They'll remember it for the wrong reasons unfortunately
This one's a real tale of woe...and thankfully not of my doing.
Tonight's wedding then, a regular haunt where things either go really well, or really badly. This one did both at the same time.
Very shy couple who I'd not met before the day, but I already knew that she was photosensitive epileptic - no problem, I have light-shows programmed for that (although I'm always nervous). There was also to be no first dance. In this particular venue when this happens, there's no "warm up" music as guests arrive (and there were no additional evening guests for this one), it's straight into full-on party mode - from nought to sixty in the time it takes the venue to whip the dividing curtain back between the dance marquee and the dining room.
Got set up in plenty of time. No sound! OK - mis-wired the Maui's....phew.
Party started, two songs in the LOVE letters stop responding to DMX. The wireless receivers are flashing, just absolutely no control. Never mind, plug in an XLR....nope...not happening. Oh c**p.
Luckily the DMX decoders I fitted to them allow for a slow auto-fade type program so a quick dip switch change and they're working again (another job to add to the list).
Now the venue and the Tog were sceptical as to how this one was going to pan out. Not the most lively of guests during a very long and hot day apparently. My heart sank - when this venue tell you it's not going to be lively....they're not normally wrong....until tonight :)
For the first 2 hours I could have stood and played fairground organ music - they'd have danced to it. I couldn't put a foot wrong....it's going to be a good one after all. In fact I was worried I was going to peak way to soon and run out of bangers for later in the evening.
And then as if by magic, they disappear. WTF????
Turns out the groom is outside suffering the effects of a diabetic hypo, and not in a good way :(
To coincide with this and to keep things as "normal" as possible, the venue then served the evening buffet. Dead floor then :(
A paramedic is duly summonsed and eventually when he realised he wasn't doing much to alleviate the symptoms, an ambulance. Poor bride and groom are carted off the the metropolis of Cambridge for further treatment and what was looking to be an overnight stay - not the ideal way to start married life together.
The guests unfortunately (or those local to the venue) saw this as their opportunity to say their goodbyes and head for home. It's only 10pm! :o. I was down to a dozen or so who weren't really in the mood for dancing anymore. Unfortunately with this venue, they have wedding guests paying them very good money to stay overnight, so it's not an early bath.
So....struggle through to 11:30 and then three of by then remaining 6 guests decide they want to dance to anything and everything by Fleetwood Mac. Having already started to pack down the less noticeable stuff, I was worried they were going to be the sort that wanted to go and go and go. Thankfully 10 minutes before time they said their farewells and it's home time.
So, the first couple of hours were brilliant and had the poor groom not made an untimely exit, I feel this one would have been an absolute blinder of a night. Sadly, circumstances dictated otherwise.
Time for a quick beer now whilst I reflect on events, then off up the A1 to find a tart in Bakewell for the rest of the week