Twotone Tone's off topic...topic.......

[Penfold42]

But cale is in season now :approve:

Never tried them.........any good??

[Corabar Steve]

It's greens, similar in taste to spinach (love it, my favourite veg)

[Dragonfly]

ooohh i love spinach too spinach ricciotta or however you spell it .... lovely

[Corabar Steve]

Spinach & fetta pie. Yum!

[Penfold42]

Spinach and :sick:

[Corabar Steve]

Has anyone seen any ugli fruit so far this year? I've only ever seen them in Waitrose & they didn't seem to have any last year

[Dragonfly]

Spinach and :sick:


In the words of a great man "What are you on about you strange man?"

[Penfold42]

No not me.......:)

[Dragonfly]

Has anyone seen any ugli fruit so far this year? I've only ever seen them in Waitrose & they didn't seem to have any last year

yes in Melton Mowbray in July and In nottingham a few weeks ago :D :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugli_fruit Actually, it's probably because it's a bit early yet.

[Penfold42]

In the words of a great man "What are you on about you strange man?"

Spinach + me = :sick:

Hate the stuff.........:)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

It's greens, similar in taste to spinach (love it, my favourite veg)

And it's a member of the cabbage family.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Spinach + me = :sick:

Hate the stuff.........:)

I like raw spinach, but not cooked.

[Vectis]

I grow spinach. And curly cale.

Hate the stuff. Good job Mrs VV likes it! :p

[Penfold42]

Rabbit food...........i prefer the 'Rabbit'........red wine sauce, shallots, new pot's.........mmmmmmmmm:D

[Dragonfly]

i like rabbit too years since ive had it though ... my grandad used to cook a superb rabbit stew.

[Penfold42]

i like rabbit too years since ive had it though ... my grandad used to cook a superb rabbit stew.

Morning.......
..........have to sneak it in the house now.......hide it form the kids..........awwwww you can't eat wabbit..................:D

[Dragonfly]

lol yeah take its little shorts and jacket off and explain to jamima puddle duck that it was just an accident and peter stepped out infront of you ..:D :D

[Penfold42]

Went to Sweden for work once....and had dryed reindeer meat......very nice......come back and told the family...........went down like a trump in a lift.......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ....with the kids...

Quick thinking........reply back...''Non flying son, non flying''...............:rolleyes: ;) :D

[Dragonfly]

aww its ok santas got spare ones :D :D :D

ive eaten osterich and buffalo i think it was or wilderbeast something like that , at a christmas market both very nice imo

[Penfold42]

aww its ok santas got spare ones :D :D :D
Tell that to a 7yr old at the time..........:(
He's 9 now still believes..............no sleep for me on the 'C' day......:D


ive eaten osterich and buffalo i think it was or wilderbeast something like that , at a christmas market both very nice imo

Yes and no to buffalo.............

Stange - when your top of the food chain what you will eat...........

[Corabar Steve]

aww its ok santas got spare ones :D :D :D

ive eaten osterich and buffalo i think it was or wilderbeast something like that , at a christmas market both very nice imo

Me too, Ostrich steak & burgers (a weird cross between chicken & beef, tasty though) & Buffalo sausages.

Also had Alligator chowder

[Penfold42]

Alligator chowder

Interesting.........
In a restaurant......and did you say........































make it snappy.........:D :D :D :zip:

[Dragonfly]

Tell that to a 7yr old at the time..........:(
He's 9 now still believes..............no sleep for me on the 'C' day...

we had the bishop of lincoln in at secondary school and he told us "the truth" i thought what a complete idiot ......cretin probably thinks kermit isnt a real frog as well??? some people ....... that was the second of his assemblies i ruined ....... got in trouble for the first one as well. :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

we had the bishop of lincoln in at secondary school and he told us "the truth" i thought what a complete idiot ......cretin probably thinks kermit isnt a real frog as well??? some people ....... that was the second of his assemblies i ruined ....... got in trouble for the first one as well. :D :D :D

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:
Why am i not surprised...........................:D :D

[Dragonfly]

well ........... he'd never met me before and asked a daft question :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Interesting.........
In a restaurant......and did you say........
make it snappy.........:D :D :D :zip:Sorry to spoil your joke, but no. It was brought back from Florida for me.

[Dragonfly]

Sorry to spoil your joke, but no. It was brought back from Florida for me.


by a chap called mick???

[Penfold42]

.....and his mate Donk......

[Corabar Steve]

Whoosh!

[Dragonfly]

Whoosh!


swish

[Penfold42]

Curtains....

[Dragonfly]

i know what i want to say but i will be in soooooo much trouble ........anyway back off topic please.

[Penfold42]

Blinking cold this morning........eh?

[Dragonfly]

brass monkeys mate

[Penfold42]

Gone South or North...........normal now......:D :D

[Corabar Steve]

I think the heating is going to have to go on the timer from tomorrow.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I think the heating is going to have to go on the timer from tomorrow.

From tomorrow?

Ours has been on for a month!

[Vectis]

What's "heating" ? :confused:

Oh yeah, it's what you guys up north have to use in the winter to keep warm ;)

[Penfold42]

What's "heating" ? :confused:

Sorry - you may have to start ringing these guys (http://www.victorian-entertainers.co.uk/Images/chimney-sweeps.jpg).........:p :p :p

[Dragonfly]

Sorry - you may have to start ringing these guys (http://www.victorian-entertainers.co.uk/Images/chimney-sweeps.jpg).........:p :p :p

where is mary poppins and richard van dyk these days??

[Penfold42]

where is mary poppins and richard van dyk these days??

....''Bobbin alone, bobbin alone....on the bottom of the beautiful briney sea....'' :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

and im therapy boy??????

[Vectis]

The Isle of Wight has one of the best records for sunshine in the South of England

Source (http://www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/)

[Penfold42]

I've just seen this.........in a 'Pot Noodle'.....

Do this and see how many strange looks you get.......

Did you know......
It is impossible for a human to lick their own elbow..........:D :D

[Dragonfly]

I've just seen this.........in a 'Pot Noodle'.....

Do this and see how many strange looks you get.......

Did you know......
It is impossible for a human to lick their own elbow..........:D :D

http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/main/G/G11087.jpg

http://www.iainandjane.com/images/shows/werecomingtotakeyouawayhurrah/wcttya_invite_back.gif

[Penfold42]

Did you try it then................:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Did you try it then................:D :D :D :D :D :D

nope ..... I have children :D :D

[Vectis]

What can you touch with your right hand that you can't touch with your left hand?


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Your left elbow!

[Penfold42]

What can you touch with your right hand that you can't touch with your left hand?
Your left elbow!

I have a small clip with the 'Hoff' in that say's your wrong.........:eek: :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

....''Bobbin alone, bobbin alone....on the bottom of the beautiful briney sea....'' :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
That's Bedknobs & Broomsticks

I've just seen this.........in a 'Pot Noodle'.....Is that your version of a crystal ball?

Did you know......
It is impossible for a human to lick their own elbow..........:D :D

Yes

[Dragonfly]

I have a small clip with the 'Hoff' in that say's your wrong.........:eek: :D :D :D


no that clip is very disturbing.

[robbiedj]

The Isle of Wight has one of the best records for sunshine in the South of England

Source (http://www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/)

Yes, and I've seen the floods too.

By the way, how much of Blackgang is still on the island? :whistle:

[Vectis]

Yes, and I've seen the floods too.

Not where I live!



By the way, how much of Blackgang is still on the island? :whistle:

Still hanging on by a thread. St Lawrence is disappearing fast though!

[Penfold42]

That's Bedknobs & Broomsticks
:o

Is that your version of a crystal ball?
No - i'ts a pot noodle.....:D

Yes
Didn't try it then....:p

[rob1963]

Why is there only ONE monopolies commission?

[Corabar Steve]

Didn't try it then....:p
No .

[Penfold42]

Why is there only ONE monopolies commission?

Formerly known as the Monopolies and Mergers Commission, it came into being on 1st April 1999.............:p

[rob1963]

That explains it then!

[Dragonfly]

maybe its because we only really have one monopoly ........ Rupert Murdoch owns everything!!!!

[Penfold42]

maybe its because we only really have one monopoly ........ Rupert Murdoch owns everything!!!!

Is he still about.....not heard anything from him in a long time.........if fact....'Spitting Image' time.....:D

[robbiedj]

maybe its because we only really have one monopoly ........ Rupert Murdoch owns everything!!!!

Don't exaggerate.

The Duke Of Westminster owns Mayfair.

[Dragonfly]

did you get your home mix kit then turntable tone?? :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

did you get your home mix kit then turntable tone?? :D :D :D :D

Took your advise and looked in Argos.......then wondered why i came in....:D

Still looking..........MD told me to look around....still think i'll go witht the first option though.:)

[Dragonfly]

yes don't spend all your money at once .... on rubbish now will you .

cost me 90 notes to get my martins repaired this morning ...... so im glad ive got a full december ...

[Penfold42]

yes don't spend all your money at once .... on rubbish now will you .
Now wood i do that.........:D


cost me 90 notes to get my martins repaired this morning ...... so im glad ive got a full december ...

Bet that hurt...............:)

[rob1963]

cost me 90 notes to get my martins repaired this morning ...... so im glad ive got a full december ...

Doc martins?

[Penfold42]

Doc martins?

:lol:


Well how did it go DJ limpy?? good do??

[Dragonfly]

yep mate blinder 2 more weddings next year from it and an interested venue so im happy .... cream crackered though. yours?

[Dragonfly]

Doc martins?

no ..... thats Doc Martens :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

yep mate blinder 2 more weddings next year from it and an interested venue so im happy .... cream crackered though. yours?

Glad to here it mate....:)

Can you not see my grin.........spot on 60's night.:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

good good .........."can you play some Abba?" :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

LOL.......

No Abba......just 60's and small amount of 70's disco......very good.
Had that much of a party......i nearly gave them their money back.....:eek: ;)

What about you??

[Dragonfly]

yep danced from 8pm until midnight full floor everyone had a great time b and g very happy and as said the venue were impressed too.

[Penfold42]

....is this the point where we stand up and pat ourselves on the back................whilst trying to like your elbow......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

....is this the point where we stand up and pat ourselves on the back................whilst trying to like your elbow......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ive always been quite fond of my elbow :D :D :D rarely do we fall out .

[Penfold42]

...it's late......:o :D

[Dragonfly]

so have you and your elbow had an argument turntable tone???? would you like me to pop over tomorrow and act as mediator in reconcilliation talks because if it decides to just leave your wrist will have noone to talk to?

[Penfold42]

I thought you said you were cream crackered............i meant lick......:D

[Penfold42]

Didn't see the game last night.........so was it a good game or did we stink!:D

[rob1963]

I didn't see it either, as I was on the job.

(A disco)

[Penfold42]

Not one kick, tackle or throw did i see......asked MD to set tape...(yes tape Dave).........sat down when i got in....got some other thing on......not a happy bunny...:(

[Corabar Steve]

Didn't see the game last night.........so was it a good game or did we stink!:D

Possibly the most boring match of the tournament very lacklustre from both sides

[Penfold42]

Possibly the most boring match of the tournament very lacklustre from both sides

Thank you........as you are a Rugby fan!:)

[Dragonfly]

im glad we have some good djs in this country :D :D :D :D

sportingly we have successfully managed to lose at everything this week ..... the ENGLISH that is before I get shouted at :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

A few people last night coming into the village hall.......
Me - 'Did you see the rugby?'
Them - 'We lost....'
Me - 'Never mind..........there's allways next year.' Meaning football.
Them - :confused: :confused:
Me - 'Football'

Well if looks could kill..........:D

Football + England + 2008 = 'Platting fog.............':)

[Thames Valley Discos]

Possibly the most boring match of the tournament very lacklustre from both sides

Too much at stake for both sides, was always going to be that way.

[Dragonfly]

still Israel might win .....

http://www.thebradshaws.biz/images/flying%20pig.jpg

[Penfold42]

Yeah right (http://www.nyu.edu/ticketcentral/images/laugh.gif)......

[Thames Valley Discos]

can't believe i'm watching this :Censored: on tv

[Corabar Entertainment]

What :Censored: :confused:

[rob1963]

That's what I was wondering too!

[Corabar Steve]

A quick scan of the Radio Times & I think it's Katie & Peter: Uleashed (ITV2+1)

[rob1963]

Ugh!

It was bad enough having them as guest announcers the other week on that Ant & Dec toilet without also having them unleashed on ITV2.

[Dragonfly]

eeewwww peter and katie now theres an advert to get all the appropriate health checks and medication if you ever go on holiday to the jungle....

[rob1963]

I don't think I'll EVER go on holiday in the jungle...just in case I bump into them!

[Dragonfly]

look what the poor fella came back with ....... and there is no cure.

[Penfold42]

Watched part of it Friday whilst getting my gear together.......complete :Rob James: ...............waste of money...

[Corabar Steve]

I'm wondering just when ITV2 will realise that most of the country actively dislikes the pair of them. Maybe they have & giving them all of these shows is just a way of getting out of the contract quicker.

[rob1963]

What I find frustrating is that I know I don't like the pair of them, but I can't specifically say WHY!

[Vectis]

What I find frustrating is that I know I don't like the pair of them, but I can't specifically say WHY!

Which pair was that Rob? ;) :D

[Dragonfly]

What I find frustrating is that I know I don't like the pair of them, but I can't specifically say WHY!

they appear to have the combined intelligence of a small rare lesser spotted thickbeast from twonkston??? i find that a little irritating?

[rob1963]

Which pair was that Rob? ;) :D

:Laugh:


they appear to have the combined intelligence of a small rare lesser spotted thickbeast from twonkston??? i find that a little irritating?

That could be it!

[Penfold42]

So why have they been asked to do a chat show then............the television company must get there feed back from Joe Public.....:confused:
:shrug:

[rob1963]

So why have they been asked to do a chat show then............the television company must get there feed back from Joe Public.....:confused:
:shrug:

What's even harder to understand is why the BBC pay Jonathan Ross £16 million.

I could understand it if it wasn't for the fact that he's a toilet chat show host.

Has anyone noticed how quickly he speaks?

Surely the most basic requirement of a chat show host is to be able to speak clearly & not to gabble!

I don't know how some of the American guests manage to undertsand him!

[Corabar Steve]

This comes from the man who finds Fonejacker Phonejacker??? (whichever it is) funny!

Ross has the best chat show on TV. Certainly the most consistantly entertaining.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I like JR and Fonejacker. Both brilliant.

[Penfold42]

I like JR and Fonejacker. Both brilliant.

What's he got to do with it (http://www.janeek.com/images/temp/General/JR_Ewing.jpg).....:D

Like Mr Ross....but agree with Rob, talk's to fast.......:)

[Corabar Steve]

Must be your age :sj:

[Penfold42]

Must be your age :sj:

....down hill after 40.........:D

[Dragonfly]

10 good years to go then

[Penfold42]

10 good years to go then

You don't look it......:p

[Dragonfly]

You don't look it......:p

I don't look 30 or I don't look like ive got that many good years left?? :D :D

[rob1963]

Ross has the best chat show on TV. Certainly the most consistantly entertaining.

He may be entertaining, but the fact remains...he does not meet the most basic criteria for a chat show host...as he speaks much too quickly, and is therefore not as easy to understand for many people as he should be. If I was him & I was being paid £16 million, I'd feel obliged to do something about that.

With the recent news stories about the BBC's cutbacks, I've lost track of the number of times someone has agreed that paying him £16 million is obscene & completely unjustifiable.

Where are any of his shows in the TV ratings?

He is rude, smutty, over-rated & over-paid.

[Penfold42]

or I don't look like ive got that many good years left?? :D :D

:rolleyes:

[Vectis]

....down hill after 40.........:D

Does it take time to build up momentum then? I've not noticed anything different yet :)

[Penfold42]

Does it take time to build up momentum then? I've not noticed anything different yet :)

Give it time, give it time..........:D

[rob1963]

People in their early to mid 40's are in their prime.

Don't worry, vectis...only a few years to go!

:rolleyes:

[Corabar Steve]

He is rude, smutty, over-rated & over-paid.

A bit too close to home then Rob? :sj: :sj:

[rob1963]

Not really...I'm polite, clean, under-rated & under-paid!

:p


Also, being rude & swearing requires no talent.

Therefore, anyone who relys on it for lots of their laughs is clearly NOT talented, and therefore certainly not worth £16 million!

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Not really...I'm polite, clean, under-rated & under-paid!

:p


Also, being rude & swearing requires no talent.

Therefore, anyone who relys on it for lots of their laughs is clearly NOT talented, and therefore certainly not worth £16 million!

That rules out loads of comediens then...

[rob1963]

Indeed it does.

The entertainers with REAL talent don't NEED to use bad language to get a cheap laugh.

[Corabar Steve]

I was going to say tell that to Bernard Manning, but it might prove difficult :sj:

[Corabar Steve]

Indeed it does.

The entertainers with REAL talent don't NEED to use bad language to get a cheap laugh.

Billy Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Richard Prior.......

[Dragonfly]

Indeed it does.

The entertainers with REAL talent don't NEED to use bad language to get a cheap laugh.


:Censored:

[rob1963]

:Laugh:

[rob1963]

Billy Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Richard Prior.......

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I was talking about the entertainers with REAL talent!

[Penfold42]

See glowsticks are at it again.........:quiet:

[Corabar Steve]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I was talking about the entertainers with REAL talent!

What, like making spoof phone calls? Didn't they go out when Noel Edmonds was first popular?

[Dragonfly]

See glowsticks are at it again.........:quiet:

hey you could sell them at gigs ... :D :D :D :zip: :zip:

[Tom]

yeah. was going to say somthing but didnt want to be the big it. glad you said it.

if it was me i would ask the client if she would be intrested in x amount of glow sticks for x amount of money and leave it at that. i couldnt sell tham at a gig as i dont want to many people to close to my equipment.

[Penfold42]

i couldnt sell tham at a gig as i dont want to many people to close to my equipment.

STAMPEDE........:D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

:D
hey you could sell them at gigs ... :D :D :D :zip: :zip:

Great idea. I never thought of that. I could also sell small bags of sweets and perhaps take an ironing board to provide an ironing service during the buffet and then sell kebabs from my trailor as I pack away. :D

[Penfold42]

:D

Great idea. I never thought of that. I could also sell small bags of sweets and perhaps take an ironing board to provide an ironing service during the buffet and then sell kebabs from my trailor as I pack away. :D

LMAO...........:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Very funny.........

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Actually, I've had many a drunken wag ask me if I sell kebabs from my trailer...

[Tom]

Solitaire Entertainments Ltd's Bargin discounts.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Solitaire Entertainments Ltd's Bargin discounts.

Not normally words that sit together very well. ;)

[Tom]

it could be a first???

new buisness ideas. lol

[Dragonfly]

Actually, I've had many a drunken wag ask me if I sell kebabs from my trailer...


would prefer burger and chips if you can manage it ....... with gravy please.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

would prefer burger and chips if you can manage it ....... with gravy please.

How very Northern. Only mayonnaise here I'm afraid. ;)

[Dragonfly]

How very Northern. Only mayonnaise here I'm afraid. ;)


after what happened in mcdonalds we don't do mayonnaise here anymore :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

would prefer burger and chips if you can manage it ....... with gravy please.
:eek: :sick:

Actually, I've had many a drunken wag ask me if I sell kebabs from my trailer...

:jumping: ...plenty of chilly sauce.......but only when drunk.........

When i was single they use to be breakfast.....most idiots i use to know threw them at shop window's........me i kept mine for breakie after a night on the pop....:D :D

[Dragonfly]

i did put one on a car windscreen once in my wild younger days under the wipers like a speeding ticket ..... im so ashamed.

[Penfold42]

How very Northern. Only mayonnaise here I'm afraid. ;)

Very continental

[Penfold42]

i did put one on a car windscreen once in my wild younger days under the wipers like a speeding ticket ..... im so ashamed.

How very childish....:p


I'm crying here through laughter.........very funny......:D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Comment on my web page today.....

60's Party

''Thank you for an excellent evening of fantastic music. Your choices helped to make the evening the success it was with lots of positive feedback from guests. Thank you for helping to make it a very special party.''

......chuffed....job well done....:)

...now to sort those pictures out.....:o :p :D

[Dragonfly]

excellent job mate well done and it will just be one of many the same over time i'm sure.

[Penfold42]

Thanks.......it's an ordinary message...but...the key words for me are ''positive feedback from guests''........now that i do like..:)

Anyway......how's your day gone ............all calm.......:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

at the mo lol.........until tomorrow when i get a delivery lolol im sooo told off

[Penfold42]

You'll be fine..............or is the settee waiting with open arms.........or has pooch got a new friend Thursday night...........:zip:

[rob1963]

Thanks.......it's an ordinary message...but...the key words for me are "positive feedback from guests"........now that i do like..:)

Excellent stuff penmare!

I've had very similar comments from loads of my clients though...

...the only difference being that my comments all have the letters "nega" where yours have the letters "posi"

[Penfold42]

Excellent stuff penmare!

I've had very similar comments from loads of my clients though...

...the only difference being that my comments all have the letters "nega" where yours have the letters "posi"

No so Rob.......i would book you......


Group hug....:D

[rob1963]

Awwwww...I can feel the love!

Thanks Tony!

:D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Awwwww...I can feel the love!

Thanks Tony!

:D :D :D

Sniff...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGDrV_2ehI

[Penfold42]

Turn it round Double Decks........we are in a good mood tonight.....make the most of it.........:D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

indeed im funny me...... my team just got stuffed again too ..... 40 million quid to be rubbish might support lincoln.

[Corabar Entertainment]

You two having the same avatar is driving me round the bend reading the posts tonight.... I have to keep checking who is saying what to whom all the time! :daft:

[Corabar Steve]

Oh come on it's not that hard, Dave's got the credits & Tony just has the picture

[Dragonfly]

You two having the same avatar is driving me round the bend reading the posts tonight.... I have to keep checking who is saying what to whom all the time! :daft:


Oh come on it's not that hard, Dave's got the credits & Tony just has the picture

I see trouble ahead ..... it was something my wife said yesterday ..... Tony phoned me to which her answer was Dave your twin is on the phone.

[Penfold42]

Tony ......................









We appear to be ugly sisters ..................................

LOL.....

but what's with the spam merchant..........:D

[Penfold42]

Oh come on it's not that hard, Dave's got the credits & Tony just has the picture

No fly's on you...........:D

[Corabar Steve]

The Names are a giveaway too.

[Dragonfly]

i think ive dated them

[Dragonfly]

indeed kind of big and in blue

[Penfold42]

i think ive dated them

Let me guess........from Lincolnshire.....:D :D :D

Who's who???

[Dragonfly]

nope ..................do you see any beards????

[Penfold42]

....but they might work in a charity shop...and have lots of make up on....

[Dragonfly]

lolol but where are their cardys????

[Penfold42]

Don't know .....but i don't fancy yours much.......:D

[Dragonfly]

well ive already dated yours ....

[Penfold42]

....tongues......:zip:

[Dragonfly]

no the dribble put me off

[Penfold42]

no the dribble put me off

Yes TC (http://www.whom.co.uk/whom/topcat2.jpg).....:D

[Dragonfly]

ok benny boy :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

That's one change i'm really glad of......they were slighly off putting.....:D

Just got to work out Spam merchant now...........:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

mmmmm much better i think
and child friendly

[Penfold42]

...mine looks like he's been doing things......:D

[CRAZY K]

indeed im funny me...... my team just got stuffed again too ..... 40 million quid to be rubbish might support lincoln.

Now I know where Morecambe and Wise went---they were playing in the Liverpool back Four tonight:D :D :D

Bit of a joke eh?

CRAZY K

[Penfold42]

......you need to support a proper team......:D

BTW thanks for the e-mail Dave.....:)

[Penfold42]

Bit quite today Dave.........how's the dog house....:D
or is it the football.......:(

[Dragonfly]

football is fine ...... i will be playing agains arsenal on sunday ......

just me in every position rafa decided he wanted someone who would at least try .....

not in dog house yet im slowly sowing the seeds of ..... ive bought you a present and its going to arrive over the next few days type thing... so fingers crossed.

slow but sure wins the race .. my second ground loop isolator arrived today so it should be all systems go for melton on saturday night .... automix all the way with the 83 track play list :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D i do of course jest.


if you are spam ... ill have to be a fritter lol.

[Shaun]

LOL.....

but what's with the spam merchant..........:D

:whistle:

[Penfold42]

if you are spam ... ill have to be a fritter lol.
That's a fritter............looks like....to much beer = room spinning round = :sick:

:whistle:

Ah........i thought you might have had a hand in this.......:D :D :D
As you seem to set my name........very funny.........:approve:


..... ive bought you a present and its going to arrive over the next few days type thing... so fingers crossed.
Oh...........tin of 'spam'.......... :D

[Dragonfly]

oh yeah youre a spam merchant ....... never saw that ..... i want a special name too or ill scream and scream and scream until im sick....

[Corabar Steve]

Is that anything like Teenwolf too ?

[Dragonfly]

indeed but less hairy

[Penfold42]

oh yeah youre a spam merchant ....... never saw that ..... i want a special name too or ill scream and scream and scream until im sick....

...for anyone who has not seen Dave (http://www.culttelly.co.uk/content/top100/84_001.jpg)........

[rob1963]

Wow...he looks a bit different to what I was expecting

[Penfold42]

....yes and ginger.......:quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :quiet: :sofa: ....

[rob1963]

Well, we've got sausage, egg, beans spam and spam...

...or.....you can have spam, spam. spam. spam & spam...

[Penfold42]

SPAM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5nE5uTa6s)......of course...........:D

[PropellerHeadCase]

SPurious hAM A Lot

[rob1963]

Interesting fact: Spam got it's name as it's an abbreviation of SPiced hAM.

[Corabar Steve]

I thought everyone knew that

[rob1963]

Apparantly not.

[Dragonfly]

Wow...he looks a bit different to what I was expecting


got something against gingers have we ?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


:D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[rob1963]

got something against gingers have we ?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::D :D :D :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

Certainly not!

When I said you looked different to what I was expecting, I was thinking more of the fact that in the pic you are a girl of about 10!

:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

Certainly not!

When I said you looked different to what I was expecting, I was thinking more of the fact that in the pic you are a girl of about 10!

:D :D :D

well mental age is about right surely :D :D :D

[rob1963]

well mental age is about right surely :D :D :D

:Laugh:

[Penfold42]

Interesting fact: Spam got it's name as it's an abbreviation of SPiced hAM.
NOT...............:D

I thought everyone knew that
Not me.........:rolleyes:

well mental age is about right surely :D :D :D
Never...thought more 8 (ish)..........................:zip:

[rob1963]

:Laugh:

[rob1963]

On the BBC lunchtime news, they just said that the clocks go back an hour at midnight on Saturday.

Doh!

[Penfold42]

Funny really...but why do us brits still do this........

I'm now suffering from the light disorder.......plus i saw an advert on the telly last night for 'Christmas'......:eek: ........DFS!

Great.............HUMBUG!:D

[Dragonfly]

On the BBC lunchtime news, they just said that the clocks go back an hour at midnight on Saturday.

Doh!

mine will be going back at 2am ....let me tell you.

[rob1963]

I put all mine back on Saturday afternoon, apart from my watch...which I do when I get home from my gig, and a couple of others which change automatically.

[Penfold42]

mine will be going back at 2am ....let me tell you.

Shall i ring you as a reminder then...........:D :D

[Dragonfly]

Shall i ring you as a reminder then...........:D :D

you can mate ill be in the car on the way home from melton.

[rob1963]

Ok Dave, I have to ask...what's that dubious looking thing on your plate?

[Dragonfly]

its a fritter to tonys spam ........ spam fritter

[Penfold42]

its a fritter to tonys spam ........ spam fritter

Do you do much cooking in your house Dave??.....:quiet: :quiet: :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

its a fritter to tonys spam ........ spam fritter

Looks like baded beans that have been eaten once already to me

[Penfold42]

That's a fritter............looks like....to much beer = room spinning round = :sick:


Looks like baded beans that have been eaten once already to me

Not quite the same but nearly.............:D

[rob1963]

its a fritter to tonys spam ........ spam fritter

I haven't seen a spam fritter since I was at school (more than 10 years ago), but I don't remember them looking like THAT!

[Corabar Steve]

They actually sell them ready made now, just bung it in the oven , or under the grill & voila!

[Penfold42]

.....the kids like it......:p

[rob1963]

I think I'll give them a miss.

They made me feel like doing a pavement pizza at school, so I doubt if much has changed!

[Penfold42]

....what do you think of this (http://search.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?scope=all&edition=d&q=using+hard+shoulders)........driving on the hard shoulder......not so sure......:eek:

[Dragonfly]

youre bored arent you tony?? ..... don't people do that anyway?

[rob1963]

....what do you think of this (http://search.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?scope=all&edition=d&q=using+hard+shoulders)........driving on the hard shoulder......not so sure......:eek:

Why not?

There is a car park near me which they let people drive around

[Penfold42]

youre bored arent you tony?? ..... don't people do that anyway?
Yes............weekend in.....:(

Why not?

There is a car park near me which they let people drive around

:lol:

Did you watch the video.....the guy in the high-vis......see how close the van comes near him............not a flinch.....:eek:

[Dragonfly]

hey Rob , Tony ...... shall we crash someones disco ??? :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

hey Rob , Tony ...... shall we crash someones disco ??? :D :D :D

I know a nice one at Melton - Saturday..........:D :D :D :zip:

[Dragonfly]

I know a nice one at Melton - Saturday..........:D :D :D :zip:


yeah but the dj is naff ...... nice set up though. :D :D :D

[rob1963]

hey Rob , Tony ...... shall we crash someones disco ??? :D :D :D

Lets do it guys!

[Dragonfly]

Right who has a fast car and knowledge of where Steve or Daz is working tonight then??? :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

I've seen (http://www.stewartjukeboxes.com.au/images/4%20channel%20chaser.jpg)...........



Right willy waving here.....................:D

[Dragonfly]

I've seen (http://www.stewartjukeboxes.com.au/images/4%20channel%20chaser.jpg)...........



Right willy waving here.....................:D

don't you mean ive got ...... :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

Lets do it guys!


Right who has a fast car and knowledge of where Steve or Daz is working tonight then??? :D :D :D

No need i've got one of these (http://www.zetacity.com/insidethetardis/images/tardis-large.jpg)...........


And what about Angela??:)

[Penfold42]

don't you mean ive got ...... :D :D :D :D :D :D

Found out.......:p

[Dragonfly]

upgraded the dynamos then :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :cool:

[Penfold42]

Still looking..........problem is .........i cant make my mind up.....need another plastic card.................:D

[Dragonfly]

awww just get 4 moving heads tell the md i said it was alright..

[Penfold42]

At least the patio is big enough to sleep on.....i've even got a heater......:D

[Dragonfly]

you need some of those colour changing led's for decking Tony .....

[Corabar Entertainment]

Right who has a fast car and knowledge of where Steve or Daz is working tonight then??? :D :D :D
You'd have to be bloody fast to get to Steve.... he finishes in 34 minutes!

[Dragonfly]

come on guys we can get there just in time to ask for one more :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

I'm am bored now then........build my hopes up......:(

[Dragonfly]

Why Do You Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Baby
Just To Let Me Down (let Me Down)and Mess Me Around
And Then Worst Of All (worst Of All) You Never Call, Baby
When You Say You Will (say You Will) But I Love You Still
I Need You (i Need You) More Than Anyone, Darlin'
You Know That I Have From The Start
So Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Don't Break My Heart

"i'll Be Over At Ten", You Told Me Time And Again
But You're Late, I Wait Around And Then (bah-dah-dah)
I Run To The Door, I Can't Take Any More
It's Not You, You Let Me Down Again

(hey, Hey, Hey!) Baby, Baby, Try To Find
(hey, Hey, Hey!) A Little Time, And I'll Make You Mine
(hey, Hey, Hey!) I'll Be Home
I'll Be Beside The Phone Waiting For You
Oooo-oooo, Oooo-oooo

Why Do You Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Baby
Just To Let Me Down (let Me Down) And Mess Me Around
And Then Worst Of All (worst Of All) You Never Call, Baby
When You Say You Will (say You Will) But I Love You Still
I Need You (i Need You) More Than Anyone, Darlin'
You Know That I Have From The Start
So Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Don't Break My Heart

To You I'm A Toy But I Could Be The Boy You Adore
If You'd Just Let Me Know (bah-dah-dah)
Although You're Untrue, I'm Attracted To You All The More
Why Do I Need You So

(hey, Hey, Hey!) Baby, Baby, Try To Find
(hey, Hey, Hey!) A Little Time And I'll Make You Mine
(hey, Hey, Hey!) I'll Be Home
I'll Be Beside The Phone Waiting For You
Oooo-oooo, Oooo-oooo

Why Do You Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Baby
Just To Let Me Down (let Me Down) And Mess Me Around
And Then Worst Of All (worst Of All) You Never Call, Baby
When You Say You Will (say You Will) But I Love You Still
I Need You (i Need You) More Than Anyone, Darlin'
You Know That I Have From The Start
So Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Don't Break My Heart

I-i-i Need You-oo-oo More Than Anyone, Baby
You Know That I Have From The Start
So Build Me Up (build Me Up) Buttercup, Don't Break My Heart

[Corabar Steve]

I'm surprised Angela didn't comment on spam fritters

[Corabar Entertainment]

Shhhhhhhh! :quiet: ...don't go telling everyone about my guilty little secret :lol:

[Penfold42]

Do we like spam fritters..........:D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Indeed she does.

[Penfold42]

LOL.....

Is that a regular treat in your house then......?? and have you had these combo's.....(note no fritters on here)

Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam


:D :D :D

[Dragonfly]

LOL.....

Is that a regular treat in your house then......?? and have you had these combo's.....(note no fritters on here)

Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam


:D :D :D

that taken off your signature then turntable tone ?? :zip: :zip: :zip: :D :D

[Penfold42]

that taken off your signature then turntable tone ?? :zip: :zip: :zip: :D :D

Good afternoon......FRIEND...........:D :D :D :D
All polished and ready to go........:)

[Corabar Steve]

That reminds me, I haven't had brekkie yet.

Sausage eggs bacon tomato BP mushrooms & fried slice today I think

[Penfold42]

Brekkie.....it's just gone 12 man......:eek:

[Corabar Steve]

& your point is?

Some of us were actually out working last night you know.

[Penfold42]

& your point is?
Point is nothing......i've had no breekie......:cry:
Starving now....might just do the same.......:D



& Some of us were actually out working last night you know.
:( :( :(

[Dragonfly]

ive just had breakfast too .... been sorting out for tonights gig all morning .

spam fritters all round??