Alternatively it is the same letter that has been doing the rounds for years and variously attributed to a 98 year old woman, a retired sergeant major and all manner of others.
Alternatively it is the same letter that has been doing the rounds for years and variously attributed to a 98 year old woman, a retired sergeant major and all manner of others.
They found our local ice cream man dead in his van covered in hundreds and thousands...
Police believe he topped himself
His colleagues are having a Whippy round?
It's a shame, too, a couple more years he could've retired with the obligatory golden milkshake.
He used to be in a band...Quote:
Originally Posted by kilmeedyman
...he played the cornet.
That's very 'Flakey'.............:pQuote:
Originally Posted by rob1963
Apologies to any Irish members
Mick & Paddy reading head stones near a church. Mick says, feck there's a bloke here who was 152. Paddy says, what was his name? Mick says, Miles from London.
:Laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Corabar Steve
Finances and Banks
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit major Japanese Banks.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Oh dear :(
Love it! :D
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arse
out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!"
:eek: :D :D