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    You're waaaaaay behind there, Son. Good to see...

    You're waaaaaay behind there, Son. Good to see you catching on though.


    It is the Ancient Disc Jockey, and he stoppeth one of three.
    “Oh please exalted wedding guests, if you would give to me...
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    You'll have to have all the kit ready for a...

    You'll have to have all the kit ready for a flyer, fully certified, just in case. Sad to say, I can understand your dearly beloved's scepticism. :(:(



    And some of you could PAT the kit every...
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    Blabbermouth, Wayne! :p:D Yes, private garden...

    Blabbermouth, Wayne! :p:D Yes, private garden party, 50th birthday. Late August. Should be a goer, I reckon.

    I've got a big function in mid March, which I'm convinced will now never happen. Been...
  4. If I could work out which buttons to press,...

    If I could work out which buttons to press, there'd be a picture of a Burka up here now, with the suggestion that it would be an improvement aesthetically. :p:D

    Merry Christmas, Wayne.
  5. Mask? Mask? :confused: Listen son, when we...

    Mask? Mask? :confused: Listen son, when we restart, I'm hitting the road with Chobham Revisited.* Perspex screens eight feet tall, electric fence wire at ten feet, and if any persistent Karens get...
  6. Most of us have a lot to be thankful for, believe...

    Most of us have a lot to be thankful for, believe me. Others may not be so lucky. :(
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    Hey Marc. Which one is the ban button, I get...

    Hey Marc. Which one is the ban button, I get confused. :daft:

    To dignify this whimsical thread with an answer it barely deserves, No.

    The cunning plan was to push the disco hard as an income...
  8. But of course. You get to drive a whacking great...

    But of course. You get to drive a whacking great van round the countryside all day, listening to the radio, and everywhere you arrive, they welcome you like a long lost son, cos they're so glad they...
  9. Just about to pay the invoice for two new heavy...

    Just about to pay the invoice for two new heavy duty batteries, drive belts, and a couple of switches and sensors.

    Can hardly see the keyboard for the tears in my eyes. :cry::cry::cry:


    PS. I...
  10. Hmmmm. But surely nobody could gainsay them...

    Hmmmm. But surely nobody could gainsay them donating to a charitable cause? :whistle:;);)


    Mayhap one such as The Fenland DJs Real Ale Fund? :)
  11. Oh no, it's the MDD Christmas Present list 2020.

    We'll take it as read that vaccinations and being able to work are the top two requests for Santa. Meanwhile, let's see what else our forum members are likely to get.

    Wayne.
    A set of fluffy...
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    Agreed, Dave. Merry Xmas to you and the rest of...

    Agreed, Dave. Merry Xmas to you and the rest of the forum.
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    Calm down dear, have another pretentious fizzy...

    Calm down dear, have another pretentious fizzy lager. :beer1: :)
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    Hmmmm, where do I start? :confused: Talk of...

    Hmmmm, where do I start? :confused: Talk of things that vibrate on other people is already sounding warning bells for a family friendly forum. :eek::eek: I don't think I shall be buying one for the...
  15. Simple. You're a wedding venue*. " Such a...

    Simple. You're a wedding venue*. " Such a beautiful setting".



    * In the eyes of whatever ones and zeros put these things together.
  16. I was soooo tempted. :whistle: Sadly, there's...

    I was soooo tempted. :whistle:

    Sadly, there's just the nagging doubt that this Herbert will in fact ping all sorts of garbage round the world, pretending to be me.
  17. Bat, Pangolin, Aardvark, whatever. :o:o

    Bat, Pangolin, Aardvark, whatever. :o:o
  18. You're too late son, ah say you're too late.

    Some berk over the far side of the world already ruined my business, when he had a bowl of bat soup. :(

    Got this email this morning, guess my reputation's going down the toilet any time soon. :(
    ...
  19. Tee hee. :) Just for once, my advanced age puts...

    Tee hee. :) Just for once, my advanced age puts me ahead of you young whippersnappers! :)



    But sadly, many of our customers will be among the last to qualify. Brace yourself for a lot of 60th...
  20. I know whereof you speak. My cunning plan was to...

    I know whereof you speak. My cunning plan was to cut down the day job, and expand disco work for a couple of years. The day job is now the only income source, so that wasn't a huge success. :(
    April...
  21. Procrustes, variety, selectivity, and toys.

    Thread spawned from the " what will life be like after Covid" one.

    There's an old joke about a Salmon angler who dies and goes to another place. He's met by an angel who gives him a fly rod, and...
  22. Throw away the shovel, son! You're Twenty feet...

    Throw away the shovel, son! You're Twenty feet down, and disappearing fast. :doh:

    Regular readers will know that these are the two poles of the DJ world, ranging from what we may call "Specialist...
  23. There are so many points I wish to reply to...

    There are so many points I wish to reply to above, but I will just reply to Gavin for the time being. The word that springs unstoppably to mind after a post like that is:


    ...
  24. I wouldn't say mocked, I merely was sceptical of...

    I wouldn't say mocked, I merely was sceptical of the timescale. You were correct in that respect, and yes indeed there is light at the end of the tunnel. However, as everything else has dragged so...
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    Bring out your dead!

    Only just dead, four years is nothing. ;)

    Right, chaps and Chapesses, here's one for you. Normally, my website enquiry form brings in various ones in foreign languages, advice on how to make a...
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