Quick joke..If you have a spare hour..(Dave, Tony & Alan are dead meat!)

[Penfold42]

Irish Boy's Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, D i c k y?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, D i c k y, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Brown?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Margaret Doyle?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Anne O' Neil?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Catherine 0' Tool, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped D i c k y, and I
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself."
D i c k y walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"

Four months holiday and five good leads!"

[rob1963]

[Corabar Steve]

Reminds me of the one that ends....

It's dark in here

& the priest says...
Oh no, not you again!

[PropellerHeadCase]

There was a young parson names Bings
Who talked about God and such things
But his one true desire
Was a boy in the choir
Whose bum was like jelly on springs

[Tom]

haha. love them both.

[Penfold42]

There was a young parson names Bings
Who talked about God and such things
But his one true desire
Was a boy in the choir
Whose bum was like jelly on springs

Very, very, funny.........

[Corabar Steve]

I don't think it scans particularly well.

[Penfold42]

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

[rob1963]

[Corabar Steve]