Don't worry, swine flu has been cured.
Don't worry, swine flu has been cured.
God I feel as rough as hell. I think i've got swine flu. I keep coming out in rashers!
are you telling porkiesQuote:
We're not to be truffled with.
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Originally Posted by PropellerHeadCase
And that is related how?
Truffles are an edible fungus that pigs find...is that the link?
Ding sing, we have a winner! OK, so it was a tenuous link, but hey, you got it :D
That's what happens when you throw pearls before swine ('@')~
another sign of swine flu is sty's in the eyes:eek:
apparently this years flu jab is available in the form of oinkment
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel,
And were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to Disperse.
'But why,' they asked, as they moved off.
'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
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A group of builders on a far-away-from-home site were tucking into their full English in the B&B when the foreman suddenly appears clutching the Gideon Bible from his room open on a page toward the latter cover.
"Lads" he exclaimed "I've just read in here that Mary Magdelene had been engaged in the 'oldest profession' at the time of her meeting with Jesus"
The brickie, not to be outdone, took the good book, thumbed many chapters back and declared "Oldest profession !!! ?.....who do you think built Solomons Temple long before that ??"
The chippie grabbed the Testament, turned back even more chapters and made his case "No,No, ... way before that, who do you think it was that put Noahs' Ark together.
Finally, the sparky quietly opened the first page and quoted "On the first day. God said 'Let there be light'.............................
and we already had the cables in !!! " :D
40 pikeys :D are at heaven's gate's they meet with St Peter....
Pikey say's to St Peter...."Can you let us in?"
St Peter replies "There's only room for 3....but I'll go and have a word with the boss."
Off goes St Peter....."Boss - there are 40 pikeys wanting to come in?"
God has a quick think...."Tell them sorry."
Off he goes.....and comes back in ten minutes...."It's OK they have gone boss."
"What 40 gone?"
St Peter replies "No, the gates have gone!"
:D