

mobile gnomes

[Penfold42]

Ha, ha, ha.... he, he, he...I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me....!

[Dragonfly]

Shut It Grimble Grumble !!! :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Show me the way to go Gnome, I'm tired & I want to go to bed.....

[Dragonfly]

costumes now sorted for the Reading festival :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Goblins

[Dragonfly]

orcs

[Corabar Steve]

Pirates!http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1136.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Penfold42]

Show me the way to go Gnome, I'm tired & I want to go to bed.....

:o ...ooops...:D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Anyone want to buy my house?

[Penfold42]

Anyone want to buy my house?

Do you have gas bottles outside?

[rob1963]

Anyone want to buy my house?

Why?

Are you looking to sell it before it's worth nothing?

:p

[Dragonfly]

Anyone want to buy my house?

does it come with a garage full of disco gear included???


Do you have gas bottles outside?

no !!!! Daz is posh ......... not a pikey morris dancer !! :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

does it come with a garage full of disco gear included???

What.....disco here and disco there....:ph34r:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

does it come with a garage full of disco gear included???


For an extra £20K, yeah. :D

[Penfold42]

Anyone want to buy my house?

DJ Bids.....:sofa:

[Dragonfly]

DJ Bids.....:sofa:


:claphands: :claphands: :claphands: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :claphands: :claphands: :claphands: :claphands:

[Dragonfly]

Off topic.....hark at me...:eek:

My attempt to bring it back on topic....

Look who's yaking......:D



:eek: OMG.....:bang:
:D

ooooohhh who's a grumpy little romany this evening :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

ooooohhh who's a grumpy little romany this evening :D :D :D :D

It's the tea leaves.....they ain't rhight!

:D :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

to be sure to be sure :D :D :D :D


I'm dead excited we've just booked tickets to go and see ..............


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0

[Penfold42]

to be sure to be sure :D :D :D :D


I'm dead excited we've just booked tickets to go and see ..............


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0

Where be that then....

[Dragonfly]

Nottingham arena 17th june next year we have wanted to go for about 2 years or so but been waiting for another tour.

[Penfold42]

Nottingham arena 17th june next year we have wanted to go for about 2 years or so but been waiting for another tour.

:cool: ...very :cool:

[rob1963]

What's the world coming to?

The following question was in my quiz tonight:

"Which current TV show features a talking mouse and an Indian man in a call centre?"

...and nobody got it right!

:jawdrop:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Would you like to upgrade your internet service providings...

[rob1963]

Would you like to upgrade your internet service providings...

I saw this weeks one when I got home from last night's quiz...hilarious!

:rofl:

[Corabar Steve]

Gorgonzola

[Dragonfly]

Tone minnie had another idea ............ the vontrapps :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Tone minnie had another idea ............ the vontrapps :D :D :D :D :D :D

:lol:....I do have another......


http://www.24dash.com/_images/news/30095/m_little_britain_andy_lou.jpg

Can you help?

:eek: :D

[Dragonfly]

:lol:....I do have another......


http://www.24dash.com/_images/news/30095/m_little_britain_andy_lou.jpg

Can you help?

:eek: :D



sure Andy i'll be Lou if you want :D :D :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

What's the world coming to?

The following question was in my quiz tonight:

"Which current TV show features a talking mouse and an Indian man in a call centre?"

...and nobody got it right!

:jawdrop:


Would you like to upgrade your internet service providings...

<<<<<<<<Good evening Maadaam I am calling from you bank. :D

[Dragonfly]

Tone ive got your dress up .................................................





















THE GYPSY KINGS !!! :D :D :D :D

[Spirits High]

Armegeddon!

[Dragonfly]

Paul i've just wet myself ......

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/gerbil.jpg

[Spirits High]

Paul i've just wet myself ......

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/gerbil.jpg


http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/763/428798.JPG


you forgot the tube for poor raggit

[Penfold42]

I'm watching chaps......please keep on topic....:p :D

[Shaun]

The off topic topic has a topic? :eek: :d

[rob1963]

I'm lost.

What's the topic of the off-topic topic?

[Dragonfly]

sorry Tone yes our apolgies back on topic ................. ok so just how pikey is Tone then ???? ....... can we have a poll :D :D :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

sorry Tone yes our apolgies back on topic ................. ok so just how pikey is Tone then ???? ....... can we have a poll :D :D :D :D :D :D

Bearing in mind his new accomodation, I'd say 100%!

:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

The off topic topic has a topic? :eek: :d
Keep up at the back......:D

I'm lost.

What's the topic of the off-topic topic?
The topic for the off topic topic is very topical for this time of year....and it's off topic all the way....:confused:

sorry Tone yes our apolgies back on topic ................. ok so just how pikey is Tone then ???? ....... can we have a poll :D :D :D :D :D :D
Poll added.....:D


Bearing in mind his new accomodation, I'd say 100%!

:D :D :D
You would flat boy.....:D

[Dragonfly]

hobgoblin

[Corabar Steve]

Spearmint

[rob1963]

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames with ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer & more comfortable to sleep on.

Hence the phrase "Goodnight...sleep tight"

[Dragonfly]

Abit early to be on the drink ain't it Dave :D:D :beer1:

Well Steve now i don't have to worry about discos i have to stop my self thinking thoughts like ............. "hhmmmmm i wonder if i can change the hard drives in the kids 30gb ipods for bigger ones?" :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Do you actually know the purpose of this forum?

to stop me dismantleing the kids christmas presents to see if i can make the hard drives bigger??? :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

I agree completely with that nice Mr Brown. ( In which case, you won't be needing that Cortex, which is doubtless cluttering up your garage)

come on Tone help the aged let him have the cortex ..... how much back up do you want :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Spirits High]

A ciropracter

[Corabar Steve]

Chipolatas

[Dragonfly]

armadillos !!!!!!!!!

[Corabar Steve]

Dime (Daim) Bar

[Dragonfly]

wispa gold