Originally Posted by
Dragonfly
mare of a gig last night for a load of TA chaps and chapesses a wedding no less , supposed to start at 7pm due to over running only got access at 6.45pm to the room , up and running for 8pm ..... groom comes over at 8.15pm "we,ve changed the first dance is that ok, and can we do it after this track?" .....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh hhhh !!!! luckily i had the new track and being digital managed to cue it up in the 32 seconds remaining of the previous track .........
after that and another slowey went into dancing queen , barry white , jacksons etc ............ no one up , then young girl with my favourite all time request ... "have you got ANY modern songs at all?" , ok, so switched it and went into madonna, rihanna , flo rida annd the likes her and her mates danced which made 3 and a group of 3 other young girls (who knew every dance routine to every modern song ever in the world , who i thought must have a big mirror at home and very few friends) so played rnb modern dance for about half an hour 40 minutes.
Then thought , there is at least 7 bottles of wine on each table so maybe the grown ups are ready to shed their inhibitions so played Rick ............ to answer your question Rob , he is definately not cool again at all in Nottingham neither is any other 80s track apparently????
tried a bit of 60s .......... they sat and drank
tried a bit of motown ..... they sat and drank
trid a bit of old skool ...... they sat and drank
tried a bit of indie ..... they sat and drank
played dolly parton 9 to 5 ....... everybody got upto dance ........ then sat and drank
got to about 10.15pm ......... and you know the score the first person there with a young child plucks up the courage to say "ooohhh little johnny is tired and we are going to head off" followed within 30 seconds by everyone else in the room with a child (they were all tired though as i'd made them all do saturday night cha cha slide etc etc.)
went back to the modern stuff and had the same 6 girls up dancing as before , no requests all night except "modern songs"
by 12 midnight about 30 or so people left ...... 12.15am instruction comes from the roadie "kill the music!" so I did looking up to see at least 6 of the remaining audience trading fists , broken noses , cut eyes and a win by way of knock out followed, before several uniformed chaps threw people out in the literal sense.
on packing up though several people came and asked for cards shook my hand and asked about availability on various dates saying i did a spot on job with some great music .
the bar manager came over at the end and said "15 years ive run this bar for , and I've never seen one as bad as that"
after that titanic struggle having a leg chopped off isn't quite so daunting anymore :D :D :D :D :D :D
in fairness it wasn't a TA person that kicked off and all of the army people came over and apologised at the end for what had gone on and to see if we were ok which i thought was thoughtful of them.
I just really felt for the B and G who had invited (friends?????????) who had behaved in such a disgraceful way on their special day,