Christmas presents.

[Excalibur]

Obviously topical, so let's exercise the grey matter with this. What Christmas presents do we think members of the Forum should receive?

For Rob- A bodybuilding course, so he can lift those Peaveys!

Sandy Sounds - A camper van, so she doesn't have to depend on the ablution facilities in dodgy service stations.

I'm sure there are others.:)

[Dragonfly]

Callum - a fire extinguisher
Penmare - 2 van windows

:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Penmare - 2 van windows

:eek:

Oh you could be really cruel here......:rolleyes:

Shaun - Non alcoholic whiskey!! (brewed in England :D )
Corabar Steve - UB40's Greatest hits.....:p (good for 5 min's) or how to prune trees......
Daz - Dingy....for next year weather....
Excalibur - Lady shave.....:D :D :D
DMX Will - C8 controller.....:quiet:
Dragon - Genie...and a good marquee...from B&G of course....:D
Rob - A book on how to squeeze in tight space's......:rolleyes:

:D :D

[Excalibur]

:eek:

Oh you could be really cruel here......:rolleyes:


Excalibur - Lady shave.....:D :D :D


:D :D

Right Sunshine, that does it! No more Mr nice guy. Can't you tell I favour the natural look?

[Jiggles]

Penmare he needs more than that :D:p

[Excalibur]

Penmare he needs more than that :D:p

Right then you miserable bunch, how's about you all chip in for a weekend beauty treatment for me? ( Even though I know I don't need it! ):p :D

[Penfold42]

Right then you miserable bunch, how's about you all chip in for a weekend beauty treatment for me? ( Even though I know I don't need it! ):p :D

:eek: :D ....
Suit you sir...........;)

Callum - Book on how to sink the Bismark.......i'm sure if he was around he would do it quicker.....:D
Dannyboy - 'How to enjoy Christmas...'...:zip:
Shaun - A CD saying....'Put Your Listing's Here For PAT / PLI'
Propellerheadcase - Book on how to enjoy the British weather......use it as a draft stopper.....:D :D :D
Danno - 1001 reasons why not to drink Absinthe....or a new coat....:D :D :D

[Corabar Entertainment]

Danno - 1001 reasons why not to drink Absinthe....or a new coat....:D :D :DBut why would he want to drink a new coat anyway? :p

[Penfold42]

But why would he want to drink a new coat anyway? :p

:lol:

[Dragonfly]

Corabar steve - book - 101 effective ways to train spot in the early hours
jamie whitehouse - a soundlab vasto and a fuzz light
Angela - a small port hole in her lounge wall so she may speak to steve face to face not via the pc.
Daz - spectacles and dvd - Tackle childrens Challenging behaviour.

[rob1963]

For Rob - A bodybuilding course, so he can lift those Peaveys!


Rob - A book on how to squeeze in tight space's......:rolleyes::D :D

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

Books are always popular presents.....

For Corabar Steve: "How to admit when you're wrong"

For Darren: "10 reasons why a mobile disco should face the dance floor"

For 11 year old disco: "How to choose a business name & then stick to it"

For Sandysounds: "The history of the Croydon one-way system"

For Propeller: "Why it's best to use short words that people understand"

For Badger: "100 reasons why multi op discos are NOT better than one man operations"

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

penmare - book - turn your decking into profit
Rob and Daz - book - what to do when your blind dates ugly
Sandy Sounds - Back up Sat Nav

[A1DL]

jamie whitehouse - a soundlab vasto and a fuzz light


why not make that two fuzzlights, then Jamie can use the V$5t0 as a centrepiece across his truss, i.e.:

Mac - Fuzz - Mac - V$5t0 - Mac - Fuzz - Mac


:D :D

oh, can I be greedy and ask Santa for FOUR fuzzlights (red ones of course) to position OTO each stack of Stasys :p

[Penfold42]

penmare - book - turn your decking into profit


''Boy that scraching is making me itch.....'' :p

Rob and Daz - ''How to hold a perfect quiz.......by not shouting questions out or walking around''......:zip: :zip: :zip:
Angela - Tin of beans and ''Spam Fritters''.....:D :D
Dragon - Idiots guide to working Martins......:eek: also a book on how to sell this kinda cr@p back.....:D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

Note - not all Martins are ''cr@p'' just the ones Dave brought........:p

[PropellerHeadCase]

For Propeller: "Why it's best to use short words that people understand"

Right! That's it!

I'll get the MDD a group subscription (surplus to requirement for a few, obviously)...

'The English Language - Try it Some Time'

[Excalibur]

Right! That's it!

I'll get the MDD a group subscription (surplus to requirement for a few, obviously)...

'The English Language - Try it Some Time'

Now that's out of order, I mean you're not even English yourself!:p :D

[Penfold42]

:sofa:

[Dragonfly]

Note - not all Martins are ''cr@p'' just the ones Dave brought........:p

and sold on ..... not being dishonest but truthful in a non working state for exactly the same price as he paid for them when they were working!!

so wont need the book on selling the rubbish back lol......

Tony have you considered "how to turn your decking into a shed?" for tuesday when the realisation that you have been led astray becomes apparent ? :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[Dragonfly]

Steve - book - how to talk text correctly.

[Penfold42]

For Badger: "100 reasons why multi op discos are NOT better than one man operations"

:lol: ...see you added that one Rob....

...or shares in 'Aplus Entertainment'....:sofa:

[PropellerHeadCase]

Now that's out of order, I mean you're not even English yourself!:p :D

Yep, that's kinda my point. Call me a colonial upstart ;)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Yep, that's kinda my point. Call me a colonial upstart ;)

Al

You're a colonial upstart. :D

[Paul James Promotions]

why not make that two fuzzlights, then Jamie can use the V$5t0 as a centrepiece across his truss



:agree: :thumbsup: :approve: :banana::Rock on:

[Excalibur]

Yep, that's kinda my point. Call me a colonial upstart ;)

I may call you worse than that! :p

[Corabar Steve]

Corabar Steve - UB40's Greatest hits.....:p Don't bother, I've got it.

[PropellerHeadCase]

Al

You're a colonial upstart. :D

Thanks :D



I may call you worse than that! :p

Go on, get creative!



Don't bother, I've got it.

Now is that 'you' as in you, or 'you' as in duly designated employee of Corabar?

[Corabar Steve]

I bought it.

[Vectis]

Hey guys, I know I'm a relative newbie but I'm feeling a bit left out here... :cry:

[Dragonfly]

victisvibe - a dinghy and back up lilo

[PropellerHeadCase]

Hey guys, I know I'm a relative newbie but I'm feeling a bit left out here... :cry:

A small parcel of shares in Martin ;)

[rob1963]

Corabar Steve: Some Just for men (for his beard)

[Corabar Steve]

Corabar Steve: Some Just for men (for his beard)
You're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late with that one it's untrue. It's already been done, years ago.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Well I thought it was funny and I'd never heard it before. :sj:

[Corabar Steve]

Get your hair cut

[rob1963]

You're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late with that one it's untrue. It's already been done, years ago.

Ahhh, that may be the case...but I only joined this forum 9 months ago!


Well I thought it was funny and I'd never heard it before. :sj:

Thanks Darren! :D

[Corabar Steve]

Ahhh, that may be the case...but I only joined this forum 9 months ago!
Who said anything about the forum?

[Dragonfly]

Who said anything about the forum?

obviously not using it right?? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :cool:

[rob1963]

Who said anything about the forum?

I did!

The reason I was sooooo late with that gag was because I didn't even know you existed until February this year!

I think that's a pretty good reason!

[Penfold42]

I did!

The reason I was sooooo late with that gag was because I didn't even know you existed until February this year!

I think that's a pretty good reason!

That's not like you rob........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :beer1:

[rob1963]

For flatliners: a book "The advantages of capital letters & full stops"

:p

[Penfold42]

...or shares in a speaker company......but i can't think which one at the moment......:D

[rob1963]

...or shares in a speaker company......but i can't think which one at the moment......:D

:Laugh:

[Corabar Steve]

A new keyboard for his PC I'm sure 3 letters must've worn out by now :sj:

[PropellerHeadCase]

For flatliners: a book "The advantages of capital letters & full stops"

:p


"The advantages of capital letters & full stops"
aka "Do You Feel Lucky, Punk(tuation)?"


I would like to gift the MDD as a whole a dead horse...
















...that way we can all take turns at flogging it ;)

[Penfold42]

http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8855.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8855.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

Are you in pain there?

Doctor for Tony..........:p

[Dragonfly]

Are you in pain there?

Doctor for Tony..........:p

nah its just a bit of armless fun :D :D

[Jiggles]

Warning Warning Bad Pun Alert!!! :d

[PropellerHeadCase]

Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

*flailing arm robot smiley*